They should let him film the movie then tell him it was cancelled and nobody is getting paid.. then put his reaction on Punked.
He he...that would be funny, almost as funny as Demi Moore's face when she realizes that Ashton and Bruce would be sitting around on the set with plenty of time to talk about her...
but of course, regarding the title of this thread, it reminded me that dying hard has always been a lifelong goal of mine...