All I Need To Know About Birthdays, I Learned From My Cat
* Be finicky - they'll try harder to please you.
* Give attitude - get attention.
* If you don't like your presents, SULK.
* If you get bored at your party - just curl up for a nap.
* Don't stress out over your first grey whisker.
* Act completely unimpressed by the presents you receive.
* Remember, this is your day, so if anyone bugs you, you're allowed to hiss and spit.
* Take the day off and lie in the sun.
* Stay out on the prowl all night long.
* Demand only the most expensive fresh fish for dinner.
* It's a good day to shed your inhibitions.
* Act catty - toy with your presents before you tear them open.
* Don't overdo it with the catnip or you'll regret it in the morning.
* If you aren't getting enough attention, sharpen your claws on somebody's leg.
* Don't let anything or anyone PUT YOU OUT!
* And remember... curiosity might kill you, but birthdays won't!
Happy Birthday you ol' alley cat!
dave
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