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Offline Sirgod

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Moo?
« on: March 08, 2007, 05:19:35 pm »
KOLKATA, India (Reuters) - When dozens of chickens went missing from a remote West Bengal village, everyone blamed the neighborhood dogs.

But Ajit Ghosh, the owner of the missing chickens, eventually solved the puzzle when he caught his cow -- a sacred animal for the Hindu family -- gobbling up several of them at night.

"We were shocked to see our calf eating chickens alive," Ghosh told Reuters by phone from Chandpur village.

The family decided to stand guard at night on Monday at the cow shed which also served as a hen coop, after 48 chickens went missing in a month.

"Instead of the dogs, we watched in horror as the calf, whom we had fondly named Lal, sneak to the coop and grab the little ones with the precision of a jungle cat," Gour Ghosh, his brother, said.

Local television pictures showed the cow grabbing and eating a chicken in seconds and a vet confirmed the case.

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"The local vets said the cow was probably suffering from a disease but others said Lal was a tiger in his previous birth," Ajit added.
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Re: Moo?
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2007, 05:24:55 pm »
Hmmmm, chickens? I heard a lot of Mexican stories regarding chickens. Errmmmm, never mind.  ;D

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« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2007, 08:11:50 pm »
Probably heard "it tastes like chicken" a lot in it's short life so it must have figured that they can't be all that bad to eat...   ;D

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Re: Moo?
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2007, 04:51:10 pm »
A F***in Tiger, Man.

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Offline Dash Jones

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« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2007, 05:04:49 pm »
Maybe they should have tried feeding the cow more.
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