Topic: Kroma,Cleo, & Tracey please report for Assignments Angels.....

[KATChuutRitt]

Once Upon A Time....There were 3 beautiful girls who went to the Starfleet Academy, and they were each assigned very hazardous duties,>  But I took them away from all that and now they work for me.  My name is Chuut...

 

Scene 1:  J'inn's office  J'inn Tracey Cleo and Kroma lounging around waiting .



Kroma:   Hey Kitty!  Are you looking up my tutu again?

J'inn:   No, I tell you again, I would never...oh whats the point?

Kroma:   Just can't stop staring can you?  I'm a victim of my own beauty once again, constantly oggled by you males...

J'inn:   <thows up hands in despair and starts sobbing shaking his downwards looking head>

Cleo:   There there, Kroma you upset my pet Kitty-witty <starts scratching J'inn behind the ears>

J'inn:   <looking up again>  Now that's better

 Kroma:   Hey I can do that, Gorn freaky style.....

J'inn:      Sit down Lizard boy and not on my.....

<CRASH>

....wicker furniture.....

Tracey:  Enough of this chit chat, I want to know why I'm here. I was told by Chuut that this is a job that required     intelligence and a high EQ.  But judging by my present company, I seriously doubt it.

Kroma:   Whats an EQ?

J'inn:    Don't ask, please don't ask.....

Cleo:    <perks up>  It's a scale of emotional sensitivity like an IQ for emotions, women usually score much higher than men.

J'inn:    <sighs>  Even the cartoon women know it....Well I guess it makes up for the IQ imbalance.......uh oh........

Tracey:     Hrrmmphh!!!!  Well that for sure wasn't a remark from the bearer of a high IQ, now was it Mr......

RING  BRRRRIIIINNNGGGGG

Chuut's voice over speaker:  "Hello Angels"

Tracey, Cleo, and Kroma:<in chorus and with most seductive voices>  "Oh Hello Chuut"

Tracey:   Now why did I answer like that?

Cleo:    Because Chuut is a furry dreamboat?

J'inn:    <cough, sputter>

Kroma:    Because you were trying to be more sexy than me sister, but give it up!!!

J'inn:   <gasp>  <recovers self>  Actually Tracey because its in this contract you signed <snicker>

Tracey:   Oh,  <slumps in chair with a slight pout>  Should have never started drinking shots with that Kzin bartender.

Chuut:    Well Angels, you were each chosen for your unique talents.

Kroma:    I was chosen for my beauty

J'inn:    Actually Kroma you were brough in to be a heavy hitter, and Chuut is still scared silly by Kim's "Rolling Pin"

Cleo:    And I was brought in because noone can refuse me anything?

J'inn:    Actually you were chosen to scratch behind my ears, you are quite good at it by the.....

Chuut:    J'INN!!!  Don't make me call W.A.N.K.E.R......

J'inn:    Sheesh, ok already, Cleo you were chosen for hazardous duty assignments, Toons can't really be killed after all.....

Cleo:    Does this mean I can't pet the Kitty anymore?

Chuut:    Unless its me dear, the answer is no.

Tracey:    <Crossing arms in a way sure to improve ratings>  And I suppose I wasn't chosen for my intelligence, computer skills, or my EQ; but only for my "G-Racks"?

J'inn:    Told you she was a bright girl Chuut..

Chuut:    And definately in touch with the emotions of others....

J"inn    <snicker>

SMACK

J'inn:     Ow....Why'd you do that?

Tracey:    Just reminding you of your "sensitive" side.....And why is J'inn here?

J'inn:    Oh I'm here as Chuut's legal consultant and right hand man, and to look at your hineys whenever I can sneak a peak,....its in my contract....

Kroma :   <not so casually bending over>  Oh I hate when my shoelace comes untied <wink> and I have to BEND OVER to retie it...

J'inn:    <begins sobbing again>  Lord help me!''

Chuut:    Actually J'inn you are there to take any abuse from my angels in my absence.  This way, they have it out of their system when I personally cogratulate them at the end of each episode.

J'inn:    YOU BASTARD!!!!

Chuut:    Carefull J'inn Die Hard still holds that copyright.....

J'inn:    <grumble>

Chuut:        Well its time for the Angels to begin their first assignments......    It seems there is a bikini theft ring <all eyes shift to Tracey, who blushes> and we are going to expose it.  Our only lead thus far is that GDA Gwarlock is known to be involved.  Tracey:  I want you to distract Gwarlock,  Kroma:  I want you to examine his files while he is distracted,  Cleo:  I want you to keep an eye out for any guards

Kroma:        Why can't I distract Gwarlock?  I'm more pretty than her <sidelong glance at Tracey>  and she will likely lose her top again.  Besides, Gwarlock has the hots for me, all the Gorn know it.  You should see the leecherous looks he shoots me during those incredibly long strategy briefings.

Tracey:       Better looking than me, in your dreams tutu-boy!  But your right, I should be doing the true detective work.   I'm the fricking smart girl!!!!

Chuut:        Ok then,  Kroma:  You distract Gwarlock <snicker>,  Tracey You do the snooping....er....detective work.    Cleopatra:  You play sentry.  And J'inn your back-up and the union required middle-aged overweight guy the viewers can identify with.

Tracey:     J'inn is back up?....Heaven help us!

Chuut:      Well Angels, you have your assignments, I'm sure you can rise to the occasion, I know I can.......


 

[TheMaverick]

So it begins.... LOL

Very good Chuut =)

[Daew Anahos]

Daew falls over in his chair laughing    

[KRolling]

Yes, very good!!

I was trying to post earlier about it when the forums went down!!

Excellent work!! So clever!!

[Kroma_BaSyl]

Why do I always get type cast the "pretty one"? Oh the well, a cross I must bear.

[SOSCleopatra]

Cartoon?  CARTOON!!!!!

Well there is more to me than that Mr. Kitty-Witty.

Of course you did get the angel part right, I'm 1/3 angel but 2/3rds .....well...you will see...

But I must say a very amusing post, and I did like the movie.....

[Goose]

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Yes, very good!!

I was trying to post earlier about it when the forums went down!!

Excellent work!! So clever!!  

Oh sure you may say this now,  but don't forget the storyline where several of them leave and are replaced.

YOU may be the next Chuut Angel.

Can you just imagine working with that Diva of a gorn Kroma Basyl? I hear she's a knockout.

[KRolling]

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Yes, very good!!

I was trying to post earlier about it when the forums went down!!

Excellent work!! So clever!!  

Oh sure you may say this now,  but don't forget the storyline where several of them leave and are replaced.

YOU may be the next Chuut Angel.

Can you just imagine working with that Diva of a gorn Kroma Basyl? I hear she's a knockout.  

LOL!!! Well, I doubt any of these fine ladies will ever need replacing.

Keep it up girls!!

[Mog]

Deserves a bump and some episode details from the protagonists. Hint Hint!

[FPF_TraceyG]

Cleo wiped the sweat off her brow.

"This is hard work, Tracey", she said.

"I think I'm going to need a hand here, Cleo" said Tracey.
"Ok, lets try it one more time, we almost got there last time... use both hands this time Cleopatra."

Taking a deep breath, Cleopatra readied herself, as she took up her position beside Kroma.

"Ok, all together now..."

"It hurts... " said Kroma.

"We're trying to be as gentle as possible, really" said Tracey.

"I think its stuck again", said Cleo.

"Try jerking on it a bit harder", suggested Tracey.

"Ok then..." replied Cleo.

Kroma moaned again.

Tracey and Cleo were gripping on tightly, a sheen of sweat forming across their faces.

"Ok, one last heave... 1, 2, 3..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhh.... " Kroma cried out!

"Phew!! We did it!" Tracey high fives Cleo.

Kroma breathed out a sigh of relief, relaxing against into the lounge chair.

"I thought we'd never get her into that bikini top! You'll make a fine distraction for Gwarlock, I think, Kroma!" commented Cleo.

"Alright then girls, we have our orders... lets go!"

"Ummmm.... " whimpered Kroma.

"Whats wrong now?"

"I cant get up." replied Kroma.

<sigh>... "Hmmm... I dont remember this ever hapenning on the TV show... oh well", mused TraceyG.

"Here we go again..." exclaimed Cleo.

"This time, I'll grab and you can pull, ok Cleo?"

Stay tuned for next week's episode, when Gwarlock gets a nice little surprise when he tries to steal Kroma's top, that is if Cleo and Tracey can ever get her up again. Watch out for a surprise guest appearance by the evil Scipio, gone mad after the failed tutu stealing attempt, that yours truly, our Kroma, single handedly put down in last week's episode. Yes, Scipio has escaped from the therapy centre and is back for more...
 

[J'inn]

I can't think of anything . . . .    I can't remember the show and I did not watch the movie.  Also, several brain cells imploded upon reading Kroma's recent posts.

[KATChuutRitt]

Hmmm.... Evil S'Cipio, J'inn shocked speachless......I like the way this is going, keep up the work Angels, you are doing splendidly....

[Cmdr. Krotz]

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 Watch out for a surprise guest appearance by the evil Scipio, gone mad after the failed tutu stealing attempt,    

Is that supposed to be like in the TOS episode when this one fellow looks in the Medusan's transport box and goes is driven insane?

   

[Green]

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Cleo wiped the sweat off her brow.

"This is hard work, Tracey", she said ... yada yada yada ....  

thank you TracyG.  I suffered through a completely well welcome laugh at your post.  

[Mog]

Andy why not?

[C-Los]

Mav....Hands to yourself, leave "CLEO" alone, she has work to do !!