"Captain Jack Sparrow. You're the worst pirate I've ever heard of."
"Ah, yes, but you have heard of me."Hear Ye! Hear Ye! The government has declared that the following scallawags, corsairs, pillagers, and murders have been sentenced to death by hanging. They should be shot on sight by all law-abiding vessels and their heads should be brought to the proper authorities for rewards, no questions asked!
Said rewards are to include gold, latinum, land, titles, and green orion slave women. (Offers of green Orion slave women are null and void in the Federation, where such things are strictly prohibited by law. Colorful exotic birds who don't talk back and other fantastic items available for those who are uninterested in Orion Slave women.)
These are the most wanted pirates in the Galaxy. This list will be updated as pirate gain or lose notoriety, as measured in Piracy Points. Don't let negative points fool you, they are only relative to other pirates. All these pirates have been noticed by the authorities and are wanted dead or deader, post haste.
==============List of Infamy========================Name Piracy Point Total(Current as of Tuesday, 23 May1) Tony Soprano, Prime Industries Enforcer 1,962.5
2) Riskyllama, ex-Overlord of the Camboro Cartel 1,010.5
3) D'fly, Overlord of the Wyldefire Compact 939
4) Tobin Dax, Overlord of Prime Industries 267.5
5) KHH_MiniMe 165
6) Sausage Smuggler, the Forbidden Pirate 133
7) Deadparrot 117
8 ) Mutt 60.5
9) Katbeard 39
10) Infamous Geek 6
11) Trauma Tech -29
12) Cat O' Nine Tales -93
13) Berek Halfhand -102
14) Captain Jeff -115
15) Warp10 -148
16) Ternado -171
17) A shrubbery -404
18) Anne -457
19) Shtarker -597
20) Mrogue -629
21) Crazybeard -661
=================ACTIVE BOUNTIES======================1,500 pp bounty on the head of 762, pirate name unknown, for being a tool. Screen shot of death required for payment. Bounty payable by ex Tigerheart Overlord, The Dread Pirate Hexx.
1,500 pp bounty on the head of DH, for crimes against dogs and humanity. Screeh shot of death required for payment. Bounty payable by ex Tigerheart Overlord, The Dread Pirate Hexx
1,500 pp bounty on the head of The (dead) Pirate Roberts, for dedication an' sense o' fair play ill befittin' a pirate. Bounty payable by Shtarker.
*1,000 pp bounus if assassin is a 'family' member from the Syndicate and brings a screenshot of death.
1,000 pp bounty on the head of Tony Soprano, by anyone not in Prime, 'cause sometime, Santa gotta get whacked. Bounty payable by Katbeard
*4,000 pp bounus if killed by being towed into a rock.
*10,000 pp bounus if screenshot is submitted.
*10,000 pp bounus if killer composes a poem comemorating the event.
1,000 pp bounty on Skaren for being an upstart trying to form his own cartel. Bounty payable by D'fly, Overlord of the Wyldefire Cartel, a bunch of upstarts trying to form their own.... ummm... nevermind.
1,500 pp bounty on Deadbeard for assisstin' in a backstabin'.. Bounty payable by Buffalo Bill
25,000 pp bounty on Trauma Tech payable by himself to
ANYONE MAN ENOUGH TO KILL HIM!-Herr Burt