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Offline Nemesis

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Your mother was right all along
« on: October 08, 2007, 09:44:31 pm »
Ouch. 
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Re: Your mother was right all along
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2007, 10:27:18 pm »
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Re: Your mother was right all along
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2007, 10:28:32 pm »
Please tell me that's fake. If not then WTF? :o How does something like that even happen?
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Re: Your mother was right all along
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2007, 06:43:16 pm »
Please tell me that's fake.

I don't know for sure if it is real or not. 

How does something like that even happen?

Didn't your mother ever tell you not to run with pointed/sharp objects?
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Re: Your mother was right all along
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2007, 06:54:54 pm »
Maybe, but knowing my mom it was probably, "Here's a knife, now leave me alone."
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Re: Your mother was right all along
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2007, 08:11:06 pm »
Looks like he got forked pretty good.

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Re: Your mother was right all along
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2007, 08:13:20 pm »


That has to be fake.   


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Re: Your mother was right all along
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2007, 08:17:11 pm »


That has to be fake.
Given that the fork has no blood on it or anything (not even on the tips from what I can tell), Id say it is not real.
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Re: Your mother was right all along
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2007, 08:26:08 pm »
See what happens when mothers tell their kids not to eat with their fingers??!! ::)

Little Johney wanted to eat the bouger up his nose, his mother had told him to not eat with his fingers and to always use a fork...... It was inevitable what would happen next!! ;D

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Re: Your mother was right all along
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2007, 08:59:06 pm »


That has to be fake.
Given that the fork has no blood on it or anything (not even on the tips from what I can tell), Id say it is not real.

The expression on the child's face is also not in keeping with the injury.   That little guy should be howling in agony.

Just gently push on the area where the nose joins the face above the upper lip.


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Re: Your mother was right all along
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2007, 09:07:53 pm »
The fork has done the impssible thing of passing through the nasal cartiledge.... the nose "bone" so to speak, without bending the fork. As the "nose bone" is harder than the metal of the fork, this is impossible.

Also the nose should be red and swollen as the body's defence reaction steps in and reacts to the foreign body.

The picture is a fake!!

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