Topic: What if all Vukcans were like Fthar Dougal McGuire from Ftaher Ted?? (Read 1594 times)

Panzergranate · « **on:** June 17, 2007, 06:47:35 pm »

What if all Vulcans were like Father Dougal McGuire from the TV show Father Ted??

Shadow9216 · « **Reply #1 on:** June 20, 2007, 06:11:57 pm »

Oh, now Ted, that wouldn't be logical! Bishops love scifi!

Panzergranate · « **Reply #2 on:** June 22, 2007, 09:13:22 am »

"Now Ted, there's a Romulan warbird off the starboard bow.... oh, no there isn't......no, wait, now there is again.....oh, no there isn't......no, wait, now there is it again...."

"Aw, come on Ted, what makes you think they're hostile?? They''re just larking around!!"

"Those Pakled are awful iejuts Ted!!"

"Logic Ted, what's that all about then??"

Shadow9216 · « **Reply #3 on:** June 22, 2007, 03:01:30 pm »

1) That would be an ecumenical matter
2) YESSS!

Panzergranate · « **Reply #4 on:** June 23, 2007, 07:08:05 am »

"Ted......can I be the first Science Officer - Priest??? Go on Ted.....Go on......Go on??!!"

"Don't worry Ted!! Me and Mrs Doyle will fix the engines.... now where's the glue!!!"

"And what exactly are we doing out here in space Ted.??" "Nope, I still don't get it??!!"

"You know that Vulcan logic thing, etc..... it's that I don't understand Surak!!"

Father Ted > "How exactly did you become a Vulcan, Dougal?? Send off 12 cerial box tops??!!"

Father Ted > "This planet is small but that one is far away.......small, far away......small, far away...."

Father Dougal > "Its no good Ted.... I still don't get it!!"

Panzergranate · « **Reply #5 on:** June 28, 2007, 06:48:07 pm »

"All that stuff about Surak, Vulcan Logic, meditation, Konimar Discipline...... that's all made up stuff for for Vulcan children isn't it Ted??!!"

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