Here's something on topic, but off topic as well. There are some portions of the US in the Utah and Nevada deserts that have NO DSL or cable. In fact it's either satellite or dial-up for your provider. Cellphones won't work in certain areas either since they have no Cell phone antennas (don't know what those points are called, but big antennas which receive and send cellphone signals, is it a hub?) either, so normally one has to use a normal phone...especially in the middle of the Mountains. I suppose that also includes parts of Colorado as well. The Mountains block a lot of the signals. With satellite if you're in the wrong spot (especially in a valley) it can disrupt a lot of the signals and make satellite useless as well.
Unfortunately when I go there for visits either to see it in the summer, or ski in the winter in those areas, I can't access some sites because dial-up just takes forever to access them.
Luckily I'm not on dial-up most of the time though.
Of course at school, it's annoying because even if I'm on a really fast line, I'm so busy the only internet surfing I seem to do is for research.