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Offline Dizzy

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Re: SGO VI Official Role Play and Smack Talk Thread
« Reply #20 on: August 08, 2006, 04:23:12 am »
News Bulletin: Reports of another Andromedan ship has been reported in the area of 54,40 by Deadmansix. He has not been heard from since...
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Re: SGO VI Official Role Play and Smack Talk Thread
« Reply #21 on: August 08, 2006, 09:13:52 am »
Dern server problems are an Alliance conspiracy, I tell ya.

They can't handle the arse wuppin the coalition is about to hand them, so they're taking down the server. That would also explain why Dizzy was sportin' an Andromedian battleship whilst the rest of us we're 'assigned' light cruisers.

Just wait you alliance scum, we've saved luxury torture chambers just for ya's, courtesy of some high ranking Tholians we know.
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Re: SGO VI Official Role Play and Smack Talk Thread
« Reply #22 on: August 08, 2006, 12:33:48 pm »
Quote from: KBF K MalaK on August 08, 2006, 09:13:52 am
Dern server problems are an Alliance conspiracy, I tell ya.

That would also explain why Dizzy was sportin' an Andromedian battleship whilst the rest of us we're 'assigned' light cruisers.

That BB, hehe, was a Doomsday Machine in the Tigerheart race, hardly a BB. The Alliance wanted nothing of it. They cowered in fear and ran from the front lines as I made a path thru the neutral zones. Not one PvP did I encounter. Some bunch of brave intrepid souls they are. Alas, had some Coalition been on PvP would have been assured. They are always made of sterner stuff...

I didn't have the heart to add considerably to the Alliance mission total while having server burps (which are gone btw) with the Coalition notably absent and had a little fun romping thru the neutral zones in various monster ships using the tigerheart race which doesnt affect empire DV. Course, everything I do is misinterpreted for the worst. Oh well, no good deed goes unpunished.
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Re: SGO VI Official Role Play and Smack Talk Thread
« Reply #23 on: August 08, 2006, 12:39:28 pm »
All is good, cooks assistant-Dizzy, had I found ya your bones would now be lining a tribble cage. I really was hoping to saddle a planet crusher to meet you, but the Empire had other plans for me at the time. I look forward to 'negotiating' with you soon.
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Re: SGO VI Official Role Play and Smack Talk Thread
« Reply #24 on: August 08, 2006, 08:59:29 pm »
Hexx, after valiantly and fearlessly defending the Lyran frontier, is drafted and in short order killed by Dizzy. Fortunatley, Hexx's escape pod was found and he is now serving baked pies on some offworld station to earn a ticket back to Lyran space...
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Re: SGO VI Official Role Play and Smack Talk Thread
« Reply #25 on: August 08, 2006, 09:02:21 pm »
Dizzy  managed to smack the crap outta my DWLP
(as for some strange reason the CWLP's YFA is 2 years after SFB's, which has been repeated to the server guys every single server...)

AM I bitter?
No
Just embarrassed.
Dizzy ... the shame.

OF course when the CWLP does actually come out (in 70, as oppsed to SFB's 68) I'll have to kill him a few times to make up for it.


And I thought losing to J'inn was my low point...  :P

(and I drafted you.. )

As a penance , no more smack talk until I've redeemed myself ...
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Re: SGO VI Official Role Play and Smack Talk Thread
« Reply #26 on: August 08, 2006, 09:19:21 pm »
Quote from: Hexx on August 08, 2006, 09:02:21 pm
As a penance , no more smack talk until I've redeemed myself ...

Well, that was a short response. ::sniff:: I think I smell some pies burning...
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Re: SGO VI Official Role Play and Smack Talk Thread
« Reply #27 on: August 08, 2006, 11:20:39 pm »
Moments when you are glad for emergency decel:

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Re: SGO VI Official Role Play and Smack Talk Thread
« Reply #28 on: August 09, 2006, 02:41:16 am »
Quote from: dizzy on August 08, 2006, 03:54:41 am
And in other news... The Mirak Daily reports Soreyes being captured... twice... by AI!!!

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

ShadowLord:  Soreyes WTF!!!!!!!   I hope you have learned a valuable lesson in this Fubar of yours?

Soreyes:  Yes Sir I have. Never fly between two K-D6Gs in a DF ;D
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Re: SGO VI Official Role Play and Smack Talk Thread
« Reply #29 on: August 11, 2006, 03:09:32 pm »
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
 :smackhead: :rofl: :smackhead: :rofl: :smackhead: :rofl:

That has got to be the most pathetic match in the history of the D2... I cant wait to see the screenshots!
« Last Edit: August 11, 2006, 03:21:08 pm by dizzy »
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Re: SGO VI Official Role Play and Smack Talk Thread
« Reply #30 on: August 11, 2006, 03:50:13 pm »
Fortunatly for you i have only one screenie right at the end here it is
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Re: SGO VI Official Role Play and Smack Talk Thread
« Reply #31 on: August 11, 2006, 04:26:47 pm »
Ok well that screen doesn't do what happened justice.


"Tool, I drafted Kaz and Kurok... I'll set you up to draft em... Hold on a sec I have a phone call..."
   Hrmmm wonder who this is?
"Hello? Oh hi mom... how are you?"
"Oh, great mom, well nah I'm not really busy"
   Turns volume down on SFC... Starts fiddling with fleet control as Kaz and Kurok close in...
"Well that's great... tell me all about your trip"
   Wife walks in... "Put it on intercom I want to hear too..."
"Mom, gonna put you on intercom, we all want to hear."
   Starts firing at Kaz who is getting way too close...
   Kids come in and start yelling and climbing on me...
"Well mom, we are all in here go ahead and reapeat..."
   Kids knock mouse on the floor.
"Oh sorry mom, just a little distracted. Huh? No, I'm just picking the mouse."
   My AI FF gets tractored...
"No mom we didnt buy a mouse... its my"
   Tool's yelling, "Dizzy? what hex? Dizzy?"
"42,13 Tool"
   Dizzy, you're breaking up... I cant hear you over TS. What's all that noise in the background?
"It's my computer mouse, mom. What's that? Yeah I'm at my computer...
   Makes note to stop pushing press to talk button while talking on the phone...
"42,13? Oh, uhhh mom, that's one of the kids toys, yeah, some kinda tool or something..."
   My AI FF gets killed...
"You saw a yacht for sale? Oh a cabin cruiser. That's nice..."
   Kids knock my drink on the keys.
"Wait just a sec mom, what's that? You want me to look up the boat on the web... uhhh..."
   My second DD is getting tractored and shot up...
"Sure mom. Let me find a pen."
   Scurries over desk... Damn kids where are all my pens... finds a crayon.
"Ok what's the address?"
   Tool is still talking can't understand or listen and take headphones off.
"Well, uhhh I cant exectly look it up now... Ummm tell you what, can I call you guys back in a few mins?"
   My DD goes poofta.
"Oh no, I want to hear all about it. I'm very interested. And I'll check out that boat for you too..."
   Kaz is chasing me to the border, maybe I can put a scatterpack into him, he's getting real close.
"A scatter pack? Oh, sorry mom... uhh you just over heard me talking to my son. Ok I'll call you back."
   Damnit! herds the kids outta the room... wife leaves and I shut my door...

   I start typing to Kaz and Kurok,
"Yeah guys well I was a little distracted there... Had the kids and a phone call and all... Yeah, well..."
"At the start I thought I had something there to fight you with"
"I finally got it together after they left"
"But by then it was too late..."
"I mean you guys got close and were so aggressive"
"But I was too Fing distracted to do anything. Bu0. I..."
   Sees big rock come up right in front of me. OMG EMERGENCY STOP!
   Oh no... I'm parked a k off the rocks edge... I'm a sitting duck...
"But die 2x..."
"I surrender..."
   Kurok tows me into the rock BOOM!
"nice..."
 

Oh well... now where's that lock I bought for my computer room door? And why doesnt my caller ID work? ::picks up phone and dials time warner::

Edit: I found my pen...









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Re: SGO VI Official Role Play and Smack Talk Thread
« Reply #32 on: August 11, 2006, 04:36:38 pm »
good post dizzy  ;D goes right along with what you said in game after the first 2 ships died lol look foward to fighting you one on one soon <S>
 Kurok
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Re: SGO VI Official Role Play and Smack Talk Thread
« Reply #33 on: August 11, 2006, 04:43:02 pm »
Had it not been so pathetic, it would have been a painful loss... But it's only a couple destroyers. No biggie. Funny ending... Looking forward to another match!
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Re: SGO VI Official Role Play and Smack Talk Thread
« Reply #34 on: August 11, 2006, 05:21:05 pm »
"In other news, Soreyes was at the forefront again Wednesday night.  Upon his drafting a Lyran CF with his M-DF+ and each an AI, he began drone bombardement on the AI and killed it.  Then his next target was that dreaded CF.  The CF cripples the AI and they begin circling.  DF+ drops another load of drones and takes down shield #6 on the CF, then turns directly into a ROCK. 
No more DF+."
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Re: SGO VI Official Role Play and Smack Talk Thread
« Reply #35 on: August 11, 2006, 10:19:56 pm »
And Krueg, not wanting to be outdone and left out by Soreyes and Dizzy, is towed into a rock and J'inned by Tool.
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Re: SGO VI Official Role Play and Smack Talk Thread
« Reply #36 on: August 12, 2006, 12:12:11 pm »
Remember people.





(stolen from Hot & Spicy)  ;D
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Re: SGO VI Official Role Play and Smack Talk Thread
« Reply #37 on: August 12, 2006, 05:46:24 pm »
Arghh! TT escapes my grasp yet again!  :cuss:
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Re: SGO VI Official Role Play and Smack Talk Thread
« Reply #38 on: August 12, 2006, 11:40:37 pm »
Soreyes in a Z-DFm cought Bartok in a I-CAY Deep Striking and low on supplys. After a Great Battle Bartoks CAY went down.  :gg:
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Re: SGO VI Official Role Play and Smack Talk Thread
« Reply #39 on: August 13, 2006, 12:01:56 am »
Quote from: Soreyes on August 12, 2006, 11:40:37 pm
Soreyes in a Z-DFm cought Bartok in a I-CAY Deep Striking and low on supplys. After a Great Battle Bartoks CAY went down.  :gg:

WTG! Makes up for tool!
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