Topic: When you use our bathroom, you will be very, very happy?

[Electric Eye]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070706/ap_on_fe_st/china_largest_bathroom

"We are spreading toilet culture. People can listen to gentle music and watch TV," said Lu Xiaoqing, an official with the Yangrenjie, or "Foreigners Street," tourist area where the bathroom is located. "After they use the bathroom they will be very, very happy."

Yup, I always feel such utter joy after using the bathroom. Ya gotta wonder about the Chinese sometimes. 

[Sarek]

Some urinals are uniquely shaped, including ones inside open crocodile mouths and several that are topped by the bust of a woman resembling the Virgin Mary.

This is going to go over real well.