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Offline Sirgod

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Happy halloween my friends.
« on: October 31, 2006, 12:19:32 pm »
I hope you and your family have a great and safe haloween this year. Remember, Mod's accept bribes in candy.  ;D

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Re: Happy halloween my friends.
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2006, 12:32:23 pm »
BAH . . . Halloween ain't scary . . . the scariest day of the year this year is . . . . .  (in America at least)


Nov 24, 2006

Black Friday . . .

Be afraid . . be very afraid . . .


<whimper>

<insert creepy music>

<a man sleeping happily in his bed>

Suddenly there are footsteps in the hall.   Slowly getting louder and louder . . .


AND THEN!!!

The door to the bedroom bursts open and the man's wife from hell yells . . .

"GET YOUR ARSE OUT OF THE BED.  IT'S 5:00AM and the line at Wal-Mart is already over 200 people long!!   I'll miss out on all the good sales!!   Don't you love me???   GET UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Be afraid!

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Re: Happy halloween my friends.
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2006, 12:35:08 pm »
LOL, I still remember your horror stories of black Friday. Hopefully mine will be better, as my daughter Melanie, is due to give me a grandchild on thanksgiving day. So I can say, I dodged that bullet, if all goes as planned.

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Re: Happy halloween my friends.
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2006, 12:37:54 pm »
Quote from: Stephen NCC -73070 on October 31, 2006, 12:35:08 pm
LOL, I still remember your horror stories of black Friday. Hopefully mine will be better, as my daughter Melanie, is due to give me a grandchild on thanksgiving day. So I can say, I dodged that bullet, if all goes as planned.

Stephen

<sends flyer to all females in Stephen's family about the Black Friday sales on baby clothes and baby knick knacks>

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Re: Happy halloween my friends.
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2006, 12:39:49 pm »
Bastard!  ;)

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Re: Happy halloween my friends.
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2006, 07:08:25 pm »



             



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Re: Happy halloween my friends.
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2006, 05:34:56 pm »
HAH!  I am going to be at sea on Black Friday.. NO BEING DRAGGED TO THE STORES.. IN FREAKIN' HOUSTON!!!!!!  Which is bad enough on a normal day.

As for Halloween, I picked up more candy on my driveway than I gave out.. Muhahahahahha...

I call my little kiddie scaring duds... Bonehead......It glows in the dark too..

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Re: Happy halloween my friends.
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2006, 09:02:18 pm »
Where's the mask?
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