Topic: the math behind carreer success (Read 6404 times)

FPF-Tobin Dax · « **on:** May 22, 2006, 05:40:33 pm »

It goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wondered about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer
these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is
represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while
hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you there, Bullsh*t and Ass kissing will put you far ahead and over the top

KBFLordKrueg · « **Reply #1 on:** May 22, 2006, 06:24:46 pm »

ain't it the truth...

Dfly · « **Reply #2 on:** May 22, 2006, 06:25:31 pm »

then you must be doing a gread job Dax

Skaren · « **Reply #3 on:** May 22, 2006, 06:35:55 pm »

It worked for me in my first Dynaverse campaign,.. well until I got folded

FPF-Tobin Dax · « **Reply #4 on:** May 22, 2006, 07:14:14 pm »

Quote from: Dfly: Bounty Hunter on May 22, 2006, 06:25:31 pm

then you must be doing a gread job Dax

No problem. After doing some addition, tobindax=79% and dfly 47%

Shtarker "The Rat" · « **Reply #5 on:** May 22, 2006, 08:18:37 pm »

LOL - maybe there is something in this -- unless I screwed up the math Shtarker = 100 = Attitude

FPF-Tobin Dax · « **Reply #6 on:** May 22, 2006, 09:13:02 pm »

Quote from: Anne Bonney on May 22, 2006, 08:28:58 pm

What is this the TobinDax Divinci Code?

Actually that is pretty funny!!

XX

Opus Dax would like a disclaimer stating that it has no association with the TobinDax Da Vinci code!

Dfly · « **Reply #7 on:** May 22, 2006, 10:30:34 pm »

Quote from: FPF-Tobin Dax on May 22, 2006, 07:14:14 pm

Quote from: Dfly: Bounty Hunter on May 22, 2006, 06:25:31 pm
then you must be doing a gread job Dax

No problem. After doing some addition, tobindax=79% and dfly 47%

Riskyllama · « **Reply #8 on:** May 22, 2006, 11:08:11 pm »

Quote from: Dfly: Bounty Hunter on May 22, 2006, 10:30:34 pm

Quote from: FPF-Tobin Dax on May 22, 2006, 07:14:14 pm
Quote from: Dfly: Bounty Hunter on May 22, 2006, 06:25:31 pm
then you must be doing a gread job Dax

No problem. After doing some addition, tobindax=79% and dfly 47%

if you think thats good, check out wildfyre

FPF-Tobin Dax · « **Reply #9 on:** May 22, 2006, 11:25:18 pm »

I did, it came up way short compare to prime industries

Bonk · « **Reply #10 on:** May 23, 2006, 08:22:23 am »

Bonk = 42!

Now what was the question?

GDA-Agave · « **Reply #11 on:** May 23, 2006, 08:45:15 am »

Funny stuff!!

(and unfortunately so true in the current corporate world)

NuclearWessels · « **Reply #12 on:** May 23, 2006, 09:54:53 am »

Quote from: Anne Bonney on May 23, 2006, 08:48:43 am

SEX will get you almost halfway there at 48 percent!!!

Ah, but HOT SEX gets you to 91

dave

Bonk · « **Reply #13 on:** May 23, 2006, 12:01:13 pm »

Quote from: NuclearWessels on May 23, 2006, 09:54:53 am

Quote from: Anne Bonney on May 23, 2006, 08:48:43 am
SEX will get you almost halfway there at 48 percent!!!

Ah, but HOT SEX gets you to 91

dave

Ah, but ABSTINENCE gets you to 92!

SkyFlyer · « **Reply #14 on:** May 23, 2006, 12:09:26 pm »

How about SkyFlyer?

FPF-Tobin Dax · « **Reply #15 on:** May 23, 2006, 12:12:54 pm »

Quote from: Bonk on May 23, 2006, 12:01:13 pm

Quote from: NuclearWessels on May 23, 2006, 09:54:53 am
Quote from: Anne Bonney on May 23, 2006, 08:48:43 am
SEX will get you almost halfway there at 48 percent!!!

Ah, but HOT SEX gets you to 91

dave

Ah, but ABSTINENCE gets you to 92!

try reproduction...it should put you over 100, the key appears to be in making sure you have at least two to tango

FPF-Tobin Dax · « **Reply #16 on:** May 23, 2006, 12:13:36 pm »

Quote from: SkyFlyer on May 23, 2006, 12:09:26 pm

How about SkyFlyer?

do the math...

SkyFlyer · « **Reply #17 on:** May 23, 2006, 12:14:02 pm »

Quote from: FPF-Tobin Dax on May 23, 2006, 12:13:36 pm

Quote from: SkyFlyer on May 23, 2006, 12:09:26 pm
How about SkyFlyer?

do the math...

I have the flu and I've been up for a long time.

FPF-Tobin Dax · « **Reply #18 on:** May 23, 2006, 02:46:34 pm »

111

TraumaTech · « **Reply #19 on:** May 23, 2006, 02:51:16 pm »

Quote from: NuclearWessels on May 23, 2006, 09:54:53 am

Quote from: Anne Bonney on May 23, 2006, 08:48:43 am
SEX will get you almost halfway there at 48 percent!!!

Ah, but HOT SEX gets you to 91

dave

HOT SEX with TRAUMATECH =175

News:

Topic: the math behind carreer success (Read 6404 times) var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};

Topic: the math behind carreer success (Read 6404 times)