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Offline Jack Morris

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M/fing snakes on a plane is grabbing fans before release!
« on: August 07, 2006, 06:38:33 pm »


http://www.snakesonaplane.com/

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Re: M/fing snakes on a plane is grabbing fans before release!
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2006, 07:34:06 pm »
Oh yes, I can see a future Sci-Fi channel series on it's way.

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« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2006, 09:21:29 pm »
In the future... There is a plane that never lands... prisoners are transported to the plane as a final means of incarceration, when all other means have failed...  On the plane... SNAKES!

Snakes on a Plane 3000, coming to Sci-Fi channel this fall.

Yeah, and the warden/pilot is Bruce Campbell.  You know you'd watch it.  After a successful run, the spinoff series "Snakes on a life pod" will take the lead.

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Re: M/fing snakes on a plane is grabbing fans before release!
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2006, 04:04:57 pm »
I get Vertigo pretty bad, so I'll have to just wait for this... http://theasylum.cc/cgi-bin/showMovie.cgi?id=120 The Trailer is hillarious.

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« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2006, 03:28:15 pm »
Say "hiss" again! Say "hiss" again m/fer !!!

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Re: M/fing snakes on a plane is grabbing fans before release!
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2006, 06:05:27 pm »
LOL Please tell me the train movie is a joke.
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Re: M/fing snakes on a plane is grabbing fans before release!
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2006, 08:13:58 pm »
Snakes on a train is not a joke, supposedly it was in the works before snakes on a plane.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snakes_on_a_Plane

A rip-off horror B-movie, Snakes on a Train, is scheduled for release straight to DVD just a few days prior to Snakes on a Plane's theatrical release.

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Re: M/fing snakes on a plane is grabbing fans before release!
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2006, 01:26:15 am »
LOL Please tell me the train movie is a joke.

Heh, have you seen the other movies from the Asylum?  They distribute low end horror flicks, and some are just about the worst drek you can find.  There are a few that are good for a low ender, but some are just down right bad.  Dead Men Walking?  Yeah, that wasn't that great, although I did watch that one where the Asylum is haunted (can't remember the name) that had Josh Leonard, Jordan Ladd, Natasha Lyonne, and of course Lance Henriksen, and it was tolerable I guess. 

Snakes on a Train?  Probably only watchable on a slow night when you're just looking to feel better about yourself by seeing just how lame someone else is (as in the writers, director, actors in the film, etc.)  Could be good for a laugh though, assuming they just go so far over the top (big snake eating the train looks promising ;))

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« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2006, 09:24:41 am »
I liked that part too. I'll admit it. I can guarantee you one thing though, both movies will have plenty of sex scenes in the bathroom of a train or a plane.  ;D

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« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2006, 09:48:40 am »
Heh, I have to admit, I'm a fan of Troikas films. Sgt. Kobuki man, Toxic avenger, etc. Some of those are hillarious in a Have no brain kind of way.

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Re: M/fing snakes on a plane is grabbing fans before release!
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2006, 09:58:50 am »
Ugh.. horror flicks are so corny.  You want to scare me, make me watch an episode of a home improvement show.
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« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2006, 11:53:27 am »
Ugh.. horror flicks are so corny.  You want to scare me, make me watch an episode of a home improvement show.

say Tim allen into the mirror three times...  ;D

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Re: M/fing snakes on a plane is grabbing fans before release!
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2006, 11:04:07 am »
Ugh.. horror flicks are so corny.  You want to scare me, make me watch an episode of a home improvement show.

say Tim allen into the mirror three times...  ;D

Stephen

Bah.. he just cut off limbs and other minor nuisances.  A real home improvement job will give you an walletdectemy.
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