Topic: OFFICIAL LYRAN PROTEST OF SGO!

[KAT J'inn]

OFFICIAL IMPERIAL LYRAN BITCHING

<the smell of burnt fur fills the room as a partially cooked J'inn storms in>

WHO EVER &*#^(&*#(&*# WITH THE SHIPLIST SHOULD BE SHOT!!!


Allow me to play a recording from my <ahem> former ship to illuminate.


Helm:   Sir, the Miranda class human is running from us.  The coward!

J'inn:  I expect to see more human hind parts in this campaign that on a Brasilian beach.  <snicker>

Helm:  We are gaining sir!  He must be damaged!   

J'inn:  Galley!! Bridge!!  Fire up the BBQ!!

Helm:   15 klicks and closing.

J'inn:  Transporter room! Bridge!  Prepare to beam dinner morsels to the galley.   Get the fat ones first.

Sciences:  Um, sir.   Did you look at the shiplist?

J'inn:  Me, read?   BWHAHHAAAA

Sciences:   The Miranda class was given rearward firing photons.

J'inn: *&#)&*#^*)&^#(*&^#(&*#^(&*#^&#*  HARD TO STARBOARD HARD TO STARBOARD!!  Don't get within 10 Kil . . .

Helm:  9.9 Klicks sir.

J'inn:   _)&#)(*&#&)(*&)(#&)#*&(

Weps:  She's firing overloaded photons!!  Brace for impact!!!

Computer:   Command bladder containment failure.  Hazmat team to the bridge!!

J'inn:   (*&@*&)(#^*&^#*&(%^#(^%#(%^#^(&#^(_#_(*&#_(*#&&#



--- END PLAYBACK ----



Someone owes me.   Big time.

Grrrrrrrrr.

AND THE NEXT ()*@_)*@_&#$(*&#$( THAT SEZ . . .  YAY MY FIRST PvP WIN!!!  After killing me I will soooooo hunt down and kill.

Stargazer . . . you sir . .. are a bastard.

good game.

ptui.

damn shiplist

mutter.

[Hexx]

You lost... to a MIRANDA???

[KAT J'inn]

You lost... to a MIRANDA???

STFU!! HEXX!!   Why didn't you tell me they had rearward firing Cheese Whiz!!??    If I had known that I woulda slaughterized him.   <hitches up pants>  Slaughterized I tell ya.

[FPF-Tobin Dax]

You lost... to a MIRANDA???

STFU!! HEXX!!   Why didn't you tell me they had rearward firing Cheese Whiz!!??    If I had known that I woulda slaughterized him.   <hitches up pants>  Slaughterized I tell ya.

This is hardly breaking news that the miranda has rear firing photons. As I recall, you don't do well when confronted by photons. (still got the screenshot of you after a dozen proxies  ) I recommend you never get closer than range 50 to a federation ship.

[GDA-Agave]

Somehow SGO6 seems in complete balance now that J'inn has his own bitch rant thread.

       

[762_XC]

J'inn lost to a Taldren ship. 

[Dizzy]

PWND

[Father Ted]

Somehow SGO6 seems in complete balance now that J'inn has his own bitch rant thread.

       

The universe is once again right with itself.

[el-Karnak]

Somehow SGO6 seems in complete balance now that J'inn has his own bitch rant thread.

       

The universe is once again right with itself.

The Chosen J'inn has brought balance to the force.

[FPF-DieHard]

Somehow SGO6 seems in complete balance now that J'inn has his own bitch rant thread.

       

The universe is once again right with itself.

The Chosen J'inn has brought balance to the force.

Does this explain me flying a CF right into a Rock last night?

[Father Ted]

Somehow SGO6 seems in complete balance now that J'inn has his own bitch rant thread.

       

The universe is once again right with itself.

The Chosen J'inn has brought balance to the force.

Does this explain me flying a CF right into a Rock last night?

No. For that, you have to take it up with your bartender.

[KAT J'inn]

The following is brought to you by the Imperial Lyran Government.   Where, as always, we care about you.   Why?  Because we love.

OFFICIAL IMPERIAL LYRAN MISSIVE


I have considered the above input.   And after applying my considerable mental skills to the same I would simply like to say . . . .


KISS MY FAT WHITE FURRY . . . .   <BLEEP>


Thank you.


This concludes the Imperial Missive.   However, the Lyran Navy asks that all of it's opponents please eat a lot of garlic.   We hear it is good for our cholesterol levels.   Thank you.

[Dizzy]

That 1st post was so funny... i ws rofl... "Get the fat ones first!" Mb im just tired and have the giggles.

Anyway, I had this dream about the Miranda... Someone was bitching at me on the forums cuz it had 16 Ph1's and 8 Photons... And I had no idea how it got that way.

[Bonk]

Anyway, I had this dream about the Miranda... Someone was bitching at me on the forums cuz it had 16 Ph1's and 8 Photons... And I had no idea how it got that way.

 

[Wraith 413]

Anyway, I had this dream about the Miranda... Someone was bitching at me on the forums cuz it had 16 Ph1's and 8 Photons... And I had no idea how it got that way.

 

 The downside to that dream was that it probably had 23 power and a 1.0 move cost.


                                            Wraith 413

[_Rondo_GE The OutLaw]

Heh he was read his rights from a Miranda...

uhhh

[Dizzy]

Hrmmm... A Miranda Monster... for sg7... evil...

[SSCF-Hooch]

Good night Jinn, you bitch in two games?

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Good night Jinn, you bitch in two games?

...that we know of......