Topic: I hate being jobless...

[IAF Lyrkiller]

Maybe I am overqualified. This is a list of what jobs I can do:

cashier
CNA (certified Nurse Aide)
pc technician
stocker

more to come...

[Khalee1]

Hey if your fit Join the military they are always looking for canon fodder.

[IAF Lyrkiller]

I would love to join only I am smart enough not to.

I am not that eager to be killed.

[Just plain old Punisher]

I'm thinking about starting up a cult. I might have some positions open for you.

Can you chant?

[Nemesis]

I'm thinking about starting up a cult. I might have some positions open for you.

Can you chant?

Details on the cult?  I want to get in on writing the first articles defaming it as a mere scam manipulating the credulous.  Why wait?

[Just plain old Punisher]

I'm thinking about starting up a cult. I might have some positions open for you.

Can you chant?

Details on the cult?  I want to get in on writing the first articles defaming it as a mere scam manipulating the credulous.  Why wait?

Sure, no problem.

I plan on requiring joiners to give up all their worldly possessions to me in exchange for grey one piece jumpsuits and a small cot in cold and leaky basement. The food will be a filling and nurishing gruel. And in return they get total universal enlightenment. You know, standard boiler plate cult stuff.

Interestingly enough, after the first few articles defaming it as a scam are published, it will only increase the membership.

Look at scientology if you need any clue on how that works.

Thanks a bunch for the free publicity.