Topic: The Kzin Have Started The Ball Rolling For The Coalition (Read 2202 times)

Soreyes · « **on:** March 10, 2007, 02:37:04 pm »

As soon as we found out that We the lovable Kzinti, were to join forces with the Coalition. We decided to infiltrate Federation Space. As this report shows. The Gullable Federation people were more then happy to help us with our plans. With the amount of money that these Earthers are talking about. I'm sure Jinn has a Paw in this somehow

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0de_1173476614

Boy won't they be surprised when the Growth Geno kicks in after 3 months

Alphageek · « **Reply #1 on:** March 10, 2007, 06:13:38 pm »

Those are just the cutest things. Of course, when the Grown Geno kicks in, the Federation will be up to its Delta in tiger smeg.

Electric Eye · « **Reply #2 on:** March 10, 2007, 06:30:59 pm »

What is "Smeg?"

Can anyone define it please?

Soreyes · « **Reply #3 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:23:34 pm »

Quote from: Electric Eye on March 10, 2007, 06:30:59 pm

What is "Smeg?"

Can anyone define it please?

One must watch Red Dwarf to find the true meaning of Smeg

Alphageek · « **Reply #4 on:** March 10, 2007, 11:49:35 pm »

Quote from: Soreyes on March 10, 2007, 10:23:34 pm

Quote from: Electric Eye on March 10, 2007, 06:30:59 pm
What is "Smeg?"

Can anyone define it please?

One must watch Red Dwarf to find the true meaning of Smeg

Embrace the Smeg. Be the Smeg.

(What is the sound of one Smeg clapping?)

Electric Eye · « **Reply #5 on:** March 11, 2007, 02:21:16 pm »

It would seem we do have a definition.

It's in Wikipedia.

Alphageek · « **Reply #6 on:** March 12, 2007, 04:56:54 am »

Quote from: Electric Eye on March 11, 2007, 02:21:16 pm

It would seem we do have a definition.

It's in Wikipedia.

Judging by the "shocked" emoticon you used, they probably gave the medical definition. That's not what I meant. For your edification, here's a link to every "smeg" line in Red Dwarf. This should give you an idea of what smeg has truly become.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uephFMQxfA

Electric Eye · « **Reply #7 on:** March 13, 2007, 08:14:36 pm »

I know Red Dwarf very well Sarah, I was just seeing if anyone would step up to the plate with a kind definition of Smegma!

I was a medic in the army and did a stint at Ft. Belvoir E.R., I saw more smeg than I really wanted to see.....

Electric Eye · « **Reply #8 on:** March 18, 2007, 07:31:13 pm »

It would seem we have been receiving some VERY STRANGE transmissions in the Neutral Zone with the Kzinti cats.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItC5KmyYbxA

Soreyes · « **Reply #9 on:** March 19, 2007, 10:32:04 pm »

Quote from: Electric Eye on March 18, 2007, 07:31:13 pm

It would seem we have been receiving some VERY STRANGE transmissions in the Neutral Zone with the Kzinti cats.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItC5KmyYbxA

TheJudge · « **Reply #10 on:** March 22, 2007, 06:44:37 pm »

Quote from: Electric Eye on March 10, 2007, 06:30:59 pm

What is "Smeg?"

Can anyone define it please?

NO! I will not define smeg or smegma. I got written up at a job for defining it when someone asked and another person in the room took offense. Nope, will not define it.

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