Just reread this and thought it might deseve a repost
Dr. Suess visits Alliance teamspeak pre-server.
Hooch: Servers about to launch I'm so excited,
I hope to see all the Feds I invited
SSCF: We are all here on teamspeak as you can see
But who's our leader, who will it be?
Hooch: Don't look at me ask Weamz or Thrain
I wont do it again cause it?s a pain
Thrain Or Wanderer better him than me
I don?t wanna can't you see
Weamz: He's the man I tell you so
Trust the dwarf cause he does know
C-Los: Besides hes not on right now you see
Therefore our leader shall be he.
Capt Jeff: My friend has a valid point
Now time for me to roll a joint
Hooch: Where are our allies, why aren?t they here?
762: Easy dude just went for beer
Hooch: Didn?t hear you report for duty
Bearslayer: He was looking at Tracey?s booty
Tracey: I'll slap him silly if he tries
Deadman: But what a way to get blackeyes
Kim: You men are just all alike
My pin is ready now to strike
Grim: All Hydrans active plan Delta
Make all haste to Ted?s Bomb Shelta
Father Ted There is plenty room inside for more
Just check all weapons at the door
Kim Does that include my Rolling Pin
Father Ted Yes for it would be a sin
Die Hard: Enough! Enough! Lets get a plan
Before this silliness gets out of hand
I could be spending time with my bitches
Tracey: Watch out for labs or you?ll need stitches.
Max: I have a plan to do the trick
Posted on the forums so read it quick
Its simple direct and hard to botch
762: As long as it goes well with scotch
Scipio: Did someone here just call my name?
I heard scotch so in I came.
With single malt we cannot lose
Provided cookies come with the booze
Agave: Cookies that would be a crime
Good Tequila needs no salt or lime
Scippy: My good man, cookies are required
Or one ends up quite expired
In war I want no doubt
That my wingman might pass out
Agave: Don?t go there my friend just can it
So I got drunk and hit a planet
It wont happen again, no fear
Now I use Maverick as my spear
Maverick: I wasn?t watching you just got lucky!
Agave: Tell it to the papers Bucky!
Maverick: Shaddup you know that's just so wrong
Capt Jeff: Kzin are here! Time to pack my bong!
M'ress: A bong! A bong! Who's got da ?Nip
Capt Jeff: Here you go! Let her rip!
Green: Everyone has read the rules?
Wouldn't want to look like fools
Gook: In Latin all legal and Concise
J?inn: Translation available for a price
Gook: J'inn you do our profession proud
J?inn: Shhh! Don't say that quite so loud
Soreyes: They have to be 10 pages long
Better let me hit that bong
Fluf: They aren't so long give a try
Kortez: Shaddup Fluf Bake me a pie!
Matsukasi: Pies are fine but not my dreams
Fluf bake me some Krispy Kremes
Kroma: If dreamy creamy is what needs baking
Check out what Kroma has a' shakin
Matsukasi: Knew I should have chosen Lyran
Who let this tutu wearing queer in?
Got recruited when I was plastard
I'll fix you yet Chuut you bastard.
Chuut: I know it was a dirty trick
But I?m not winging with Maverick
Had to find another sucker
Cause I'm avoiding that little f*#@%r
Hooch: Well I'll assume that you felines are playing?
Lyrkiller: After giving the forums 1 good spraying.
Hooch: So that was that awful smell
Kroma: No I?m on my period can't you tell
All: EWWW, din't need that news imparted
Can't we get this server started?
Hooch: Its up! Its up! Its time to play!
All: We are so happy Yay! Yay! Yay!
Damn, now its down, we are all distraught
Kortez: You know its really all Fluf's Fault
Topic: One of my old post in new thread for memory lane (Read 1087 times)