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Offline KBFLordKrueg

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Re: Now..I'm old...
« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2008, 05:22:03 pm »
congrats gramps.  i'm wondering.  when you have a kid it's cigars... what do we get for a grandkid?  i like cubans

Thanks to all...
I still got some cigars, good ones at that, Arturo Fuente Maduro coronas.
Had to...the father forgot... ::)
Boy, does he have a lot to learn about fatherhood.. ;D

Aye he does.  Well he's got a great inlaw to teach him.  i assume that involves klingon painsticks.  he should learn quickly.

It was a classic moment-you-live-for-as-a-father:
Me, my wife, his mom, my son and a couple of their close friends all waiting...
He comes out all flushed, tell us the weight, yadda, yadda...
I shake his hand and say "Well, ya got fun now...Ok, where's my cigar?"
He goes blank..."Cigars?...um, I didn't get any..."
And in my best R. Lee. Irmey impression I bellow "Sweet Mary and Joesph, what kind of man doesn't get cigars for his first child in life, a son no less?!
Do I have to do everything for you?!"
Whips out a handful from pocket "Here, now pass these out, but I'm keeping one"
Everyone was looking and chuckling...

priceless... ;D
« Last Edit: January 11, 2008, 02:42:39 pm by KBFLordKrueg »
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Re: Now..I'm old...
« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2008, 05:52:50 pm »
LMAO.  Great one there Hexx, +1 to you.

Krueg, well done on the cigar note.  a +1 to you as well, which will put you over the 200.

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Re: Now..I'm old...
« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2008, 08:16:59 pm »
Loved the cigar story +1 karma for the good news.... Mrs Kapact is offering babysitting... for free I'm sure  :laugh:
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Re: Now..I'm old...
« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2008, 08:58:44 pm »
hooray for you!

youve always been old though...well older than me... 8p
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Re: Now..I'm old...
« Reply #24 on: January 11, 2008, 04:16:48 am »
congrats gramps.  i'm wondering.  when you have a kid it's cigars... what do we get for a grandkid?  i like cubans

Thanks to all...
I still got some cigars, good ones at that, Arturo Fuente Maduro coronas.
Had to...the father forgot... ::)
Boy, does he have a lot to learn about fatherhood.. ;D


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Re: Now..I'm old...
« Reply #25 on: January 11, 2008, 07:47:43 am »
Congrat's ..... OLD hummmm      Just take a good whiff of that new born and your guaranteed youth again if only for a few Min's !      :)

NOTE: Perferably after the bath ...  ;)
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Re: Now..I'm old...
« Reply #26 on: January 11, 2008, 07:57:11 am »
Congrats LK :thumbsup:

Welcome to the wonderful world of being a Grand Parent.   Just think. In two years you get to have a good laugh at the expense of your Daughter and Son-In-law. When your Grandson starts to do things that they both swear they never did at that age......... but you know better ;)


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Re: Now..I'm old...
« Reply #27 on: January 11, 2008, 03:11:19 pm »
Aah you're not that old, Abuelo. Congradulations.

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Re: Now..I'm old...
« Reply #28 on: January 13, 2008, 02:35:20 pm »
Teach him the hotkeys first,they make great co-pilots.Congrats.. Gramps LK.

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Re: Now..I'm old...
« Reply #29 on: January 14, 2008, 02:50:22 pm »
Congrats LK    :thumbsup:

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Re: Now..I'm old...
« Reply #30 on: January 14, 2008, 07:28:47 pm »
 Congrats Krueg !!!  Now you get to spoil him, which it always fun. 

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Re: Now..I'm old...
« Reply #31 on: January 15, 2008, 03:40:08 pm »
You know who the father is? Well that's a bonus!

 >:(
Because I'm having a good day, I will forgive your insinuating remark about my daughter.  :stfu:

Grats on the <snicker> Grandparent status old man.
+1 Karma, just so I can be the one who gets ya to 200.

You can tell the grandkids that story some day..

"back in January of '08 it was...Lord Hexx gave me a point of Karma to celebrate Troy's birth"
"Gee Gramps..did really knew The Great Lord Hexx our deiriffic leader?"
" aye... he used to trounce me regularly at OP.. why I remember this one time that he killed me with a single Ph3 shot.. we all had a good laugh at my expense that time"
"You're the best Grampa!"

<sniff> I get all teary just thinking about it..

I guess this just goes to show you that nothing can really pull Hexx out of his world of delusion.  :P

Congrats on the wonderful news, Lord Krueg!!  I loved the cigar story.


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Re: Now..I'm old...
« Reply #32 on: January 16, 2008, 03:46:42 pm »
Congrats
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Re: Now..I'm old...
« Reply #33 on: January 16, 2008, 06:04:26 pm »
You know who the father is? Well that's a bonus!

 >:(
Because I'm having a good day, I will forgive your insinuating remark about my daughter.  :stfu:

Grats on the <snicker> Grandparent status old man.
+1 Karma, just so I can be the one who gets ya to 200.

You can tell the grandkids that story some day..

"back in January of '08 it was...Lord Hexx gave me a point of Karma to celebrate Troy's birth"
"Gee Gramps..did really knew The Great Lord Hexx our deiriffic leader?"
" aye... he used to trounce me regularly at OP.. why I remember this one time that he killed me with a single Ph3 shot.. we all had a good laugh at my expense that time"
"You're the best Grampa!"

<sniff> I get all teary just thinking about it..

I guess this just goes to show you that nothing can really pull Hexx out of his world of delusion.  :P

Congrats on the wonderful news, Lord Krueg!!  I loved the cigar story.


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Re: Now..I'm old...
« Reply #34 on: January 18, 2008, 12:44:29 am »
My 23 yr old daughter has brought the House of Krueg it's newest Warrior.  ;D
At 12:22 pm today, 7 lbs,  20 in, Troy Preston was welcomed into this world.  :rwoot:
Mother and child are healthy and tired... ;D

*sigh*

Just call me gramps... ::)
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Does this mean I get to be an uncle?   ;)

Congrats Gramps   :)



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Re: Now..I'm old...
« Reply #35 on: January 19, 2008, 12:44:51 pm »
You know who the father is? Well that's a bonus!

 >:(
Because I'm having a good day, I will forgive your insinuating remark about my daughter.  :stfu:

Congrads Boss,
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Re: Now..I'm old...
« Reply #36 on: January 26, 2008, 02:52:24 pm »
Congrats! Perhaps you can change your call sign to Lord Gramps!  ;D

Congrats LK and Dax you win this therad.  8)
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