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Offline Barack Beard

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Bounty Thread
« on: May 09, 2006, 01:55:34 am »
KATBEARD places a 1000pp bounty on Crazybeard fur blowing up me cruiser and betraying me!  Arrgh!


 ;D

Goodjob Crazybeard.
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Re: Bounty Thread
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2006, 06:54:15 am »
I'll take that challenge!!!!

In fact, why don't you come with me and help.  :-*

ARRRGGGG!!!!


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Re: Bounty Thread
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2006, 01:10:28 pm »
Quote from: KATBEARD on May 09, 2006, 01:55:34 am
KATBEARD places a 1000pp bounty on Crazybeard fur blowing up me cruiser and betraying me!  Arrgh!


 ;D

Goodjob Crazybeard.


Was Crazybeard a member of an oppsoing Cartel, in which case this was a PvP kill, or was he a member of your own cartel, in which case he earns piracy points for a betrayal and makes the list of King's Most Wanted?

Either way, he needs to post a message here http://www.dynaverse.net/forum/index.php/topic,163366886.msg1122707913.html#msg1122707913 and tell me what ship of yours he killed.

And a big thumgs up to you for being the frirst to post a bounty!   :thumbsup:  May someone bring you his head soon.

Arrrrrr!!!!!

-Herr Burt
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Offline Barack Beard

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Re: Bounty Thread
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2006, 02:33:42 pm »
He was one of my own cartel of course and I wasn't his first betrayal...lol, but rather his third   ;D
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Re: Bounty Thread
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2006, 02:41:57 pm »
Quote from: KATBEARD on May 09, 2006, 02:33:42 pm
He was one of my own cartel of course and I wasn't his first betrayal...lol, but rather his third   ;D

Shouldn't there be some kind of penalty when you're the *third* guy to be betrayed by one player?  :P


" I know I betrayed those two other wingmen sir, but you're way to smart to fall for that aren't you?"
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Re: Bounty Thread
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2006, 06:17:34 pm »
1st was Ternado .... I SD'ed right by his Astrominer and blew him up in the process   :)  I dont count this ...
2nd was DeadParrot (Overloard) I blew his starting ship up in a glitched mission where he could not fire :) again .. I dont count this one either....
3rd ... was KatBeard .. who figured it out too late and fired on me .... but ... didnt live long after   :)

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Re: Bounty Thread
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2006, 09:19:55 pm »
Quote from: Freedom on May 09, 2006, 06:17:34 pm
1st was Ternado .... I SD'ed right by his Astrominer and blew him up in the process   :)  I dont count this ...
2nd was DeadParrot (Overloard) I blew his starting ship up in a glitched mission where he could not fire :) again .. I dont count this one either....
3rd ... was KatBeard .. who figured it out too late and fired on me .... but ... didnt live long after   :)

Har Har Har Har Har
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OH, you are sooooo dead!!!!

SHUT UP, YOU GREEN GOOSE!!! YOU'LL GET ME IN TROUBLE!!!

But you said you were gonna kill him.

Yes, but it was suppose to be a joke!  Now look what you have done!!

Well, Anne, you are gonna have to grow up and become a woman one day. No, time like the present!!

<Anne pulls out pistol, aims for the parrot and pulls the trigger>
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Re: Bounty Thread
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2006, 10:56:23 pm »
Quote from: Hexx on May 09, 2006, 02:41:57 pm
Quote from: KATBEARD on May 09, 2006, 02:33:42 pm
He was one of my own cartel of course and I wasn't his first betrayal...lol, but rather his third   ;D

Shouldn't there be some kind of penalty when you're the *third* guy to be betrayed by one player?  :P


" I know I betrayed those two other wingmen sir, but you're way to smart to fall for that aren't you?"

LOL but the other two happened when I wasn't online, Crazybeard informed me of the other 2 after the fact....Bastard!   ;D
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Re: Bounty Thread
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2006, 06:13:23 pm »
Yarrrrrrrhhhhhhh!!!!! 

Listen up mateys!  Sharpen yer eye an' yer dagger both, cuz I be offerin bounties on two wretched space dogs!

The first be a 1,500 pp reward fer the pirate that claims the life of that scoundrel Risky, fer stayin sober an' gettin the jump on the rest o' us in the hunt fer Treasure Island!

The second be a 1,500 pp reward fer he who takes down the (dead) pirate Roberts!   Yarrrrr, the man's dedication an' sense o' fair play is ill befittin a pirate!  Yarrrrrrrrr!

An' if it be within the rules (yarrrrrr - we don' need no stinkin rules!) I'd be likin to add a 1,000pp bonus in both cases if the assassin comes from within the fleet of the victim and posts a screenshot of his demise - yarrrrr!!!!  Nothing warms me bones like a tale o' betrayal an' revenge!

Yaaaaaarrrrrhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Shtarker

 
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Re: Bounty Thread
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2006, 06:30:31 pm »
The Hunt is On!
Risky of the Camboro Breakfast Fleet's flagship the Red October.
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Re: Bounty Thread
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2006, 08:10:54 pm »
Quote from: Shtarker on May 10, 2006, 06:13:23 pm
The second be a 1,500 pp reward fer he who takes down the (dead) pirate Roberts!   Yarrrrr, the man's dedication an' sense o' fair play is ill befittin a pirate!  Yarrrrrrrrr!

An' if it be within the rules (yarrrrrr - we don' need no stinkin rules!) I'd be likin to add a 1,000pp bonus in both cases if the assassin comes from within the fleet of the victim and posts a screenshot of his demise - yarrrrr!!!!  Nothing warms me bones like a tale o' betrayal an' revenge!

Yaaaaaarrrrrhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Shtarker


Unfortunately, We do not kill our own unless they shame us.  Fair play and dedication are things that are striven for amongst the Yakuza.  We are not Pirates...we are...businessmen...think of us as, the Japanese Mafia.  ;D
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Re: Bounty Thread
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2006, 08:13:32 pm »
Quote from: Shtarker on May 10, 2006, 06:13:23 pm
Yarrrrrrrhhhhhhh!!!!! 

Listen up mateys!  Sharpen yer eye an' yer dagger both, cuz I be offerin bounties on two wretched space dogs!

The first be a 1,500 pp reward fer the pirate that claims the life of that scoundrel Risky, fer stayin sober an' gettin the jump on the rest o' us in the hunt fer Treasure Island!

The second be a 1,500 pp reward fer he who takes down the (dead) pirate Roberts!   Yarrrrr, the man's dedication an' sense o' fair play is ill befittin a pirate!  Yarrrrrrrrr!

An' if it be within the rules (yarrrrrr - we don' need no stinkin rules!) I'd be likin to add a 1,000pp bonus in both cases if the assassin comes from within the fleet of the victim and posts a screenshot of his demise - yarrrrr!!!!  Nothing warms me bones like a tale o' betrayal an' revenge!

Yaaaaaarrrrrhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Shtarker

 



Sure, it's legal.  There are no set rules for how you want to offer your bounties.   If you've got the prestige to spend then you can set up as many conditions and bonuses as you see fit.  So there you go!   There are bounties on the pirate Risky and The Dread Pirate Roberts........

HEY!!!!   WAIT A MINUTE!!!!   I'm sure there is a rule against this somewhere...  <sound of pages fluttering>

Aaarrrrr!!!!  All right, you scurvy pile of land-lubbing pillage-for-the-taking!   I'll show you "fair play"!

I'll pay a 1,500 pp bounty to any pirate who can rid my space of that rat-carrying ship belonging to Shtarker.  I'll kick in another 1,000 pp if he comes from Shtarker's own cartel,  AND I'LL ADD ANOTHER 1,000 IF THEY KILL HIM BEFORE ANYONE KILLS ME!!!

But no one is going to be able to claim this bounty, because I am to send ye to Davey Jones Locker meself!!!!!  Shiver ye timbers at that!

Arrrrrrrrr!

-Herr Burt (The Dread Pirate Roberts)

(PS:   Please picture all of the above being spoken in a very cultured Japanese accent.    Arrrrrr!)
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Re: Bounty Thread
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2006, 08:23:00 pm »
I hate you all!!!!  I set a bounty on all of yer heads!!!

I thought I shot you, dumb crow!!!

You missed, like you always do!!!!

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Re: Bounty Thread
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2006, 08:39:31 pm »
Quote from: Herr Burt on May 10, 2006, 08:13:32 pm

<... quotes from some brilliant and daring pirate snipped out ...>

Sure, it's legal.  There are no set rules for how you want to offer your bounties.   If you've got the prestige to spend then you can set up as many conditions and bonuses as you see fit.  So there you go!   There are bounties on the pirate Risky and The Dread Pirate Roberts........

HEY!!!!   WAIT A MINUTE!!!!   I'm sure there is a rule against this somewhere...  <sound of pages fluttering>

Aaarrrrr!!!!  All right, you scurvy pile of land-lubbing pillage-for-the-taking!   I'll show you "fair play"!

I'll pay a 1,500 pp bounty to any pirate who can rid my space of that rat-carrying ship belonging to Shtarker.  I'll kick in another 1,000 pp if he comes from Shtarker's own cartel,  AND I'LL ADD ANOTHER 1,000 IF THEY KILL HIM BEFORE ANYONE KILLS ME!!!

But no one is going to be able to claim this bounty, because I am to send ye to Davey Jones Locker meself!!!!!  Shiver ye timbers at that!

Arrrrrrrrr!

-Herr Burt (The Dread Pirate Roberts)

(PS:   Please picture all of the above being spoken in a very cultured Japanese accent.    Arrrrrr!)

Yarrrrr!!  So be it then!!!!  I'll be on after 10 (pacific time) tonight if any of you scurvy dogs wants to do something about it! ;D

Yarrrrrrrrhhhhhhh!!!!!
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Re: Bounty Thread
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2006, 09:02:38 pm »
Quote from: Riskyllama on May 10, 2006, 06:30:31 pm
The Hunt is On!
Risky of the Camboro Breakfast Fleet's flagship the Red October.

Ummm..... its  May not October Risky, but in your distressed condition I can understand the confusion on your part.  Just remember Red May and in 28 days (or thereabout depending on your particular cycle) it will be the Red June.

KATBEARD the helpful

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Re: Bounty Thread
« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2006, 09:19:50 pm »
The most Identifiable sound in the world is the sound of a .12 gg racking a round.......Hear that Polly?!
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Re: Bounty Thread
« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2006, 09:31:27 pm »
Well there aren't any good ships out for a bit, and I think I have some kinda bonus..so although I haven't seen them on
I'll drop 1500 point bounties on both t00l and DH.

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Re: Bounty Thread
« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2006, 09:39:27 pm »
Quote from: KATBEARD on May 10, 2006, 09:02:38 pm
Quote from: Riskyllama on May 10, 2006, 06:30:31 pm
The Hunt is On!
Risky of the Camboro Breakfast Fleet's flagship the Red October.

Ummm..... its  May not October Risky, but in your distressed condition I can understand the confusion on your part.  Just remember Red May and in 28 days (or thereabout depending on your particular cycle) it will be the Red June.

KATBEARD the helpful

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Thats Red October in refrence to the October Revolution of 2217 on Kzin Prime.
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Re: Bounty Thread
« Reply #18 on: May 10, 2006, 10:16:39 pm »
Quote from: Hexx on May 10, 2006, 09:31:27 pm
Well there aren't any good ships out for a bit, and I think I have some kinda bonus..so although I haven't seen them on
I'll drop 1500 point bounties on both t00l and DH.

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give us their pirate names. and it will be done
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Re: Bounty Thread
« Reply #19 on: May 10, 2006, 11:09:07 pm »
Quote from: Riskyllama on May 10, 2006, 09:39:27 pm


Thats Red October in refrence to the October Revolution of 2217 on Kzin Prime.

The "Kzinti Revolution of 2217" was when we got Soreyes drunk, strapped him to a Gyroscope and spun him till he puked, nothing more  ;)
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