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Offline Don Karnage

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Morons
« on: October 18, 2006, 06:17:53 am »
Yesterday in the back yard of the house i live there was a 4x4 pickup truck, don't know why he was there but it was raining and he's box was full of dirts, so he was stuck there the rear wheel was dinging, he use snow track on the front well but not on the rear wheel, the tenant use is car and a rope (he try 2 time with 2 ropes, 1 at the time) but the truck was still stuck, the truck belong to someone else who was there for i don't know what, so decide after a good hour to call a towing truck (like duh you need muscle to pull it from there, a car doest have the muscles to pull it) so the towing use a chain but the way he was place he pull the truck in strait line and the truck scratch the metal fence that is 4 feet's tall, so he god a half feet long scratch on the left front wing of the truck, the towing try to pull it or use the platform to get the truck but he seem to try something else, so the just drive the truck and pull the rest of the way out, since the front tire where  on the side walk, now he's backyard got well damage by the truck (not that he's really care) but for what?, i don't know but he's a moron that for sure, Monday the guy was there and it was not raining, today i will try to see what he was trying to do in the back yard with the truck.

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Re: Morons
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2006, 02:57:42 pm »
Did he ever explain why his truck was there, OR did it just slide off the road due to weather? Still that's crazy.

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Re: Morons
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2006, 11:32:09 am »
i didn't ask, the truck did not slide there, it get in the back yard in revers, for what i have see he put dirt in the truck for was stuck in the backyard because of the weight and it was raining, so the ground was softer, there big trace of the weel on the yard, don't know if he will fix it or not, he's a moron, he sould have something to carry the dirt out of the yard to the truck, he did try some piece of wood but the wood was not a good idea, he did cut all the branche from a tree but he did not cut down the tree, don't know why and i don't care, yestersay he fir the soap holder in the bath tub but its not holding because he use the wrong material for the job, he's a moron, he seem kinda lost, i will go to the reno center (like home depo) and buy what i need to fix it my self.

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Re: Morons
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2006, 05:31:06 pm »
Dude one word...paragraphs =)


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Re: Morons
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2006, 05:34:08 pm »
IIRC, Don is not an English speaker, So We give him a little slack. That being said, Me being the worst spleller on this board, IS more then willing to help him out.

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