Arrrrrrrr!
Right, you scurvy lot of thieves, all lookin' for a buried treasure you don't deserve. Listen up!
Me night was long, and me gouty leg is actin' up. I'll be takin' meself off to me bunk. I've edited your maps and I've answered a ton of messages what come in the morning dispatch. I'm thinkin' I'm all caught up.
So, if any of ye hasn't heard from me and thinks ye should, let me know
Yarrrrrr!!!!!
Nighty night, sweetlings.
-Herr Burt