Geebus kripes!
A guy goes to sea for a little over a week and returns to this...to this...man all I got in me hold is a can o'tuna and a few coins that I believe is only chocolate wrapped in tin foil....
Hmmm looks like the master plan of Hexx and I taking over the universe from within one cartel at a time may work after all muhahah.
Add me to the Beasties yar Purple Bastisches...
Arr ready Aye