"Now Ted, there's a Romulan warbird off the starboard bow.... oh, no there isn't......no, wait, now there is again.....oh, no there isn't......no, wait, now there is it again...."
"Aw, come on Ted, what makes you think they're hostile?? They''re just larking around!!"
"Those Pakled are awful iejuts Ted!!"
"Logic Ted, what's that all about then??"