Topic: the math behind carreer success (Read 6373 times)

FPF-Tobin Dax · « **on:** May 22, 2006, 05:40:33 pm »

It goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wondered about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer
these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is
represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while
hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you there, Bullsh*t and Ass kissing will put you far ahead and over the top

KBFLordKrueg · « **Reply #1 on:** May 22, 2006, 06:24:46 pm »

ain't it the truth...

Dfly · « **Reply #2 on:** May 22, 2006, 06:25:31 pm »

then you must be doing a gread job Dax

Skaren · « **Reply #3 on:** May 22, 2006, 06:35:55 pm »

It worked for me in my first Dynaverse campaign,.. well until I got folded

FPF-Tobin Dax · « **Reply #4 on:** May 22, 2006, 07:14:14 pm »

Quote from: Dfly: Bounty Hunter on May 22, 2006, 06:25:31 pm

then you must be doing a gread job Dax

No problem. After doing some addition, tobindax=79% and dfly 47%

Shtarker "The Rat" · « **Reply #5 on:** May 22, 2006, 08:18:37 pm »

LOL - maybe there is something in this -- unless I screwed up the math Shtarker = 100 = Attitude

FPF-Tobin Dax · « **Reply #6 on:** May 22, 2006, 09:13:02 pm »

Quote from: Anne Bonney on May 22, 2006, 08:28:58 pm

What is this the TobinDax Divinci Code?

Actually that is pretty funny!!

XX

Opus Dax would like a disclaimer stating that it has no association with the TobinDax Da Vinci code!

Dfly · « **Reply #7 on:** May 22, 2006, 10:30:34 pm »

Quote from: FPF-Tobin Dax on May 22, 2006, 07:14:14 pm

Quote from: Dfly: Bounty Hunter on May 22, 2006, 06:25:31 pm
then you must be doing a gread job Dax

No problem. After doing some addition, tobindax=79% and dfly 47%

Riskyllama · « **Reply #8 on:** May 22, 2006, 11:08:11 pm »

Quote from: Dfly: Bounty Hunter on May 22, 2006, 10:30:34 pm

Quote from: FPF-Tobin Dax on May 22, 2006, 07:14:14 pm
Quote from: Dfly: Bounty Hunter on May 22, 2006, 06:25:31 pm
then you must be doing a gread job Dax

No problem. After doing some addition, tobindax=79% and dfly 47%

if you think thats good, check out wildfyre

FPF-Tobin Dax · « **Reply #9 on:** May 22, 2006, 11:25:18 pm »

I did, it came up way short compare to prime industries

Bonk · « **Reply #10 on:** May 23, 2006, 08:22:23 am »

Bonk = 42!

Now what was the question?

GDA-Agave · « **Reply #11 on:** May 23, 2006, 08:45:15 am »

Funny stuff!!

(and unfortunately so true in the current corporate world)

NuclearWessels · « **Reply #12 on:** May 23, 2006, 09:54:53 am »

Quote from: Anne Bonney on May 23, 2006, 08:48:43 am

SEX will get you almost halfway there at 48 percent!!!

Ah, but HOT SEX gets you to 91

dave

Bonk · « **Reply #13 on:** May 23, 2006, 12:01:13 pm »

Quote from: NuclearWessels on May 23, 2006, 09:54:53 am

Quote from: Anne Bonney on May 23, 2006, 08:48:43 am
SEX will get you almost halfway there at 48 percent!!!

Ah, but HOT SEX gets you to 91

dave

Ah, but ABSTINENCE gets you to 92!

SkyFlyer · « **Reply #14 on:** May 23, 2006, 12:09:26 pm »

How about SkyFlyer?

FPF-Tobin Dax · « **Reply #15 on:** May 23, 2006, 12:12:54 pm »

Quote from: Bonk on May 23, 2006, 12:01:13 pm

Quote from: NuclearWessels on May 23, 2006, 09:54:53 am
Quote from: Anne Bonney on May 23, 2006, 08:48:43 am
SEX will get you almost halfway there at 48 percent!!!

Ah, but HOT SEX gets you to 91

dave

Ah, but ABSTINENCE gets you to 92!

try reproduction...it should put you over 100, the key appears to be in making sure you have at least two to tango

FPF-Tobin Dax · « **Reply #16 on:** May 23, 2006, 12:13:36 pm »

Quote from: SkyFlyer on May 23, 2006, 12:09:26 pm

How about SkyFlyer?

do the math...

SkyFlyer · « **Reply #17 on:** May 23, 2006, 12:14:02 pm »

Quote from: FPF-Tobin Dax on May 23, 2006, 12:13:36 pm

Quote from: SkyFlyer on May 23, 2006, 12:09:26 pm
How about SkyFlyer?

do the math...

I have the flu and I've been up for a long time.

FPF-Tobin Dax · « **Reply #18 on:** May 23, 2006, 02:46:34 pm »

111

TraumaTech · « **Reply #19 on:** May 23, 2006, 02:51:16 pm »

Quote from: NuclearWessels on May 23, 2006, 09:54:53 am

Quote from: Anne Bonney on May 23, 2006, 08:48:43 am
SEX will get you almost halfway there at 48 percent!!!

Ah, but HOT SEX gets you to 91

dave

HOT SEX with TRAUMATECH =175

TraumaTech · « **Reply #20 on:** May 23, 2006, 02:53:47 pm »

Quote from: FPF-Tobin Dax on May 22, 2006, 07:14:14 pm

Quote from: Dfly: Bounty Hunter on May 22, 2006, 06:25:31 pm
then you must be doing a gread job Dax

No problem. After doing some addition, tobindax=79% and dfly 47%

TraumaTech= 84

FPF-Tobin Dax · « **Reply #21 on:** May 23, 2006, 04:04:14 pm »

Tony Soprano = 172, so no wonder everyone has put a bounty on him.

TraumaTech · « **Reply #22 on:** May 23, 2006, 05:15:59 pm »

Quote from: FPF-Tobin Dax on May 23, 2006, 04:04:14 pm

Tony Soprano = 172, so no wonder everyone has put a bounty on him.

what are you???? Tony's PR agent........ besides Duck = 39

and you laff'd @ D'fly hehehehehehe

SkyFlyer · « **Reply #23 on:** May 24, 2006, 10:12:03 am »

Hehe.

GDA-Agave · « **Reply #24 on:** May 24, 2006, 10:19:08 am »

MAN, I'M SCREWED!!!

Agave = 37

Hmmm, let's try some variants.

GDA-Agave = 49 (nope

)

Bruce Agave = 88 (getting better

)

Lord Bruce Agave, Captain of the Tequila Tempest, Commander of the Drunken Dragons =

Yep, that oughta work.

TraumaTech · « **Reply #25 on:** May 24, 2006, 10:25:06 am »

Quote from: GDA-Agave on May 24, 2006, 10:19:08 am

MAN, I'M SCREWED!!!

Agave = 37

Hmmm, let's try some variants.

GDA-Agave = 49 (nope )

Bruce Agave = 88 (getting better )

Lord Bruce Agave, Captain of the Tequila Tempest, Commander of the Drunken Dragons = Yep, that oughta work.

roflmao sounds like when you were a kid,and placing socks in your pants to make a "false impression" on the chickies lol

GDA-Agave · « **Reply #26 on:** May 24, 2006, 11:15:07 am »

Quote from: TraumaTech on May 24, 2006, 10:25:06 am

Quote from: GDA-Agave on May 24, 2006, 10:19:08 am
MAN, I'M SCREWED!!!

Agave = 37

Hmmm, let's try some variants.

GDA-Agave = 49 (nope )

Bruce Agave = 88 (getting better )

Lord Bruce Agave, Captain of the Tequila Tempest, Commander of the Drunken Dragons = Yep, that oughta work.

roflmao sounds like when you were a kid,and placing socks in your pants to make a "false impression" on the chickies lol

Nope. Never did. I can't say that I ever aspired to be a male country singer. (the most notorious group known for stuffing)

TraumaTech · « **Reply #27 on:** May 24, 2006, 03:58:27 pm »

Quote from: GDA-Agave on May 24, 2006, 11:15:07 am

Quote from: TraumaTech on May 24, 2006, 10:25:06 am
Quote from: GDA-Agave on May 24, 2006, 10:19:08 am
MAN, I'M SCREWED!!!

Agave = 37

Hmmm, let's try some variants.

GDA-Agave = 49 (nope )

Bruce Agave = 88 (getting better )

Lord Bruce Agave, Captain of the Tequila Tempest, Commander of the Drunken Dragons = Yep, that oughta work.

roflmao sounds like when you were a kid,and placing socks in your pants to make a "false impression" on the chickies lol

Nope. Never did. I can't say that I ever aspired to be a male country singer. (the most notorious group known for stuffing)

lol...i guess being in Kroma's fleet,it was probably stuffing your bra with tissue HAR HAR HAR

KAT Chuut-Ritt · « **Reply #28 on:** May 24, 2006, 06:03:26 pm »

KAT Chuut-Ritt = 172

unfortunately KATBEARD only = 62

Maybe I should have stuck with my normal callsign

NuclearWessels · « **Reply #29 on:** May 24, 2006, 06:33:55 pm »

Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on May 24, 2006, 06:03:26 pm

KAT Chuut-Ritt = 172

unfortunately KATBEARD only = 62

Maybe I should have stuck with my noral callsign

Noral callsign? Sounds like a cross between nasal and something icky...

KAT Chuut-Ritt · « **Reply #30 on:** May 24, 2006, 07:09:54 pm »

Quote from: NuclearWessels on May 24, 2006, 06:33:55 pm

Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on May 24, 2006, 06:03:26 pm
KAT Chuut-Ritt = 172

unfortunately KATBEARD only = 62

Maybe I should have stuck with my noral callsign

Noral callsign? Sounds like a cross between nasal and something icky...

Shaddup you Spelling Nazi!!!

FPF-Tobin Dax · « **Reply #31 on:** May 24, 2006, 07:13:16 pm »

Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on May 24, 2006, 07:09:54 pm

Quote from: NuclearWessels on May 24, 2006, 06:33:55 pm
Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on May 24, 2006, 06:03:26 pm
KAT Chuut-Ritt = 172

unfortunately KATBEARD only = 62

Maybe I should have stuck with my noral callsign

Noral callsign? Sounds like a cross between nasal and something icky...

Shaddup you Spelling Nazi!!!

Nah, your confusing him with Josh...

TraumaTech · « **Reply #32 on:** May 24, 2006, 08:53:00 pm »

Quote from: Anne Bonney on May 24, 2006, 07:55:24 pm

Well, I don't need no numbers to tell me how great I am.

Just like Mary Poppins, I'm practically perfect in every way!!!

XX

HMMMMM let me see flathead,big floppy ears 3 feet tall no teeth...... which is it that u r missing of the options listed??

and before anyone says it.....yes i no...i bring the tenor of this thread down to it's lowest bass

me bad

TraumaTech · « **Reply #33 on:** May 24, 2006, 08:56:16 pm »

i have but one excuse

poor as it is......but i feel absolutely fantastic

LIFE IS F'EN GREAT....not because of the

but my life feels like it is turning around......and i feel

dam i hope it doesn't end soon

TraumaTech · « **Reply #34 on:** May 24, 2006, 09:17:32 pm »

Quote from: Anne Bonney on May 24, 2006, 09:09:46 pm

Enjoy!!!

TY!!!!!! since i awoke this morning....i've just been on a natural high.didn't know why then???? think i know now

but since 9 p.m. it's defenately been aygmented by artificial means.......i feel like a little kid,looking to get into mischievious trouble.....ty again

TraumaTech · « **Reply #35 on:** May 24, 2006, 09:22:13 pm »

ahhhhhhhhhhhh memories flowing in,of days,when i was 16,beer in hand.hoping for the cops to show up....just so we could run away from them.........life was good back then......it's turning good again now(i hope) when things just seem to be going right....(note to self) melancholy feeling can be inducement to drink and blah blah blah to the world

TraumaTech · « **Reply #36 on:** May 24, 2006, 09:27:40 pm »

Quote from: Anne Bonney on May 24, 2006, 09:24:20 pm

You not be feeling well in morning, me thinks.

LOL!!!

i am not giving you the last word on this thread

TraumaTech · « **Reply #37 on:** May 24, 2006, 09:44:02 pm »

your parret wears army booots

TraumaTech · « **Reply #38 on:** May 24, 2006, 10:20:43 pm »

Quote from: Anne Bonney on May 24, 2006, 09:59:20 pm

Quote from: TraumaTech on May 24, 2006, 09:44:02 pm
your parret wears army booots

And you, my dear, are beginning to sluuuuur!!!

ya know........ u r sharp as a tack what a wit i think you are great

to bad it seems to be resting on your shoulders

NuclearWessels · « **Reply #39 on:** May 25, 2006, 12:18:05 am »

Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on May 24, 2006, 07:09:54 pm

Quote from: NuclearWessels on May 24, 2006, 06:33:55 pm
Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on May 24, 2006, 06:03:26 pm
KAT Chuut-Ritt = 172

unfortunately KATBEARD only = 62

Maybe I should have stuck with my noral callsign

Noral callsign? Sounds like a cross between nasal and something icky...

Shaddup you Spelling Nazi!!!

You don't frighten us, Kzinti pig-kat! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person!

TraumaTech · « **Reply #40 on:** May 25, 2006, 06:25:14 am »

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm hugamuga hugamuga maxwell house

ty and good morning

Soreyes · « **Reply #41 on:** May 25, 2006, 07:48:36 am »

Hmmmm Soreyes-106
A Shrubbary- 102

I should have stuck with Soreyes

TraumaTech · « **Reply #42 on:** May 25, 2006, 05:31:02 pm »

Quote from: Soreyes on May 25, 2006, 07:48:36 am

Hmmmm Soreyes-106
A Shrubbary- 102

I should have stuck with Soreyes

ummmmmm soooo soreyes.....are u and chuut trying to say you to do a lot of asskissing

TT scurries away

TraumaTech · « **Reply #43 on:** May 25, 2006, 07:54:16 pm »

Quote from: Anne Bonney on May 25, 2006, 07:12:33 pm

Quote from: TraumaTech on May 25, 2006, 05:31:02 pm
Quote from: Soreyes on May 25, 2006, 07:48:36 am
Hmmmm Soreyes-106
A Shrubbary- 102

I should have stuck with Soreyes

ummmmmm soooo soreyes.....are u and chuut trying to say you to do a lot of asskissing TT scurries away

ummmmm love ya to death hon....but,should u be making asskiss jokes w hile one of your pics,is scratching his,with a hook,and as near as i can tell.......has been doing it for quite some time snirckers coughs runs as fast as he can

Riskyllama · « **Reply #44 on:** May 25, 2006, 07:55:26 pm »

Quote from: TraumaTech on May 25, 2006, 07:54:16 pm

Quote from: Anne Bonney on May 25, 2006, 07:12:33 pm
Quote from: TraumaTech on May 25, 2006, 05:31:02 pm
Quote from: Soreyes on May 25, 2006, 07:48:36 am
Hmmmm Soreyes-106
A Shrubbary- 102

I should have stuck with Soreyes

ummmmmm soooo soreyes.....are u and chuut trying to say you to do a lot of asskissing TT scurries away

ummmmm love ya to death hon....but,should u be making asskiss jokes w hile one of your pics,is scratching his,with a hook,and as near as i can tell.......has been doing it for quite some time snirckers coughs runs as fast as he can

maybe someone's kissed his booboo...aren't you an EMT trauma?

TraumaTech · « **Reply #45 on:** May 25, 2006, 08:00:04 pm »

Quote from: Riskyllama on May 25, 2006, 07:55:26 pm

Quote from: TraumaTech on May 25, 2006, 07:54:16 pm
Quote from: Anne Bonney on May 25, 2006, 07:12:33 pm
Quote from: TraumaTech on May 25, 2006, 05:31:02 pm
Quote from: Soreyes on May 25, 2006, 07:48:36 am
Hmmmm Soreyes-106
A Shrubbary- 102

I should have stuck with Soreyes

ummmmmm soooo soreyes.....are u and chuut trying to say you to do a lot of asskissing TT scurries away

ummmmm love ya to death hon....but,should u be making asskiss jokes w hile one of your pics,is scratching his,with a hook,and as near as i can tell.......has been doing it for quite some time snirckers coughs runs as fast as he can

maybe someone's kissed his booboo...aren't you an EMT trauma?

yeah yeah that's right............... dammit jim ,some pass me the riskylama hemmoroid sapository so we can stop that man from scratching

Barack Beard · « **Reply #46 on:** May 26, 2006, 11:40:37 pm »

Quote from: Anne Bonney on May 25, 2006, 07:12:33 pm

Quote from: TraumaTech on May 25, 2006, 05:31:02 pm
Quote from: Soreyes on May 25, 2006, 07:48:36 am
Hmmmm Soreyes-106
A Shrubbary- 102

I should have stuck with Soreyes

ummmmmm soooo soreyes.....are u and chuut trying to say you to do a lot of asskissing TT scurries away

Need your ass kissed Kimmy?

I'm not so far away

CaptJosh · « **Reply #47 on:** May 27, 2006, 02:08:09 am »

I think she has her husband for that, Chuut.

IAF Lyrkiller · « **Reply #48 on:** May 27, 2006, 11:51:50 pm »

Ok, lets see...

Lyrkiller alone gives it to me over the top at 110%

KAT-Lyrkiller gives me 149%

Deadbeard would not even cut the mustard

So I am sticking w/ Lyrkiller.

CaptJosh · « **Reply #49 on:** May 28, 2006, 01:47:09 am »

*tries to do the math on Cat 'O Nine Tales and has his brain segfault because he's too tired...*

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