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Offline Brush Wolf

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The Old Cow
« on: March 05, 2007, 11:04:18 am »
 Hillary Clinton & her driver were cruising along a

country road one evening when a decrepit old cow

suddenly appeared directly in front of the car.

The old cow was too feeble to get out of the way.

The driver tried to avoid the cow, but couldn't.

The car hit & killed the ancient bovine.


Hillary told the driver to go up to the nearby

farmhouse & explain what had happened.

Hillary stayed in the car, making phone

calls to lobbyists.


About an hour later the driver staggered back

                    to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a

half-empty bottle of wine in one hand, a huge,

rare Cuban cigar in the other, & was

smiling happily -- with lipstick

smears on face & collar.


"What happened to you?" asked Hillary.


"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me a cigar,

his wife gave me the wine, & their beautiful twin

daughters made passionate love to me!"


"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.


The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door

& said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver & I've just

killed the old cow.


The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."
I am alright, it is the world that is wrong.