Sacrificing his on gastro-intestinal health, Soreyes bravely took it upon himself to swallow the "Rolling Pin" that has caused such fear and trepidation among the Kzin for several years. Soreyes, recently returned from the Brittish Isles, had lubricated his stomach, and his common sense by ingesting a vast amount of singlemalt Islay scotch, then proceeded to ingest the WMD (Weapon for Mirak Discipline). Despite being captured by the Federation's Section 31 and fed large amounts of the substance know as Ex-Lax, Soreyes excercised extreme bladder control and did not divulge the weapon before he was rescued by Snickers inc. Agents who had been hired by the Kzinti government to retrieve him. Upon his return Soreyes was relocated to protect him from any attempts by the Federation to capture him again and have his identity and location kept a state secret under "Project Sorebutt"
All Hail Soreyes Hero of the Hegemony!
Topic: Federation stripped of its most dangerous weapon prior to SS III (Read 1515 times)