I watched this crappy movie last week, that had some gal teaching kids how to dance. Granted, Kids need to know how to do other things, like read, and maybe do math. But I think it deserved an oscar, simply because of Jessica Alba.
Likewise, FF4 part Doh! needs an oscar, because of Jessica Alba. It's a bad idea to take your underage niece to a film though, to drool over Jessica Alba. When seeing her, the only advice I have, is bring plenty of tissue paper.
Stephen