I think they don't want me in cause I fly naked. I've had whole starship crews commit suicide.
The coalition will be happy to hear this!
Don't worry. I have a 97% rubber chicken crew now. If I walk naked, they just flip me off and throw me a towel. And with their power cosmic, they can hack into any enemy ship's computer and project my image onto all enemy monitors, making them either die instantly, or go insane. Either way, they don't fight back. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!