Topic: DNLs: Besides the Fed, which ones are OTT?

[Lieutenant_Q]

bah! I already know I'm going to hell... The Almighty would throw me out in a week...wait a sec... my father has claimed he's taking over hell...he certainly doesn't want me down there to compete with him... I'm gonna live forever.  

Guess I should start filling out my application to Starfleet Academy...  

[FPF-Tobin Dax]

Did you hear about the guy who was streaking in a church? He got caught by the organ!

[Hexx]

Vows of chastity only apply here on God's green Earth. Jennifer O'Dell is my reward in the hereafter, in the world according to Ted.

Sorry, you're stuck with Barbra. 

I really must protest that assigning the afterlifes eternal groin buddies has got to be considerably outside the purvue of a  priest.
I mean it's got to be at least arch-bishop level or something.

[Father Ted]

Vows of chastity only apply here on God's green Earth. Jennifer O'Dell is my reward in the hereafter, in the world according to Ted.

Sorry, you're stuck with Barbra. 

I really must protest that assigning the afterlifes eternal groin buddies has got to be considerably outside the purvue of a  priest.
I mean it's got to be at least arch-bishop level or something.

If you don't want Barbra, well, tough luck...

I've got a pipeline to the Vatican. I don't need an Archbishop or even a Monsignor to consign you to eternity with Streisand. Bwahaha!

[CaptJosh]

You guys are a frelling riot. As far as the bitch session goes, I don't know what's over the top. I never get into a dread anyway.

[Capt Jeff]

Heck while were complaining about  battle cruisers i have a couple the c7 needs another add we could also use a drone varient of the ship like the feds and then how about something with more power and heavy weapons like the BCE.

A drone varient?  The C7 already has as many racks as the BCG (4), except you have 4 B racks for 120 drones while the BCG has 2B's and 2G's for a total of 100.  Plus the C7 has 12 control.  And you want a BCE style C7?  hehe, sure !   6 dizzys (2 firing backwards) with no drones or AMD?  Who would fly that? 

[Dizzy]

Heck while were complaining about  battle cruisers i have a couple the c7 needs another add we could also use a drone varient of the ship like the feds and then how about something with more power and heavy weapons like the BCE.

A drone varient?  The C7 already has as many racks as the BCG (4), except you have 4 B racks for 120 drones while the BCG has 2B's and 2G's for a total of 100.  Plus the C7 has 12 control.  And you want a BCE style C7?  hehe, sure !   6 dizzys (2 firing backwards) with no drones or AMD?  Who would fly that? 

SGO7BCEPWNSJOO4SUR!1!1!1!

[KBF-Kurok]

 Jeff guess you missed the toungh in cheek part. Oh well was fun pulling tails while i could.
  Realy tho  5 battle cruiser varrients to 2  seems fair to me

[Dizzy]

TONGUE! 

[Hexx]

Jeff guess you missed the toungh in cheek part. Oh well was fun pulling tails while i could.
  Realy tho  5 battle cruiser varrients to 2  seems fair to me

Why you klinks need another BCH is really beyond me.
Really-the Feds just have them so their whining pilots have the excuse of "Well if I had been flying a BCsomethingelse I would have won"
before they run sobbing from the computer to their mom to see if she still loves them.
Of course she doesn't (who could love a child that flies Fed after all) but really that's a whole other topic
I'll drag out after the Alliance loving server monkeys refuse to put 6xAMD 12 on the Lyran BCHs.

Again.

[Father Ted]

Jeff guess you missed the toungh in cheek part. Oh well was fun pulling tails while i could.
  Realy tho  5 battle cruiser varrients to 2  seems fair to me

Why you klinks need another BCH is really beyond me.
Really-the Feds just have them so their whining pilots have the excuse of "Well if I had been flying a BCsomethingelse I would have won"
before they run sobbing from the computer to their mom to see if she still loves them.
Of course she doesn't (who could love a child that flies Fed after all) but really that's a whole other topic
I'll drag out after the Alliance loving server monkeys refuse to put 6xAMD 12 on the Lyran BCHs.

Again.

Hey pal, at least I don't need a booster seat in the captain's chair to see over the helmsman and navigator, unlike a certain vertically challenged Lyran. 

[Hexx]

<sigh> the whole "booster seat" thing is a really a sad little joke created by those who
believe the whoopie cushion is the height of both comedy and social discourse.

I mean- given the amount of shrapnel that tens to fly around my bridges in combat- why wouldn't I want
to avail myself of the extra protection offered by the bodies of the bridge crew?
If they wish to avoid being used as shields, they should fight better and make sure we don't take any damage.

[FPF-Tobin Dax]

Sounds like someone needs his sippy cup. 

[Father Ted]

<sigh> the whole "booster seat" thing is a really a sad little joke created by those who
believe the whoopie cushion is the height of both comedy and social discourse.

I mean- given the amount of shrapnel that tens to fly around my bridges in combat- why wouldn't I want
to avail myself of the extra protection offered by the bodies of the bridge crew?
If they wish to avoid being used as shields, they should fight better and make sure we don't take any damage.

Actually, I find the height of comedy to be Monty Python, or John Belushi pouring mustard down his chest in "Animal House". Of course, then there's the scene between Rodney Dangerfield and Sam Kinnison in "Back To School" or any episode of 'South Park'. Which brings up "Team America"....

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Sounds like someone needs his sippy cup. 

I hope for his sake he doesn't get his "sippy cup" from Die Hard   

[Capt Jeff]

Jeff guess you missed the toungh in cheek part. Oh well was fun pulling tails while i could.
  Realy tho  5 battle cruiser varrients to 2  seems fair to me

Sorry if I offended you Kurok.  Not my intent.   And if you want a "C7E", that would be fine by me as long as the arcs were FA and RA.  And I'm all for removing the BCJ and BCE as they stand now. 

[Capt Jeff]

Jeff guess you missed the toungh in cheek part. Oh well was fun pulling tails while i could.
  Realy tho  5 battle cruiser varrients to 2  seems fair to me

Why you klinks need another BCH is really beyond me.
Really-the Feds just have them so their whining pilots have the excuse of "Well if I had been flying a BCsomethingelse I would have won"
before they run sobbing from the computer to their mom to see if she still loves them.
Of course she doesn't (who could love a child that flies Fed after all) but really that's a whole other topic
I'll drag out after the Alliance loving server monkeys refuse to put 6xAMD 12 on the Lyran BCHs.

Again.

L-BCP
L-BCF
L-BCH
L-BCHP
L-BCHF
L-BCHT

Do I count six there, with 2 of them coming out in '68?

Momma don't let your babies grow up to be Lyrans........   

[Capt Jeff]

Sounds like someone needs his sippy cup. 

I hope for his sake he doesn't get his "sippy cup" from Die Hard   

I think I vomitted a bit into my mouth when I first saw that......

[FPF-Tobin Dax]

Sounds like someone needs his sippy cup. 

I hope for his sake he doesn't get his "sippy cup" from Die Hard   

I think I vomitted a bit into my mouth when I first saw that......

Yeah gross things come to minds far too quickly. Must-think- of-pretty-flowers-in-a-sunshiny-meadow...baby-birds-chirping... 

[FPF-Tobin Dax]

Jeff guess you missed the toungh in cheek part. Oh well was fun pulling tails while i could.
  Realy tho  5 battle cruiser varrients to 2  seems fair to me

Why you klinks need another BCH is really beyond me.
Really-the Feds just have them so their whining pilots have the excuse of "Well if I had been flying a BCsomethingelse I would have won"
before they run sobbing from the computer to their mom to see if she still loves them.
Of course she doesn't (who could love a child that flies Fed after all) but really that's a whole other topic
I'll drag out after the Alliance loving server monkeys refuse to put 6xAMD 12 on the Lyran BCHs.

Again.

L-BCP
L-BCF
L-BCH
L-BCHP
L-BCHF
L-BCHT

Do I count six there, with 2 of them coming out in '68?

Momma don't let your babies grow up to be Lyrans........