Topic: Do you know why its such utter...

[Mackie]

...sh*t, infact, to be a bouncer sometimes (Yes i do that too sometimes).
http://www.the-tcs.net/miscos/stabdlol.jpg
You get stabbed by some drunk bint not wanting to leave the bar premises (Happened last wednesday).
Pics of the wound will soon follow as soon as i get to remove the bandages

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and to be continued, i was bit tired last night and fairly high on painkillers when i got home so i didnt write the whole thing, heres the rest of the story;

I do sometimes really stupid things but this was something I did not call for, it was just a freak thing that happens something like once in 1000 or so... It was a routine thing, remove a guy whos too drunk and is starting to cause trouble; - He pulled this wee knive out of no where all out of the sudden and ripped into my gut with it, I got a torn stomach muscle and punctured colon but avoided anything really serious although the wound is pretty grim looking. if all is k the stitches are coming off already on friday ;p

And yeah, the guy who did it got obviously caught, his waiting in the county jail - to be sued for moar moneys.

[Mackie]

it may be somewhat graphic so i thought i'd mention.
www.the-tcs.net/miscos/wound1.jpg
www.the-tcs.net/miscos/wound2.jpg
see that little larger looking opening kind of thing to the right? -thats where I got hit originally and cut few cm towards the bellybutton, sort of. the rest of it was done by surgeons opening me up so that they could put me innards back together ;p

and yeah, my stomach looks fairly more larger than usual as its swollen for obvious reasons ;p

also to add, no, its not a goddamn appendix surgery wound. :p

[Javora]

Sorry for your trouble, I hope everything turns out ok and you don't have any long lasting problems from this.

[Sirgod]

There must have been something in the air over the weekend. I beat the hell out of a store robber and car jacker.

Seriously, I'm just glad your going to be ok. Guy wounds have a tendancy to cause all kinds of trouble, some not immediatly viewable. Man take care of yourself Mackie, and keep us informed.

Stephen

[Mackie]

yep :>
heres the whole thing, quoting my self obviously.

To be honest i didnt even see the damn blade before it was too late :/
This dude kept going back and forth between the barstand and his table, hardly being able to walk and harrassing anyone who was unfortunate enough to get in the way of of his drunken stagger so it was pretty obvious he had had enough for the night and was ready to go home.
I went there to get him and put my hand on his shoulder and in my usual friendly manner I asked him,
"Sir, are you sure havent had enough already tonight, eh?".
He  replied something to effect of ; "Mfffbllrrl, unf fggfnn iä cthulu".
Im sure lovecraft would have been proud.I was like,
"ehheh, I'll take that as a yes! Sir, do you need me to escort you outside or are you able to make it on your own?"
He got up to leave the table and I walked with him to the door to get his jacket
while the other bouncer phoned him a cab and when i was trying to help his jacket on he decided that he didnt want to leave just yet and we had a little bit of an argument about that, i was fairly clear that no is a no enough is enough.
In his thrist for he started make his way back to the pub and so i grabbed him and went "Oh no, you dont", I got him by the shoulders at the moment. then when he turned around he had a small blade and he quickly jabbed it into my side before me even really noticing it, i was on the floor bleeding and in pain :/
After that I dont really remember, i believe my co worker go the knife off of him and the cops whisked the drunk safely away.

[Sirgod]

Dang man, I looked at the second pic with the phone, what is that ,about a 6 inch gash? at least it looks pretty straight. Just take it easy for the next few days bro, don't want you spilling your guts picking up stones on the farm.

Stephen

[Electric Eye]

He  replied something to effect of ; "Mfffbllrrl, unf fggfnn iä cthulu".

 

I think we all have spoken that language once or twice in our lifetimes. 

[Mackie]

Dang man, I looked at the second pic with the phone, what is that ,about a 6 inch gash? at least it looks pretty straight. Just take it easy for the next few days bro, don't want you spilling your guts picking up stones on the farm.

Stephen

Yeah its a pretty straightforward cut, the original cut, i hear, that was done with the knife wasnt even half the length of the cut, most of the length is from the surgical operation to fix my colon+muscle :/
atleast the bugger had the courtesy to use something of a clean knife, no real bad infection except that my crp was around 220 230 for a couple of days wich felt like sh*te as one could imagine.
I dont intent to do any sort of lifting for a good while, hell, i cant even bend more than a few inches before the pain gets too overwhelming ;/

He  replied something to effect of ; "Mfffbllrrl, unf fggfnn iä cthulu".

 

I think we all have spoken that language once or twice in our lifetimes. 

Yes, yes we have :p

[FPF-Tobin Dax]

wasn't it a full moom this weekend?

[Grand Master of Shadows NCC37385]

He  replied something to effect of ; "Mfffbllrrl, unf fggfnn iä cthulu".

 

I think we all have spoken that language once or twice in our lifetimes. 

Ive spoken that language and Im not even from Finland. 

[Sirgod]

See If I was an admin, I'd have a hard time not changing Mackie avatar , to that Swazie fella in Roadhouse.

Stephen

[Mackie]

See If I was an admin, I'd have a hard time not changing Mackie avatar , to that Swazie fella in Roadhouse.

Stephen

Who? :p

[Sirgod]

Patrick Sawzie (sp) he was in alot of movies back in the 80's Ghost, Roadhouse, Red Dawn.

Stephen

[Mackie]

Patrick Sawzie (sp) he was in alot of movies back in the 80's Ghost, Roadhouse, Red Dawn.

Stephen

Swayze. I got it though, should have googled first :p

[James Smith]

Patrick Sawzie (sp) he was in alot of movies back in the 80's Ghost, Roadhouse, Red Dawn.

Stephen

Roadhouse was on TV here the other night. I'd forgotten just how bad some of the acting was....

[Mackie]

Patrick Sawzie (sp) he was in alot of movies back in the 80's Ghost, Roadhouse, Red Dawn.

Stephen

Roadhouse was on TV here the other night. I'd forgotten just how bad some of the acting was....

its not necessarily bad; - its just 80s style acting, _everything_ is bad by todays terms

[Sirgod]

I think Sam Elliot really carried that pic. But yeah, some of the acting back in the 80's was over the top. I guess that's why I'm looking forward to Live Free or Die Hard, and John Rambo.

stephen

[Electric Eye]

Utters remind me of bewbies!!!  Many, many BEWBIES!

[Panzergranate]

Just seen the wounds.... Ouch!! Praise to the surgeons who fixed you.

Not the worst I've seen, that was a guy who'd been hit in the face with a chain.... even a blind man would would have been shocked by him. His jaw was hanging off.

Hope the scumbag rots in jail who did it.

[Mackie]

Just seen the wounds.... Ouch!! Praise to the surgeons who fixed you.

Not the worst I've seen, that was a guy who'd been hit in the face with a chain.... even a blind man would would have been shocked by him. His jaw was hanging off.

Hope the scumbag rots in jail who did it.

Its actually the same wound in both pictures, the files are just separated by 1 and 2 :p
the wound is pretty much healed up already, except that it'll leave a mark thats for sure :/