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Chuut's Brothel
« on: September 05, 2006, 06:17:47 pm »
Not sure what rock these came from under but please Chuut do not release them on the universe



Is that Kroma on the right in a Tiger suit?



Chuut keeping the best one for himself of course



Even after my 50 Lbs of nip those Kzints still just look like food  ;D
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Re: Chuut's Brothel
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2006, 06:28:28 pm »
Wow those are so wrong!

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Re: Chuut's Brothel
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2006, 08:58:47 pm »
If you think those are bad you should see his strip clubs...table dancing and all.



Bondage...



Sources have it he is even producing material for deep space flights

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Re: Chuut's Brothel
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2006, 11:42:24 pm »
In Lyran spce that type of clothing would be considered combat armor.

Here is Mutt wearing his "armor" for action on the Kzinti front.



elsewhere by other races it is called a "DIAPER".    ;D

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« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2006, 11:49:30 pm »
As for the feline sex life, is it any coincidence that the Lyrans most resemble the Lynx, which is also the name of a popular brand of sexual aide?



Perhaps such devices are more than necessisay in lyran space.   :P

notice they give i9t the French "le" in front of the product   ;)

the power rfitt on lyran ships was not instituted as a military breakthrough BTW, it was added to recharge all the batteries for the female members of the Lyan crew.   ;D

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Re: Chuut's Brothel
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2006, 04:38:09 am »
In Lyran spce that type of clothing would be considered combat armor.

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« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2006, 01:54:31 pm »
Lyran war party on the left. Kziniti war party on the right. Me thinks something smells foul on the right  ;D

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Re: Chuut's Brothel
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2006, 04:04:16 pm »
I guess this really is you at home then in your "stylish" underoos....



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« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2006, 04:16:10 pm »
As for what a Kzinti warparty looks like, here is a clip from a raid on the Lyran homeword, as they blow up the Lyran underoos production facilities thereby reducing Lyran military effectiveness by 90%



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Re: Chuut's Brothel
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2006, 07:12:09 pm »
Yeah it's me and my sword viberates too...it goes with the le Lynx kit the accessories snap in the blade... and thanks for setting me up with the pick of the litter  ;D you're alright Chuut despite what the Feds say about you  ;D



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Re: Chuut's Brothel
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2006, 11:55:55 pm »
Yeah it's me and my sword viberates too...it goes with the le Lynx kit the accessories snap in the blade... and thanks for setting me up with the pick of the litter  ;D you're alright Chuut despite what the Feds say about you  ;D






No problem Mutt, we are allies for Storm Season III so I figured such a gesture would improve morale.

Still being nice to the Lyrans is likely to get me placed with the "bad Kitties"



But I think I can deal with any punishments that might come from that  ;D

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Re: Chuut's Brothel
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2006, 12:26:07 pm »
I hear Chutt also Doubles as his own Bouncer...

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Re: Chuut's Brothel
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2006, 10:35:17 pm »
Unpaid bartabs bring out the beast in me  ;D

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« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2006, 02:18:52 pm »
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Re: Chuut's Brothel
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2006, 03:03:48 pm »
Lol that antigravity cat is cool!


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Re: Chuut's Brothel
« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2006, 03:47:57 am »
'Bout time you poked your head in Firesoul. Long time, no see, man. Come back and play some time.
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