Topic: The Return of Overlord J'inn (Read 2448 times)

KAT J'inn · « **on:** August 17, 2006, 01:53:40 pm »

OFFICIAL IMPERIAL LYRAN BROADCAST

<holds a perfumed hankerchef to his nose>

This place has gone to hell in a handbasket! I suppose I'll have to work on the class level here. . . .

<adjusts cufflinks on his Amani suit and dusts off some white fur that has shed onto the lapels>

Allow me to discuss my exploits to date . . .

I ran into a certain Kzinti named Soreyes in an asteroid field. He didn't know it was me until he saw the gleaming neon Riverboat Casino - Surf & Turf Night sign on the ship. Realizing he was doomed he rammed his ship into a Roid.

Oh yeah, Kroma was there but he got kilt. Tsk.

WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULAR PROGRAM . . . . <sigh> yes this mean back to Hydran HeShe Babes with "Four" Arms for Die Hard <yeech>

GDA-Agave · « **Reply #1 on:** August 17, 2006, 02:41:28 pm »

Sure, you too old-timers might have been able pick on Soreyes in his DF+, but you sure disappeared fast after I drafted you coming out of that mission.

Where did you go then? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. This Bruce on a Jinn-quest wants to know.

Dfly · « **Reply #2 on:** August 17, 2006, 06:18:52 pm »

Soreyes may be renamed to Foureyes if he keeps running into rocks.

Father Ted · « **Reply #3 on:** August 17, 2006, 07:16:32 pm »

Inquiring minds(and me) demand to know what happened. Did you bail on Agave?

KAT J'inn · « **Reply #4 on:** August 17, 2006, 09:59:04 pm »

Quote from: Father Ted on August 17, 2006, 07:16:32 pm

Inquiring minds(and me) demand to know what happened. Did you bail on Agave?

I was sleepy. SO sue me!!

FPF-Tobin Dax · « **Reply #5 on:** August 17, 2006, 10:32:29 pm »

What do you have when you have a lawyer burried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand.

GDA-Agave · « **Reply #6 on:** August 18, 2006, 12:06:18 am »

Quote from: KAT J'inn on August 17, 2006, 09:59:04 pm

Quote from: Father Ted on August 17, 2006, 07:16:32 pm
Inquiring minds(and me) demand to know what happened. Did you bail on Agave?

I was sleepy. SO sue me!!

Well, in an ironic twist of fate, J'inn logged back into the server tonight right beside me, 3 hexes deep into our new territory. I didn't immediately draft him because I was on an assignment <wink, wink>. But, by the time he had jumped into the next hex, taken a mission, and then finished it, I had tempted DH and Milloekoee (whatever) into jumping the J'innster. He ran screaming like a little girl, only to be jumped and killed by Stargazer. (1st PvP kill for him)

Sweet revenge.

And J'inn, please don't try and help out your fellow shisters by telling me to sue you. Phfftht. You should know better. I only have to get into my car with enough alchohol to keep Chuut and DocPyscho drunk until we get to your doorstep. Then, my friend, you would be in a serious world of hurt.

Seeya when I seeya.

Dizzy · « **Reply #7 on:** August 18, 2006, 03:11:51 am »

Hey good job Stargazer... Jinn can put up quite a fight when he wants too.

Hexx · « **Reply #8 on:** August 18, 2006, 12:57:27 pm »

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Hey good job Stargazer... Jinn can put up quite a fight when ~~he wants too.~~ there's money involved.

- Fixed

KAT J'inn · « **Reply #9 on:** August 18, 2006, 01:55:05 pm »

Quote from: GDA-Agave on August 18, 2006, 12:06:18 am

(1st PvP kill for him)

SNARL!

Father Ted · « **Reply #10 on:** August 18, 2006, 04:34:15 pm »

He ran screaming like a little girl, only to be jumped and killed by Stargazer. (1st PvP kill for him)

No kidding! I remember my first PvP kill. Against Green on SS1. But to beat J'inn, I wanna shake his/her hand!

Nemesis · « **Reply #11 on:** August 19, 2006, 03:02:38 pm »

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Squirrels are the unlikely inventors of a cloaking device that lets them thwart rattlesnakes by using the snakes' own scent against them.

Just to fuel J'inn's nightmares.

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