LOL Please tell me the train movie is a joke.
Heh, have you seen the other movies from the Asylum? They distribute low end horror flicks, and some are just about the worst drek you can find. There are a few that are good for a low ender, but some are just down right bad. Dead Men Walking? Yeah, that wasn't that great, although I did watch that one where the Asylum is haunted (can't remember the name) that had Josh Leonard, Jordan Ladd, Natasha Lyonne, and of course Lance Henriksen, and it was tolerable I guess.
Snakes on a Train? Probably only watchable on a slow night when you're just looking to feel better about yourself by seeing just how lame someone else is (as in the writers, director, actors in the film, etc.) Could be good for a laugh though, assuming they just go so far over the top (big snake eating the train looks promising
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