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Offline Jack Morris

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Go Granny go! Next we will see "Elephants on a plane!"
« on: July 22, 2006, 01:26:32 pm »
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060722/ap_on_re_us/elephant_attack

Rule number one: NEVER get within stepping range, especially when it's a pissed off grandma elephant!

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Re: Go Granny go! Next we will see "Elephants on a plane!"
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2006, 07:31:25 pm »
She probably came from a circus or something like that...most likley was mistreated.

Like people, elephants have complex personalities. And with that comes the ability for mental disorder.

These animals wern't made to perform in a circus and be hauled around in little trailers.

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Re: Go Granny go! Next we will see "Elephants on a plane!"
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2006, 08:10:03 pm »
She probably came from a circus or something like that...most likley was mistreated.

Like people, elephants have complex personalities. And with that comes the ability for mental disorder.

These animals wern't made to perform in a circus and be hauled around in little trailers.

So when do you acquire her and mount a laser on her head?  She is already deemed illtempered.
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Re: Go Granny go! Next we will see "Elephants on a plane!"
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2006, 08:35:48 pm »
"Mad Elephants in Iraq!"

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Re: Go Granny go! Next we will see "Elephants on a plane!"
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2006, 11:41:46 pm »
She probably came from a circus or something like that...most likley was mistreated.

Like people, elephants have complex personalities. And with that comes the ability for mental disorder.

These animals wern't made to perform in a circus and be hauled around in little trailers.

So when do you acquire her and mount a laser on her head?  She is already deemed illtempered.

Naw, too unpredictable. Besides, I'd rather have a tank chassis if I'm going to go that big.

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