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Offline Dash Jones

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Re: G.I. Joe - Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity.. WTF?
« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2007, 06:31:42 pm »
Jaimie Foxx?

Your joking...right?
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Re: G.I. Joe - Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity.. WTF?
« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2007, 08:25:22 pm »
Will they remember to have the facial scar and the right hand birth defect (thumb nail on the right hand upside down??) All G.I.Joe and Action Man figures have had this even to the modern ones.  It is one of Hasbro's copyright traps.

OK we can rule out Stalone as the role requires a 6 footer.

What about someone from TV??

I've just had a bizare image of Ed O'Neil as the villain in the movie.... no, can't see that working!!

I just have a feeling that they'll screw the movie up with the casting.

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« Reply #22 on: September 18, 2007, 12:14:30 am »
I know some on the boards wouldn't like him, but I think John Barrowman could do pretty good as a hero.
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« Reply #23 on: September 18, 2007, 01:01:39 am »
Jaimie Foxx?

Your joking...right?


 No i'm not joking.

What G.I. Joe's Foes cant be black?

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« Reply #24 on: September 18, 2007, 03:08:48 am »
Sam Elliott would make a nice Sgt. Slaughter. And what's with the "those without much military credit" line? Elliot has played at least two generals, a captain and a Sgt. Major in "We Were Soldiers" where he completely outshone Mel Gibson. While the western is his best element, nobody does hardnosed military man better.
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« Reply #25 on: September 18, 2007, 08:33:29 am »
Michael J. Fox is about the right size for a 6" action figure already. ;D

Actually Jesse Ventura would make a good Sgt. Slaugther. He looked the part in Preditor.

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« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2007, 09:11:51 am »
Actually Jesse Ventura would make a good Sgt. Slaugther. He looked the part in Preditor.

Oh yeah even better, Ventura would make a perfect Sgt. Slaughter. I thought he was done with the acting business though? I'd of sworn I read a quote saying wrestling and acting were "in the past".
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« Reply #27 on: September 19, 2007, 11:15:29 pm »
Fun fact:  If you look closely at one of the F-22's fighting Starscream in the Transformers movie, you'll see the name 'Brad J. Armbruster'  under the canopy.

So in some ways, the Joe team has already seen action in a major Hollywood movie. ;D
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