While a generous offer, running SQL on DH's server will not make the difference.
Consistently before each burp I see some variation of this:
Could not lock PreparedMissions
Character already had PreparedMissions ID
I can use this info, more processor and bandwidth will not fix it.
Running the OCI on another box would be a long setup process, perhaps longer than a day.
We may still want to consider running it on the flatfile on DH's server, but I think we should just go to the flatfile on the server its on.