Topic: Now That Was Funny. SG7 Comedy

[Soreyes]

Even though SG7 is a few days old. I myself have been in stitches more then a few times, over some of the missions flown. So far these are my Top 3 missions that when I think about them, I have to laugh.

No #3.  Lear in a R-KCR and myself in a Z-DF take a mission. We get the Host Left message. We then see two F-DN's coming toward us. I make the comment that things are about to get Nasty. Of course the DN's fire everything at me. I got lucky only taking two photon hits, which take out my 5 & 6 Shields.
I charge headlong toward the 1st DN. At a range of 1.5 I fire my drones. All hit causing massave damage to the DN. After I pass I drop a SP which lets loose 12 drones. The DN went Boom. I assisted Lear with the other DN. All I can say is you Got to Love those Type VIII Drones 

No #2.  Having Dizzy chase me down. Then drafting me. Dizzy in his F-DNL and two G-DNs. Me in my trusty Z-DF   Can't you feel the love.

No #1.  Drafted Risky and Chuut both in R-KCRs for a planet Assalt. Chuut drops at the start of the mission. I hear Risky over voice coms asking "Do you see what I'm seeing" I start looking around and notice that this mission is most definitely bugged. All the Deffences are doubled . Six Def platforms, The Planet had I think 14 Phaser 4's. We decided to continue with the mission. At the end we finally beat it. Risky's ship I think was down to 1/2 hull. My DF had no weapons left, and was down to 1/4 hull.  I'm still wondering why the Hell we took that Mission

[Dizzy]

No #1.  Drafted Risky and Chuut both in R-KCRs for a planet Assalt. Chuut drops at the start of the mission. I hear Risky over voice coms asking "Do you see what I'm seeing" I start looking around and notice that this mission is most definitely bugged. All the Deffences are doubled . Six Def platforms, The Planet had I think 14 Phaser 4's. We decided to continue with the mission. At the end we finally beat it. Risky's ship I think was down to 1/2 hull. My DF had no weapons left, and was down to 1/4 hull.  I'm still wondering why the Hell we took that Mission

ED, can we code a PA like this one?

[NuclearWessels]

I thought we just did 

[KBF MalaK]

Think thats weird ?

Me and Mutt take a planet assault (whilst the planet is neutral) we proceed to capture all the defending ships. Once the defenders are on our payroll we make for the closest def platform which puts up almost no defense untill our new found friends capture the planet. About that time both def platforms 'go Bezerk' and start blasting the planet (and all non AI ships (me and mutt)) until we both are destroyed. We both alt-out because the mission doesn't end and we see no end with AI fighting AI. So upon relogging to the server I look at the planet- now at def 4, and I still have my ship.

I call that a win-win-win-win situation.

Still not as funny as Mrogue asking if we should run when we saw Diz's DNL coming at us earlier that day.

[KHH_Mrogue]

He was hunting BIG game and we were small fries!!!    Dizzy    Mrogue    and runs away!!!!

[Alphageek]

Is Dizzy the only Coalition member flying a DN?

[KBF MalaK]

Is Dizzy the only Coalition member flying a DN?

Diz is alliance, and us small fries sent big game hunter.....

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

No #1.  Drafted Risky and Chuut both in R-KCRs for a planet Assalt. Chuut drops at the start of the mission. I hear Risky over voice coms asking "Do you see what I'm seeing" I start looking around and notice that this mission is most definitely bugged. All the Deffences are doubled . Six Def platforms, The Planet had I think 14 Phaser 4's. We decided to continue with the mission. At the end we finally beat it. Risky's ship I think was down to 1/2 hull. My DF had no weapons left, and was down to 1/4 hull.  I'm still wondering why the Hell we took that Mission

Notice the key phrase there.  Who has the smartest crew.   

[Alphageek]

No #1.  Drafted Risky and Chuut both in R-KCRs for a planet Assalt. Chuut drops at the start of the mission. I hear Risky over voice coms asking "Do you see what I'm seeing" I start looking around and notice that this mission is most definitely bugged. All the Deffences are doubled . Six Def platforms, The Planet had I think 14 Phaser 4's. We decided to continue with the mission. At the end we finally beat it. Risky's ship I think was down to 1/2 hull. My DF had no weapons left, and was down to 1/4 hull.  I'm still wondering why the Hell we took that Mission

Notice the key phrase there.  Who has the smartest crew.   

I'm pretty sure any sensible crew would have mutinied and taken the ship somewhere nice, like the planet Barcelona (where the dogs have no noses).

[Strafer]

(where the dogs have no noses).

If they have no noses, how do they smell? 

[Dfly]

(where the dogs have no noses).

If they have no noses, how do they smell? 

I guess how they smell would depend on your nose, not the dog's 

[FPF-Paladin]

(where the dogs have no noses).

If they have no noses, how do they smell? 

I guess how they smell would depend on your nose, not the dog's 

LOL

[Braxton_RIP]

Is Dizzy the only Coalition member flying a DN?

Diz is alliance, and us small fries sent big game hunter.....

How come I can never find any little droners in the CCY?   

[Alphageek]

(where the dogs have no noses).

If they have no noses, how do they smell? 

Terrible!

[Strafer]

(where the dogs have no noses).

If they have no noses, how do they smell? 

Terrible!

We have a winner!

[Nomad]

After I pass I drop a SP which lets loose 12 drones.

12 drones out of a SP sounds like buggy mission too.

[Dizzy]

Still not as funny as Mrogue asking if we should run when we saw Diz's DNL coming at us earlier that day.

I dont think it's my skill, its the ship. DH and I talked about it and we are flipping the FYA dates for that and the DN+. That should solve some problems.

[Dfly]

Well, Dizzy did not scare me this server with his DNL.  I had the honor of facing it 3 times while our team had no dred vs him, and he ran all 3 times.  I think he was too afraid he might lose his prize possession .

[Dizzy]

In 3 v 1's each time. You see, the problem wasn't you guys, it was me. None of the Alliance wanted to die as my wing so I had trouble finding someone... I ended up venturing out on my own trying to find a 2v1 I could make competitive. In fact this morning, Capt Jeff even hesitated when I asked him to anchor Chuut's KRCS. Even he thought he would be the next dead dizzy wing also know as DDW.

[Dfly]

LOL Dizzy.  Actually 1 was a 3v1.  the second was a 2v2, me and Duck vs you and Paladin, and the 3rd was just a 1v1, but it was not the dred that time, my bad.  You were a gorn in the last one, but still ran.