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Offline Ultraprophet

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Today in Mad Science
« on: July 29, 2006, 05:19:33 pm »
Synthetic radioactive scorpion venom destroys brain tumors


http://news.sawf.org/Health/17018.aspx


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Re: Today in Mad Science
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2006, 11:11:31 am »
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Re: Today in Mad Science
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2006, 05:05:40 pm »
I'm not interested until I can use the scorpion venom to create an army of genetically enhanced super clones.
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Re: Today in Mad Science
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2006, 10:21:10 pm »
Quote from: Punisher NCC-2000 on August 04, 2006, 05:05:40 pm
I'm not interested until I can use the scorpion venom to create an army of genetically enhanced super clones.

Bah, been there done that, not as impressive as it sounds.
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Re: Today in Mad Science
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2006, 04:51:28 pm »
Quote from: Dash Jones on August 04, 2006, 10:21:10 pm
Quote from: Punisher NCC-2000 on August 04, 2006, 05:05:40 pm
I'm not interested until I can use the scorpion venom to create an army of genetically enhanced super clones.

Bah, been there done that, not as impressive as it sounds.

That's because you used your clones in a chorus line in a Las Vegas show instead of trying to conquer the Earth
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Re: Today in Mad Science
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2006, 12:00:45 am »
To my credit I did try to conquer Mars...but the clones started a union...and when all your troops are in a union...you just KNOW that's the end of things...
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Re: Today in Mad Science
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2006, 03:44:15 pm »
Quote from: Punisher NCC-2000 on August 05, 2006, 04:51:28 pm
Quote from: Dash Jones on August 04, 2006, 10:21:10 pm
Quote from: Punisher NCC-2000 on August 04, 2006, 05:05:40 pm
I'm not interested until I can use the scorpion venom to create an army of genetically enhanced super clones.

Bah, been there done that, not as impressive as it sounds.

That's because you used your clones in a chorus line in a Las Vegas show instead of trying to conquer the Earth



C'Mon, Pun....  Give the poor guy SOME credit!


It was a damn good show, after all!!!    :D

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Re: Today in Mad Science
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2006, 08:53:51 am »
Quote from: Jack Morris on July 30, 2006, 11:11:31 am
http://www.centralpets.com/animals/insects/scorpions/scp6070.html



Regarding the article...

 :hoppinmad: What combination of exquisite utterly human stupidity and greed allows someone to think that its ok to sell dangerously venomous and deadly creatures to any idiot with a fishtank and a paycheck???

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Re: Today in Mad Science
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2006, 05:26:21 pm »
Quote from: Vipre on August 10, 2006, 08:53:51 am
Quote from: Jack Morris on July 30, 2006, 11:11:31 am
http://www.centralpets.com/animals/insects/scorpions/scp6070.html



Regarding the article...

 :hoppinmad: What combination of exquisite utterly human stupidity and greed allows someone to think that its ok to sell dangerously venomous and deadly creatures to any idiot with a fishtank and a paycheck???

Dear God,
   If aliens are real please let them know that I'm formally requesting asylum from the freakshow that is humanity.
sincerely,
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PS C'mon big guy help me out here :smackhead:


Actually , the idiot doesn't even need the fish tank .

Which , actually , is for the best .

 I'm not sure scorpions can swim. :D
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Re: Today in Mad Science
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2006, 06:02:43 pm »
What you expect him to spring for the escape-proof enclosure?
I bet he's using an empty fishtank (without a lid). It matches the rusted tireless hulk of a car sitting in his back yard he uses for a doghouse. Don't laugh, nearly everyone knows where "that" guy lives.  ;D
« Last Edit: August 10, 2006, 07:01:16 pm by Vipre »
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Re: Today in Mad Science
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2006, 08:12:53 pm »
Quote from: Ultraprophet on August 10, 2006, 05:26:21 pm
Quote from: Vipre on August 10, 2006, 08:53:51 am
Quote from: Jack Morris on July 30, 2006, 11:11:31 am
http://www.centralpets.com/animals/insects/scorpions/scp6070.html



Regarding the article...

 :hoppinmad: What combination of exquisite utterly human stupidity and greed allows someone to think that its ok to sell dangerously venomous and deadly creatures to any idiot with a fishtank and a paycheck???

Dear God,
   If aliens are real please let them know that I'm formally requesting asylum from the freakshow that is humanity.
sincerely,
Vipre

PS C'mon big guy help me out here :smackhead:


Actually , the idiot doesn't even need the fish tank .

Which , actually , is for the best .

 I'm not sure scorpions can swim. :D


They can if you make them little scuba tanks and scorpion shapped wet suits...

What? I just don't like the people next door, and they happen to have a pool.
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Re: Today in Mad Science
« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2006, 12:13:06 am »
Hey Punisher, if you're gonna equip them that way I demand some frikin' laser beams ;)
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Re: Today in Mad Science
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2006, 04:16:48 pm »
That just adds cost and complexity to the whole program. I want a low cost way to create scuba scorpions.
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