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[Jack Morris]

                 Congratulations!
The International  Lottery Authority is proud to inform you that you have won (USD1,000.000.00) Why you have won, Your E-mail address is one of 200 lucky Addresses who have won in the weekly Promotion.

See below how to claim your prize.

Details on the Winnings

Your Winning Reference Number is: GLOR-39-4025-P
 BATCH NUMBER: 7490-26004-ZZA.

TICKET NUMBER:700-45309-7482

SERAIL NUMBER:515-10-29080
WINNING NUMBERS:12, 19, 29, 30, 37, 40+01

I wish to Congratulate you on your victory, you are a lucky person to have won this lottery. Your email address was amongst those chosen this quarter from our new java-based software that randomly selects email addresses from the web from which winners are selected.

You are required to forward the following details to help facilitate the processing of your claims and certificate which will facilitate Your winning price is to the tune of (USD1,000.000.00) One Million dollar only. This correspondence officially confirms that we are in receipt of Instructions relating to the payment of your lottery winnings. Provided in attachment is a Non resident claims form you are required to completely fill the claims form with your correct information and submit it. We look forward to receive receipt of your information.

First Name
Surname

Remember, you must contact your claim agent Mr. FRANCIS SHOEMAN,Call him and claim your prize after calling him send your refrence and batch number and
all the above informations to his email address and call him to let him know that you have contacted him through email.

Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank you for being part of our promotions program.

for claiming of your prize and remember to quote your reference and Batch Number for easy processing of your prize. That's it! Our DUE PROCESS UNIT (DPU) will render to you complete assistance and provide
additional information and processes for the claims of your consultation prize.

For due processing of your winning claim, please contact the DPU Information Officer Mr. FRANCIS SHOEMAN who has been assigned to assist you.

Processing Manager: Mr. FRANCIS SHOEMAN
EMAIL:francisshoemani@yahoo.com
EMAIL:francisshoemanza@webmail.co.za
Tel : +27 78-132-6836

Please you are to choose your payment option at which you want your fund Paid to you; listed below is our payment modalities and option of
payment.


For further confirmation Please call DPU office at TEL: +27-78-132-6836.

The International Lottery Authority Congratulations you once again on your winning.

Yours Faithfully,
MRS PATRICIA NKOMO
(ADMIN SEC)

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You Brits believe this crap? This Yank DOES NOT! 

[Dash Jones]

za?

What nation do you think that extension is too?

[Jack Morris]

Nigeria?

As Mu said "They have cars in nigeria?"

 

[Just plain old Punisher]

The wording of the email alone should give it away.

Eh, You know. It's crap like this that made me stop checking my personal email.

[Jack Morris]

OVERSEAS STAKE INTERNATIONAL
ONLINE LOTTERY UK.
BATCH NUMBER : AT-040SB06-03
Our Ref; osli/uk/REG 25709/06

Attention: Winner,

We are pleased to inform you that as a result of our recent lottery
draw
held on the 27th May 2006, your email address attached to ticket number
27522465896
with serial number 652-662 draw lucky numbers 7-14-18-23-31-45 which
consequently
won the 2nd category, have been approved for a lump sum pay out of
(1,300.000.00Euro)
ONE MILLION THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND EUROS.

Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your
winning
information confidential until our claims has been processed and your
money
remitted to you.  This is part of our security protocol to avoid double
claiming
and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. All
participants
were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 20,000
company
and 40,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the
world
by search engine and website. This promotional program takes place
every
year.

This lottery was promoted and sponsored by Bill Gates,President of the
World
Largest software; we hope with part of your winning you will take part
in
our 2007 (7,000.000.00Eur)Seven Million Euros draw International
lottery.
To file for your claim, you are requested to contact our clearance
officer
in Benin Republic West Africa to assist you with your winnings and
subsequent
payments. Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 31st of
November
2006. After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next
stake.
Below is the contact of our clearance officer in Benin Republic West
Africa.


Name: Mr. Kelvin Don
Email: kelvin_don1@ureach.com
  Phone num: +229-93-70-48-46

Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complication
remember
to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all
correspondence.
Furthermore, should there be any change of addresses do inform our
agent
as soon as possible. Congratulations once more from our members of
staff
and thank you for being part of our promotional program.Note: Anybody
under
the age of 18yrs is automatically disqualified.

For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information
confidential
till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you in
whatever
manner you deem fit to claim your prize. This is part of our
precautionary
measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program.
Please
be warned.  Send the below information to the processing agent to file
your
claim.

1)Your full names and address
2)Country of origin
3)State and city
4)Occupation
5)Tel/fax line.
6)Sex and Age
7)Marrital status
8)Your ticket and serial numbers.

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Goodluck from me and members of staff of the OVERSEAS STAKE  LOTTERY
INTERNATIONAL ONLINE LOTTERY.

  Yours faithfully
Mrs Elizabeth Mcknight.
(LOTTERY SECRETARY)

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God, are they desperate or what? 

[Dracho]

I get 2 of these freakin things a day.  Here are the ones in my inbox this morning: Ms. Long is in the Ivory Coast, but her email is canadian.  Odd, that.

From Mrs Lucy Abong.
Ivory Coast
West Africa
 
Dearest one,   
     
I know this proposal letter may come to you as a surprise considering the fact that we have not had anyformal acquaintance before .but all the same I would want you for the sake of God to give this an immediate
attention in view of the fact that the security of our live and possession is at stake.
 
I am Mrs Lucy Abong from war ravaged SIERRA LEONE but presently domiciled in Abidjan  Ivorycoast with my two sons.My Husband Mr Mark  Abong who before his untimely assassination by the rebels was the Director of SIERRA LEONE Diamond corporation(SLDC) .He was killed in our government residential house along side two of my other brothers ,two house maids and one government attached security guard fortunately for I, and my two sons,we were on a week end visit to our home town As we got the news of the tragedy .We immediately managed to ran into neighbouring Ivory coast for refuge .But unfortunately .As we were coming into this country ,we had some documents of a deposit of $ 4 500  000  USD (four million five hundred thousand USD ) made by my late Husband in a security and trust company .According to my Husband , he intended to use this fund for his international business transaction after his tenure in office but was unfortunately murdered .We had located the security company where the money is deposited with the help of an attorney and established ownership.

please right now ,with the bitter experiences we had in our country and the war still going on especiallyin diamond area which incidentally is where we hail from .coupled with the incessant political upheavalsand hostilities in this country  Ivory coast ,we desire seriously to leave here and live the rest of our life into a more peaceful and politically stable country like yours hence this proposal and request .We therefore wish you can help us in the following regards :
 

1)  To help us invest the money into a lucrative business .
2)  To assist my two sons  get a college admission to further their education.
 
Please I know that , this letter may sound strange and incredible to you but the CNN and the BBC African bulletin  normally have it as their major news features .Therefore for the sake of God and humanity give an immediate positive consideration and reply to me via our e-mail address. I will willingly agree to any suitable percentage of the money you will propose as your compensation for your  assistance with regards to the above .please in view of our sensitive refugee status and as we arestill conscious of my Husband's  enemies .I would like you to give this a highly confidential approach .
   
Best Regards.
Mrs Lucy Abong.


ATTN:DEAREST IN THE LORD,
 
I am Mrs Roselin James, from Kuwait.I am married to late Mr William James, who worked with Kuwait Embassy in Ivory Coast for Twenty-Six years before he died in the year 2004,after a brief illness that lasted for only five days. We were married for Eighteen years with a duaghter(Linda)who later died in a motor accident.
 
Before the untimely death of my husband,we were both born again Christians. Since after his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of (US$5.5M) (Five Million Five hundred Thousand United States Dollars) in a General Trust Account with a prime bank in Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire. Presently,this money is still with the bank.
 
Recently,Following my ill health, my Doctor told me that I may not last for the next eight months due to my cancer problem.The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness.Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a Christain organization (Church) that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein,according to the desire of my late husband before his death.
 
I want this fund to be used in Christain Activities like,Orphanages, Christain schools, and Churches for propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is maintained.
The Bible made us to understand that "Blessed is the hand that giveth". I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision.
 
I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that "the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace". I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband's relatives around me always.I don't want them to know about this development.With God all things are possible.
 
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank in Abidjan. I will also issue you the documents that will prove you the present beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the Church to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth.
 
Please always be prayerful all through your life. Contact me on this e-mail address:( roselinjames0030@yahoo.com)
  any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another Church for this same purpose.
 
Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply.
 
Remain blessed in the Lord.
 
Yours in Christ,
Roselin James.