Indiana Jones has a heart attack.
Plot Synopsis: Indiana Jones is up to his usual antics fighting bad guys and finding lost artifacts...biggest problem this time...he looks old...because...he is old! So he has a problem...with all this fighting and running...what will happen to his aging heart!!!
Will he find his long lost love?
Will he find a new one?
Or will it all end five minutes into the film as he keels over grasping his chest in pain?
PS: Of course this is all in fun...just saw a promotional picture for the movie and Harrison Ford looked REALLY old in it (I think it's a bad picture, they shouldn't use it otherwise they'll bring on thoughts like I just had) so had to write down my thoughts before they went beserk!