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Monty Python: The Hobbit has started!
« on: March 20, 2007, 05:25:54 pm »
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Sung to the tune of "It's the End of the World as we Know It" by R.E.M.

That's great it starts with a dwarf quest,
Orcs and Wargs, a riddle game.
A Hobbit thief is not afraid.
Eye of an Overlord.
listen to an Elf warn
Gandalf sees the One Ring,
Hobbit has the One Ring.
Read it off in Orc-speak, grunt,
low squeek, Council starts to chatter
as fear fights down light.
"Throw it in the fire
like the seven Dwarven rings,"
before Mindolluin expires
at the combat site.
Left of East and coming in a hurry
with the nazgul breathing down your neck.
Team by team reporting scouts are stumped,
weathered, stopped.
Look at that low flame! Fine, then. Oh well
Rivendell, big decision, pack some food,
nine'll do. South you go, off you go.
Thwarted by Caradhras
Balrog is a bad ass.
Gandalf with a staff-blow and
a warning and a bright light.
The panic-stricken wound-lickin'
men led then in to Loth-Lorien

It's the end of an age as we know it.
It's the end of an age as we know it.
It's the end of an age as we know it
and I feel fine.

Company discussion hour.
Don't get caught by searching tower.
Slash and din. Anduin.
Boromir's temptation wins.
Looking in, battle forming, Orc killing,
blood letting. Frodo, Sam evacuate.
Other Hobbits Orcs take.
Strider, Gimli, and Legolas
hunt down, hunt down.
Riders' horses crush, crush,
uh-oh this means no fear,
Treebeard, White Rider reappears!
A Saruman, a Saruman, a Saruman of lies.
Offer him solutions offer him alternatives
and he declines.

It's the end of an age as we know it.
It's the end of an age as we know it.
It's the end of an age as we know it
and I feel fine.

The final day the King arrives,
Theoden of Rohan dies.
Eowyn's and Merry's war,
Witch King of Angmar.
Imrahil of Amroth, Hirluin and Forlong.
Then in Morder, Sam and Frodo
reach Mount Doom.
Your parasitic, ring-neurotic,
slam dunk death, right? Right.

It's the end of an age as we know it.
It's the end of an age as we know it.
It's the end of an age as we know it
and I feel... It's time I go scour the Shire.


Yep, Hsta is back...   ;)
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Re: Monty Python: The Hobbit has started!
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2007, 04:44:39 pm »
w00t for the little people!
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Re: Monty Python: The Hobbit has started!
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2007, 06:22:52 am »
Good to see you back, corrupting the young minds on this board..us old minds are already corrupted  :o 

Have a great one..

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Re: Monty Python: The Hobbit has started!
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2007, 02:52:28 pm »
POING!!

Glad to see Some more Tolken-Python stuff back again.
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Re: Monty Python: The Hobbit has started!
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2007, 04:43:30 pm »
Quote from: Capt. Mike on March 24, 2007, 06:22:52 am
Good to see you back, corrupting the young minds on this board..us old minds are already corrupted  :o 

Thanks, Capt. Mike!  It's been a while, but I will do my best.   8)

Quote from: Ferretlxix_XC on March 24, 2007, 02:52:28 pm
POING!!  Glad to see Some more Tolken-Python stuff back again.

It should be... interesting.  I'll give you some spoilers if I catch you online again later.  At the very least, hopefully you will have at least one thing to read that won't cause blindness while sitting around a navy base between training sessions.   ;)
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Re: Monty Python: The Hobbit has started!
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2007, 06:18:34 am »
YAY!  Sing it baby!  WOOO!

*flicks on a lighter, waves it back and forth, then burns herself*

Good to see that MP:LotR didn't burn you out!
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Re: Monty Python: The Hobbit has started!
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2007, 12:01:33 am »
Quote from: AlienLXIX on March 28, 2007, 06:18:34 am
YAY!  Sing it baby!  WOOO!  *flicks on a lighter, waves it back and forth, then burns herself*

Ummm... yeah... so, I see you are still into the pain thing, eh?   ;)

Quote from: AlienLXIX on March 28, 2007, 06:18:34 am
Good to see that MP:LotR didn't burn you out!

It honestly did for a bit, but the chaos of my real life did me in more than anything.  However, things are looking up!  I have custody of my eldest daughter now from my psycho ex and will have custody of my elder son by the end of April.  My two younger children along with my wife Jen and I are doing great (in fact, Jadzia's health problems have disappeared like she was never ill).

Yep.  Suddenly, everything is bright and shiney and the muse is upon me...  I'm trying to get scene 2 finished now and would have already been done, but I had an inspiriation that caused me to rewrite most of it.  Very much for the better it appears!

Did Ferret take the book I sent of Monty Python: Lord of the Rings with him, btw?  I need to know who/where to ship Monty Python: The Hobbit to when it is done so you guys can add it in.  Also, would you two want a book like that of all our compiled XenoCorp work?  It is something I've been thinking of putting together for quite a while now.
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Re: Monty Python: The Hobbit has started!
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2007, 03:43:55 am »
Quote from: Hstaphath_XC on March 29, 2007, 12:01:33 am
Quote from: AlienLXIX on March 28, 2007, 06:18:34 am
YAY!  Sing it baby!  WOOO!  *flicks on a lighter, waves it back and forth, then burns herself*

Ummm... yeah... so, I see you are still into the pain thing, eh?   ;)

Quote from: AlienLXIX on March 28, 2007, 06:18:34 am
Good to see that MP:LotR didn't burn you out!

It honestly did for a bit, but the chaos of my real life did me in more than anything.  However, things are looking up!  I have custody of my eldest daughter now from my psycho ex and will have custody of my elder son by the end of April.  My two younger children along with my wife Jen and I are doing great (in fact, Jadzia's health problems have disappeared like she was never ill).

Yep.  Suddenly, everything is bright and shiney and the muse is upon me...  I'm trying to get scene 2 finished now and would have already been done, but I had an inspiriation that caused me to rewrite most of it.  Very much for the better it appears!

Did Ferret take the book I sent of Monty Python: Lord of the Rings with him, btw?  I need to know who/where to ship Monty Python: The Hobbit to when it is done so you guys can add it in.  Also, would you two want a book like that of all our compiled XenoCorp work?  It is something I've been thinking of putting together for quite a while now.

Ahh no Steve didn't take it with him.  By the time it came in (the same day he left) everything was just insane and Steve had to repack some stuff then we had to take a long shower . . .  *sigh*  So send it to me!  And YES YES YES I want that really bad!  *AHEM* I mean to say yes please I would dearly love to have the XC compilation! ;)

I am so glad that you and yours are doing well!  I hope that fracked up mentarded b!tch gets everything that's comeing to her!
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Re: Monty Python: The Hobbit has started!
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2007, 04:16:35 pm »
Quote from: AlienLXIX on March 29, 2007, 03:43:55 am
Ahh no Steve didn't take it with him.  By the time it came in (the same day he left) everything was just insane and Steve had to repack some stuff then we had to take a long shower . . .  *sigh*  So send it to me!  And YES YES YES I want that really bad!  *AHEM* I mean to say yes please I would dearly love to have the XC compilation! ;)
I am so glad that you and yours are doing well!  I hope that fracked up mentarded b!tch gets everything that's comeing to her!

LOL!!!  Okay, as long as there was at least ONE other person that would want me to compile the XC stuff, I promised myself I would do it.

I meant to have scene 2 up today, btw, but spent to much time helping my daughter with a report on Pandas.  *SIGH*  Priorities... priorities...   ::)
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Re: Monty Python: The Hobbit has started!
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2007, 12:47:09 am »
Scene 2 is up.  Yay!   ;D
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Re: Monty Python: The Hobbit has started!
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2007, 05:08:56 pm »
Link Link!  Not sure where to go!
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Re: Monty Python: The Hobbit has started!
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2007, 06:28:40 pm »
Quote from: AlienLXIX on April 04, 2007, 05:08:56 pm
Link Link!  Not sure where to go!


Errr... it's still at the same link that is at the top of the thread.  :P

http://www.dynaverse.net/forum/index.php/topic,163373757.0.html
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Re: Monty Python: The Hobbit has started!
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2007, 04:29:19 am »
Quote from: Hstaphath_XC on April 04, 2007, 06:28:40 pm
Quote from: AlienLXIX on April 04, 2007, 05:08:56 pm
Link Link!  Not sure where to go!


Errr... it's still at the same link that is at the top of the thread.  :P

http://www.dynaverse.net/forum/index.php/topic,163373757.0.html



But that would have required looking!  Yes OK I just realized it was there when I was showing a friend of mine the song at the top.  I feel silly now. :-[
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Re: Monty Python: The Hobbit has started!
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2007, 05:15:13 pm »
Quote from: AlienLXIX on April 07, 2007, 04:29:19 am
... I feel silly now.


Well, stop feeling silly and go read the narrative interlude I just posted.  Now THAT is silly!   ;)

http://www.dynaverse.net/forum/index.php/topic,163373757.0.html

It helps to know something about a series called The Black Adder, btw, but hopefully it is still funny to those that don't.
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Re: Monty Python: The Hobbit has started!
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2007, 07:11:13 pm »
That was great Hsta.  But damn it Jim!  I'm not that much of a whore!  LOL
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Re: Monty Python: The Hobbit has started!
« Reply #15 on: April 12, 2007, 08:33:05 pm »
Quote from: AlienLXIX on April 12, 2007, 07:11:13 pm
That was great Hsta.  But damn it Jim!  I'm not that much of a whore!  LOL

Okay, in my defense... when I asked you if you knew of a pretty elven female name and you offered that one, I did try to warn you about what I had in mind!   ;)

Honestly, I can change it if you'd like.
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Re: Monty Python: The Hobbit has started!
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