Birthday, eh? *roots around in his own pockets* Let me see, matchbook, cigarette, dynamite, dried C-4 flakes, batteries, micro Martians, pop rocks, bottle of apple juice that expired in 1973, tweezers, *keeps rooting and finds a grenade with a missing pin*, I've been looking for this....*keeps rooting around* A-ha!! Found it!!! *pulls out two number candles, a blow torch, and a cup cake from 1967*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Now, where did I put that grenade again......