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Offline S'Raek

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I'd like to make a complaint
« on: April 24, 2007, 08:37:56 pm »
In my profile it says my "preferred language" is English.  Can someone please add an option for American.  Preferable Midwest twang American. 

Either that or Navyese. 

Thanks.
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Re: I'd like to make a complaint
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2007, 11:38:57 pm »
Wrong forum, I think the complaint department is here.  ;D
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Re: I'd like to make a complaint
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2007, 07:45:01 pm »
If that is allowed be prepared for Ebonics.

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Re: I'd like to make a complaint
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2007, 01:55:05 pm »
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Navyese.

That's just a lot of swearing with the odd incomprehensible acronym thrown in.
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Re: I'd like to make a complaint
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2007, 05:52:11 am »
*hands S'Raek several large truckloads of forms to fill out*

Please fill out these complaint forums in quadruplicate, making sure to initial every 3rd page if it's a tuesday, or every 5th page if it's Wednesday and cloudy, and every other page for any other day of the week.

Also, please be aware that you may have to sign your name upside down on some documents, and backwards on others.

Also, where indicated, please provide photocopies of your driver's license, social security card, and if necessary, urine and blood samples.

Also, we will need a $2000 deposit in the form of cash or a bank certified cashiers check.  *hands S'Raek another folder of forms*  Please fill these forms out to signify that you understand that your deposit may become non-refundable at any time, and that an additional $500 may be requested if so deemed necessary.

After you've filled out all of these forms, please fill out these 3 papers that acknowledge your awareness that if any portion of your papers are not filled out properly, all paperwork will be terminated, you will be notified within 12 hours, and be requred to give an arm and a leg as payment.

Your complaint should be reviewed by one of our complaint specialists in 4-6 decades. 

Thank you very much, and we hope you have enjoyed our new, improved, faster complaint services system.  We look forward to your comments and your thoughts.





Just playing with ya S'Raek.  I couldn't resist.
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Re: I'd like to make a complaint
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2007, 09:03:03 pm »
You are obviously a man that has worked for the government before! 

 ;D

Swearing and acronyms isn't a language? 
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Offline Capt. Mike

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Re: I'd like to make a complaint
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2007, 07:29:10 am »
Fornication with Unlawful Carnal Knowledge


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Re: I'd like to make a complaint
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2007, 08:57:25 am »
Quote from: Punisher NCC-2000 on May 03, 2007, 01:55:05 pm
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Navyese.

That's just a lot of swearing with the odd incomprehensible acronym thrown in.


It's not an acronym, it's called a brevity code.
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