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Offline Brush Wolf

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Christmas Carols for the Disturbed
« on: December 21, 2006, 12:22:54 pm »
Christmas Carols for the Disturbed
 
1.        Schizophrenia
Do You  Hear What I Hear?

2.        Multiple Personality Disorder
We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3.        Dementia
I Think  I'll be Home for Christmas

4.        Narcissistic
Hark  the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5.        Manic
Deck the  Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and streets  and Stores and
Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and  Trees and.....

6.        Paranoid
Santa  Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7.        Borderline  Personality Disorder
Thoughts of Roasting on an open fire

8.        Personality Disorder
You Better Watch Out,  I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell  You
Why!

9.        Attention Deficit Disorder
Silent  night, Holy oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why
is France so far away?

10.        Obsessive Compulsive  Disorder
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,  Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle  Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,  Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle  Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
 Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle  Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle  Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells
I am alright, it is the world that is wrong.

Offline GermzSlap

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Re: Christmas Carols for the Disturbed
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2006, 01:00:20 pm »
Hilarious!  :rofl:

Offline Jack Morris

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Re: Christmas Carols for the Disturbed
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2006, 11:35:32 am »
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock, get on your knees beeyotch and suck my glock...  :)

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Re: Christmas Carols for the Disturbed
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2006, 11:37:15 am »
Grandma got banged hard by a reindeer, coming home from our house Christmas eve, you can say Rudolph has a small one, but as for me and grandpa we believe...

Offline Commander Maxillius

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Re: Christmas Carols for the Disturbed
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2006, 08:44:37 pm »
Rust and smoke, da heater's broke, da radio it's ok
light a match to see da dash, then I start to pray-ay
oh what fun it is to ride in my rusty Chevrolet!
I was never here, you were never here, this conversation never took place, and you most certainly did not see me.