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Offline Soreyes

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Another Klingon Warrors Birthday
« on: August 16, 2007, 02:42:35 am »
Happy Birthday WarSears!!!!

Just for you WarSears ;D

If Klingons Wrote Code - Jokes
 
Top 10 Things Likely to be Overheard if You Had a Klingon on Your Software Development Team:
10) "This code is a piece of crap! You have no honor!"

9) "A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code!"

8) "By filing this bug you have questioned my family honor. Prepare to die!"

7) "You question the worthiness of my Code?! I should kill you
where you stand!"

6) "Our competitors are without honor!"

5) "Specs are for the weak and timid!"

4) "This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!"

3) "Perhaps it IS a good day to Die! I say we ship it!"

2) "My program has just dumped Stova Core!"

1) "Behold, the keyboard of Kalis! The greatest Klingon code warrior that ever lived!"



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Offline deadmansix

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Re: Another Klingon Warrors Birthday
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2007, 07:24:49 am »
Quote from: Soreyes on August 16, 2007, 02:42:35 am
Happy Birthday WarSears!!!!

Just for you WarSears ;D

If Klingons Wrote Code - Jokes
 
Top 10 Things Likely to be Overheard if You Had a Klingon on Your Software Development Team:
10) "This code is a piece of crap! You have no honor!"

9) "A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code!"

8) "By filing this bug you have questioned my family honor. Prepare to die!"

7) "You question the worthiness of my Code?! I should kill you
where you stand!"

6) "Our competitors are without honor!"

5) "Specs are for the weak and timid!"

4) "This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!"

3) "Perhaps it IS a good day to Die! I say we ship it!"

2) "My program has just dumped Stova Core!"

1) "Behold, the keyboard of Kalis! The greatest Klingon code warrior that ever lived!"






 Happy B-Day Sears,may you live long and have many sons.

 and Soreyes your one sick man!!! Klingon code jokes love it
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Re: Another Klingon Warrors Birthday
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2007, 08:06:17 am »
Happy Birthday WS!
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Re: Another Klingon Warrors Birthday
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2007, 10:22:13 pm »
Happy Birthday you ole wardog! I want you to know I remembered and stopped by just for this occaision.........

ok I just got lucky! How ya been?

Need yer butt kicked?
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Re: Another Klingon Warrors Birthday
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2007, 04:01:12 pm »
Thanks guys ;)
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Re: Another Klingon Warrors Birthday
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2007, 05:22:07 pm »
Quote from: WarSears on August 17, 2007, 04:01:12 pm
Thanks guys ;)

 our pleasure, oh by the way do you gum your GAGK or put it in the blender now?
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Re: Another Klingon Warrors Birthday
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2007, 06:39:32 pm »
Quote from: deadmansix on August 17, 2007, 05:22:07 pm
Quote from: WarSears on August 17, 2007, 04:01:12 pm
Thanks guys ;)

 our pleasure, oh by the way do you gum your GAGK or put it in the blender now?

He has his "Woman" pre-chew it for him  :D
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Offline deadmansix

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Re: Another Klingon Warrors Birthday
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2007, 10:42:22 pm »
Quote from: Dfly on August 17, 2007, 06:39:32 pm
Quote from: deadmansix on August 17, 2007, 05:22:07 pm
Quote from: WarSears on August 17, 2007, 04:01:12 pm
Thanks guys ;)

 our pleasure, oh by the way do you gum your GAGK or put it in the blender now?

He has his "Woman" pre-chew it for him  :D


 Oh so your calling him a Faringei now Dfly is that what old Klingon's become? :laugh:
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Re: Another Klingon Warrors Birthday
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2007, 06:12:31 am »
Hope your Birthday was a Great One ....  8)
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Re: Another Klingon Warrors Birthday
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2007, 10:35:07 pm »
Doh...happy belated birthday!
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Re: Another Klingon Warrors Birthday
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2007, 12:00:27 am »
Just now saw this, Happy Birthday Sears!

I hope you were able to low out all your many candles so that your wish came true that you could become as good a droner as me.   ;D
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Re: Another Klingon Warrors Birthday
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2007, 12:04:41 am »
Have a happy!

 :dance: :drinkinsong: :rockinband: :tonybanks: :multi:

got some blood wine chilled for ya!

Semper Fi, Carry On
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