Progress report:
After my birthday blitzed fest, took Mog and Karl to see a local fireworks display on the 4th, scattering folkes at the gathering with cries of "The Brittish Are Coming!" until we found a good vantage point. Then feeling that the travellers needed to see a different side of America, I took them to the local Redneck bar where we played some really bad billiards and drank budweiser. Mog really liked all the big haired ladies who were missing teeth.
Anhow I also introduced them to the "Buttery Nipple" shooter which they quite enjoyed.
The next night, after some bowling with Agave and Doc Psycho, in order to reassure them again that not all American ladies had big hair and missing teeth I took them to a few lCharlotte establishments. Seems the boys had never visited a "gentleman's club" before their trip here. Well I showed them a couple. At the first one "The Men's Club" they experienced their first lap dance ever. I bought one for mog and before I could do the same for Karl he had caught on and had a girl already dancing in his lap. The two of them were spitting out dollars faster than an ATM machine at spring break. The club was kinda quiet that night and not as many girls as usual, however not as many guests either. This meant that the girls there were drawn like moths to the flame towards the charming English money fountains. Almost every girl also was curious as to what they had in those little tins in front of them and the rolling papers they would withdraw from them. It was onlt tobacco as the English tend to roll their own cigarettes, but the girls definately waanted a closer look.
After dropping by a second place which we promptly left as it was dead (the 4th of July week not being a busy week for such establishments in Charlotte), we visited anothe joint not quiet as nice as "The Men's Club" but the second best in town where the loud music imakes the girls get a bit closer for conversation and.......well you get the picture. I decided mog needed an extra treat so I conspired with the girls at our table to convince him that the only thing better than a girl wearing dental floss grinding on your lap was 2 girls in dental floss grinding in your lap. By the time they were finished he was wearing a rather large grin and was likely prepared for camping, as the girls said something about him pitching a tent while giggling.
I had to work today so couldn't spend much time with the guys leaving them to their own devices, and they said they needed a lazy day to recoup a bit. They leave in the morning for DC and visits with J'inn and Scipio. It was fun having them and a real treat that they could share my birthday celebrations.
Topic: OT - East Coast Road Trip 2006 (Read 4022 times)