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NOTICE!!! Economic War: The King's Most Wanted!
« on: May 09, 2006, 01:04:56 pm »
 

"Captain Jack Sparrow.  You're the worst pirate I've ever heard of."

"Ah, yes, but you have heard of me."




Hear Ye! Hear Ye! The government has declared that the following scallawags, corsairs, pillagers, and murders have been sentenced to death by hanging. They should be shot on sight by all law-abiding vessels and their heads should be brought to the proper authorities for rewards, no questions asked!

Said rewards are to include gold, latinum, land, titles, and green orion slave women. (Offers of green Orion slave women are null and void in the Federation, where such things are strictly prohibited by law. Colorful exotic birds who don't talk back and other fantastic items available for those who are uninterested in Orion Slave women.)


These are the most wanted pirates in the Galaxy. This list will be updated as pirate gain or lose notoriety, as measured in Piracy Points. Don't let negative points fool you, they are only relative to other pirates.   All these pirates have been noticed by the authorities and are wanted dead or deader, post haste.

==============List of Infamy========================
Name                                                          Piracy Point Total(Current as of Tuesday, 23 May

1) Tony Soprano, Prime Industries Enforcer              1,962.5             

2) Riskyllama, ex-Overlord of the Camboro Cartel      1,010.5

3) D'fly, Overlord of the Wyldefire Compact                939

4) Tobin Dax, Overlord of Prime Industries                267.5

5) KHH_MiniMe                                                      165

6) Sausage Smuggler, the Forbidden Pirate               133

7) Deadparrot                                                       117

8 ) Mutt                                                                60.5

9) Katbeard                                                           39

10) Infamous Geek                                                  6

11) Trauma Tech                                                     -29

12) Cat O' Nine Tales                                                 -93

13) Berek Halfhand                                                   -102

14) Captain Jeff                                                       -115

15) Warp10                                                             -148

16)  Ternado                                                         -171

17) A shrubbery                                                      -404

18) Anne                                                             -457

19) Shtarker                                                            -597

20) Mrogue                                                           -629

21) Crazybeard                                                          -661




=================ACTIVE BOUNTIES======================


1,500 pp bounty on the head of 762, pirate name unknown, for being a tool. Screen shot of death required for payment. Bounty payable by ex Tigerheart Overlord, The Dread Pirate Hexx.

1,500 pp bounty on the head of DH, for crimes against dogs and humanity. Screeh shot of death required for payment. Bounty payable by ex Tigerheart Overlord, The Dread Pirate Hexx

1,500 pp bounty on the head of The (dead) Pirate Roberts, for dedication an' sense o' fair play ill befittin' a pirate. Bounty payable by Shtarker.
*1,000 pp bounus if assassin is a 'family' member from the Syndicate and brings a screenshot of death.

1,000 pp bounty on the head of Tony Soprano, by anyone not in Prime, 'cause sometime, Santa gotta get whacked.  Bounty payable by Katbeard
*4,000 pp bounus if killed by being towed into a rock.
*10,000 pp bounus if screenshot is submitted.
*10,000 pp bounus if killer composes a poem comemorating the event.


1,000 pp bounty on Skaren for being an upstart trying to form his own cartel.  Bounty payable by D'fly, Overlord of the Wyldefire Cartel, a bunch of upstarts trying to form their own.... ummm... nevermind.

1,500 pp bounty on Deadbeard for assisstin' in a backstabin'..  Bounty payable by Buffalo Bill

25,000 pp bounty on Trauma Tech payable by himself to ANYONE MAN ENOUGH TO KILL HIM!


-Herr Burt
« Last Edit: May 28, 2006, 07:50:04 pm by Herr Burt »
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Re: Economic War: The King's Most Wanted!
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2006, 07:02:00 pm »
Hey!  Hey!!  What about the Infamous Geek, most desperate pirate ever to fire a disruptor?

HA!

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Re: Economic War: The King's Most Wanted!
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2006, 12:59:28 pm »

Bump
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Re: Economic War: The King's Most Wanted!
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2006, 10:50:32 pm »
Wyldefire offers up a 1000 point bounty on that lowlife Skaren. 
That dog, that lower than low toad, the one who flew the coop from Wyldefire to BOAST for the Orions for no apparent reason.  Just the fact that we cut off his right hand for getting greedy is NO reason for him to jump ship.   :2gun:

Wyldefire is an Honor based Pirate Cartel, who never abandon our crewmates.  Luckily for us now Skaren is no longer our crewmate so Shoot him down, hunt him down, drag him kicking and screaming off the gang-plank.  Just do it soon.

Then there is this issue with this Tony Soprano dude.  What does he think he is?  Ever see an Italian Pirate?  Utter nonsense.   1000 bounty on his head for his pretence at being Italian.

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Re: Economic War: The King's Most Wanted!
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2006, 11:19:03 pm »
I'd like to place 1000 on alphageek just for moseying a little too close to our hunting grounds. It'll make sure she stays alert while she's so close to our border.
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Re: Economic War: The King's Most Wanted!
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2006, 08:50:47 am »
Surely Defly you can do better than a thousand, I suggest others add to my head value, and quickly !  (I only have so much time for my plan to unfold)

Up the bounty!!,..  Anne put your money on my head as I have done you, and then we meet in combat,.. no shananagins.  Winner takes all, I maybe worth alot by then  ;),..  anyone who has flown me knows I am no ace flyer, I am a strategy player.  It would be a fun battle no matter what, fun to the story line, and I don't mind losing to you if that is how it goes.   Plus one of us walks out richer.

Arg, but Dfly......... but I have to agree with you about Tony Soprano,..  tis about the only thing we agree on!  and no hard feelings about mi arm,.. shouldn't been reaching thar anyways,...

I also put another 750 on Tony's head.

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Re: Economic War: The King's Most Wanted!
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2006, 08:49:24 pm »
Wyldefire offers up a 1000 point bounty on that lowlife Skaren. 
That dog, that lower than low toad, the one who flew the coop from Wyldefire to BOAST for the Orions for no apparent reason.  Just the fact that we cut off his right hand for getting greedy is NO reason for him to jump ship.   :2gun:

Wyldefire is an Honor based Pirate Cartel, who never abandon our crewmates.  Luckily for us now Skaren is no longer our crewmate so Shoot him down, hunt him down, drag him kicking and screaming off the gang-plank.  Just do it soon.

Then there is this issue with this Tony Soprano dude.  What does he think he is?  Ever see an Italian Pirate?  Utter nonsense.   1000 bounty on his head for his pretence at being Italian.

I claim my bounty on Tony Soprano.  GG

aparently there was another bounty on his head by Skaren, I wish to claim that one as well.

He was in a AR-2
« Last Edit: May 12, 2006, 10:20:50 pm by D'Emon Fly »

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Re: Economic War: The King's Most Wanted!
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2006, 02:09:21 am »
as per my post on the bounty thread, I'm pleased to announce that Tony Soprano knocked off the "rat" Schtarker and claims the bounty you generously offered.
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Re: Economic War: The King's Most Wanted!
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2006, 12:18:09 pm »
If there was a bounty on Dfly I can claim that as well.

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(well I guess there was no Bounty on Dfly )

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Re: Economic War: The King's Most Wanted!
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2006, 12:20:08 pm »
That bounty you claimed was on Shtarker (spelling) and as of yet there has been no price on my head though I would have thought that after last night you would put one on me  ;)

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Re: Economic War: The King's Most Wanted!
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2006, 04:55:10 pm »
I have reclaimed my own 5000 on the head of Shtarker, sweet revenge. 

However, I am not totally satisfied.  I will post a 2000 on his head, to be claimed by anyone other than me.  If it is not claimed by Wednesday, I am going to up it by 500 per day as of that time till it is claimed.

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Re: Economic War: The King's Most Wanted!
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2006, 04:36:29 pm »
Pleae post all bounty offers and claims on this thread from now on.   It makes perfect sense for these offers and claims to be appearing on both thread, but it's easier on me to have only one thread to look through.

Thanks!

Now, bounties claimed so far:

I'll get the available bounties post updated in a bit.   In the meantime, all posts above this one have been read, and I see the following people are due bounties:

1,000 to TobinDax from Katbeard for killing Crazybeard
500 to TobinDax from Skaren for killing  Crazybeard

3,500 to Tony Soprano from Roberts for killing Shtarker

1,000 pp Dfly pays himself for killing Tony Soprano  (no net gain nor loss)
750 pp to Dfly from Skaren for killing Tonay Soprano

Anybody else think they are owed a bounty?

In the meantime, with a price of 8,000 on his head, Tony Soprano remains the most wanted man in the universe.  ;D



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Re: NOTICE!!! Economic War: The King's Most Wanted!
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2006, 05:29:39 pm »
I also had one on Shtarker for 5000 for anyone within my fleet but I ended up reclaiming that one too.  I have posted another one on him again.

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Re: NOTICE!!! Economic War: The King's Most Wanted!
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2006, 10:12:37 pm »
BTW if any of you want to know what the pirate  Tony Soprano looks like:



Sorry but its the only in mission view I've been able to get despite chasing him off the border 3 times    ;D

Also if you wonder why he's known as Tony SOPRANO, it because the itch wasn't on his butt once and he forgot about the hook  :o

I'm sure the fact that I had 2 v 1 odds each time didn't hurt  ;)

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Re: NOTICE!!! Economic War: The King's Most Wanted!
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2006, 10:20:38 pm »
If i know tony, he's not gonna take that sitting down..
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Re: NOTICE!!! Economic War: The King's Most Wanted!
« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2006, 11:10:40 pm »
I have had the "Glory" of seeing both of his sides, front and back.  Blew him up more than he blew me up, and believe me, the front side of him is not better than the side you have seen. :o

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Re: NOTICE!!! Economic War: The King's Most Wanted!
« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2006, 12:02:40 am »
Oh I'm well aware of that having fought Ducky with mixed results many many times, always a good fight,  just couldn't resist a touch of humor  ;)

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Re: NOTICE!!! Economic War: The King's Most Wanted!
« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2006, 07:58:17 am »
Yea but dfly now that your 30 repair point ship is gone life may be a tad bit harder for ya :)

Now up the bounty on my head so I can have some real fun will ya!!

However I must admit I always find our battles just about equal. Other then your use of WW which can either save your arse or get ya killed we fly very similar.

Tony

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Re: NOTICE!!! Economic War: The King's Most Wanted!
« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2006, 11:48:53 am »
Bump for an update

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Re: NOTICE!!! Economic War: The King's Most Wanted!
« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2006, 12:00:39 pm »
I need to rescind my bounty on alphageek.... She's part of the family now.
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