"In my opinion, you did not handle your entry into this vessel in the best possible manner", said the Romulan officer sternly.
S'Cipio paced back and forth in his stateroom as he tried to remember the man's rank. It was something weird. Sub-something? No. Pente-Centurian? No, that wasn't right either, and it seemed to have some sort of negative connotation. Anti-Deluvian? No, still wrong. Aw, screw it, thought S'Cipio. In the Gorn navy the man would be a captain of marines, and so that was how S'Cipio would address him. The Romulan could just bloody well translate.
"You are likely right, Captain. I ssshould have been a bit more tactful."
The Romulan shook his head while rolling his eyes, like a man speaking to a very foolish child.
"No, I meant you should have killed him and taken command. You'd have rid us of the Kurse!"
Rid you of Hexx AND given you an excuse to shoot me, you mean! thought S'Cipio, eying the sidearm the marine captain wore so prominently. He knew how things worked in the Romulan navy.
Some things still managed to shock him, however. His own crew, for example, had all chosen to die in the explosion despite his orders to evacuate. He hadn't expected that. When he had given the order to initiate self-destruction, another thing he hadn't expected was the response, "I already have, Sir!" The pointy-ears were an odd people. Ever since he'd taken command of a Romulan ship it seemed he was always having to slap someone's hand away from the self-destruction button.
Note to self, thought S'Cipio. In the future, disable all officer's ability to intiate self-destruct except for my own.
He had no doubt he'd be given another ship. Dr. Nyet's father would never miss an opportunity to send S'Cipio some place he might get killed.
"How did you ever get command of a Romulan Starship anyway?" asked the Romulan.
I took a nap at the wrong time, thought S'Cipio. But he could not tell the Romulan that.
Things had begun well on Romulus. His in-laws hated him but could do nothing to show it. That was good. His nine-year-old niece absolutely adored him. That was good too, especially since that made his in-laws hate him even more. He spent hours running around their palace with his niece on his back, loudly playing "Monster S'Cipio", and making sure he ran through every important social function they held. His in-laws often tried to pass him off as their granddaughter's pet, but her screams of, "Faster, Unca' S'Cippy! Faster!" usually gave them the lie.
Then came the day on a sunny rock in the park when his niece had woken him up with a swift kick in the earhole. "Asleep again Unca' S'Cippy?" she'd asked, with the hurt plain in her voice. (These Romulans had weird ideas about sleeping. They seemed to view naps as shameful, since they cut into valuable plotting time.) She had run back home with tears streaming from her eyes.
They next day the summons had come.
"I think it best you leave for the front," his father-in-law had said sternly. "And I think we have found a ship that turns just slowly enough for you. You are to take command of the King Eagle RIS Bondage, and I wish you all the success you deserve."
He hadn't heard the conversation that occurred after he left, when his niece learned she'd lost her favorite playmate, but his wife had forwarded the tape she'd been using to spy on her family.
"Unca' S'Cippy! Unca' S'Cippy!" she'd screamed. "No! Make him come back!"
"But dear!" her mother had soothed, "remember how offended you were when you found him sleeping in public!"
The Romulan tyke had stamped her little foot and stuck out her bottom lip in frustration. "I wanted him to spend more time playing with me! I wasn't offended, I was being manipulative!"
Ah yes, a Romulan and a female. Doom in pigtails. No, he couldn't tell the Marine Captain any of this story.
"Is Hexx going to live?" he asked instead of answering.
"Yes," pouted the Romulan, as he stuck out his own lower lip.
"Then tell him to get me back to a shipyard. I've a former friend I must kill."
-S'Cipio