Hillary Clinton & her driver were cruising along a
country road one evening when a decrepit old cow
suddenly appeared directly in front of the car.
The old cow was too feeble to get out of the way.
The driver tried to avoid the cow, but couldn't.
The car hit & killed the ancient bovine.
Hillary told the driver to go up to the nearby
farmhouse & explain what had happened.
Hillary stayed in the car, making phone
calls to lobbyists.
About an hour later the driver staggered back
to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a
half-empty bottle of wine in one hand, a huge,
rare Cuban cigar in the other, & was
smiling happily -- with lipstick
smears on face & collar.
"What happened to you?" asked Hillary.
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me a cigar,
his wife gave me the wine, & their beautiful twin
daughters made passionate love to me!"
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door
& said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver & I've just
killed the old cow.
The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."
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