Topic: Bounty Thread (Read 5662 times)

Barack Beard · « **on:** May 09, 2006, 01:55:34 am »

KATBEARD places a 1000pp bounty on Crazybeard fur blowing up me cruiser and betraying me! Arrgh!

Goodjob Crazybeard.

Rolling · « **Reply #1 on:** May 09, 2006, 06:54:15 am »

I'll take that challenge!!!!

In fact, why don't you come with me and help.

ARRRGGGG!!!!

(I can see quickly the Beast won't be moving very far as it has begun chasing its tail)

XX

Herr Burt · « **Reply #2 on:** May 09, 2006, 01:10:28 pm »

Quote from: KATBEARD on May 09, 2006, 01:55:34 am

KATBEARD places a 1000pp bounty on Crazybeard fur blowing up me cruiser and betraying me! Arrgh!

Goodjob Crazybeard.

Was Crazybeard a member of an oppsoing Cartel, in which case this was a PvP kill, or was he a member of your own cartel, in which case he earns piracy points for a betrayal and makes the list of King's Most Wanted?

Either way, he needs to post a message here http://www.dynaverse.net/forum/index.php/topic,163366886.msg1122707913.html#msg1122707913 and tell me what ship of yours he killed.

And a big thumgs up to you for being the frirst to post a bounty!

May someone bring you his head soon.

Arrrrrr!!!!!

-Herr Burt

Barack Beard · « **Reply #3 on:** May 09, 2006, 02:33:42 pm »

He was one of my own cartel of course and I wasn't his first betrayal...lol, but rather his third

Hexx · « **Reply #4 on:** May 09, 2006, 02:41:57 pm »

Quote from: KATBEARD on May 09, 2006, 02:33:42 pm

He was one of my own cartel of course and I wasn't his first betrayal...lol, but rather his third

Shouldn't there be some kind of penalty when you're the *third* guy to be betrayed by one player?

" I know I betrayed those two other wingmen sir, but you're way to smart to fall for that aren't you?"

Freedom · « **Reply #5 on:** May 09, 2006, 06:17:34 pm »

1st was Ternado .... I SD'ed right by his Astrominer and blew him up in the process

I dont count this ...
2nd was DeadParrot (Overloard) I blew his starting ship up in a glitched mission where he could not fire

again .. I dont count this one either....
3rd ... was KatBeard .. who figured it out too late and fired on me .... but ... didnt live long after

Har Har Har Har Har
your M8
CrazyBeard

Rolling · « **Reply #6 on:** May 09, 2006, 09:19:55 pm »

Quote from: Freedom on May 09, 2006, 06:17:34 pm

1st was Ternado .... I SD'ed right by his Astrominer and blew him up in the process I dont count this ...
2nd was DeadParrot (Overloard) I blew his starting ship up in a glitched mission where he could not fire again .. I dont count this one either....
3rd ... was KatBeard .. who figured it out too late and fired on me .... but ... didnt live long after

Har Har Har Har Har
your M8
CrazyBeard

OH, you are sooooo dead!!!!

SHUT UP, YOU GREEN GOOSE!!! YOU'LL GET ME IN TROUBLE!!!

But you said you were gonna kill him.

Yes, but it was suppose to be a joke! Now look what you have done!!

Well, Anne, you are gonna have to grow up and become a woman one day. No, time like the present!!

<Anne pulls out pistol, aims for the parrot and pulls the trigger>

Barack Beard · « **Reply #7 on:** May 09, 2006, 10:56:23 pm »

Quote from: Hexx on May 09, 2006, 02:41:57 pm

Quote from: KATBEARD on May 09, 2006, 02:33:42 pm
He was one of my own cartel of course and I wasn't his first betrayal...lol, but rather his third

Shouldn't there be some kind of penalty when you're the *third* guy to be betrayed by one player?

" I know I betrayed those two other wingmen sir, but you're way to smart to fall for that aren't you?"

LOL but the other two happened when I wasn't online, Crazybeard informed me of the other 2 after the fact....Bastard!

Shtarker "The Rat" · « **Reply #8 on:** May 10, 2006, 06:13:23 pm »

Yarrrrrrrhhhhhhh!!!!!

Listen up mateys! Sharpen yer eye an' yer dagger both, cuz I be offerin bounties on two wretched space dogs!

The first be a 1,500 pp reward fer the pirate that claims the life of that scoundrel Risky, fer stayin sober an' gettin the jump on the rest o' us in the hunt fer Treasure Island!

The second be a 1,500 pp reward fer he who takes down the (dead) pirate Roberts! Yarrrrr, the man's dedication an' sense o' fair play is ill befittin a pirate! Yarrrrrrrrr!

An' if it be within the rules (yarrrrrr - we don' need no stinkin rules!) I'd be likin to add a 1,000pp bonus in both cases if the assassin comes from within the fleet of the victim and posts a screenshot of his demise - yarrrrr!!!! Nothing warms me bones like a tale o' betrayal an' revenge!

Yaaaaaarrrrrhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Shtarker

Riskyllama · « **Reply #9 on:** May 10, 2006, 06:30:31 pm »

The Hunt is On!
Risky of the Camboro Breakfast Fleet's flagship the Red October.

Lieutenant_Q · « **Reply #10 on:** May 10, 2006, 08:10:54 pm »

Quote from: Shtarker on May 10, 2006, 06:13:23 pm

The second be a 1,500 pp reward fer he who takes down the (dead) pirate Roberts! Yarrrrr, the man's dedication an' sense o' fair play is ill befittin a pirate! Yarrrrrrrrr!

An' if it be within the rules (yarrrrrr - we don' need no stinkin rules!) I'd be likin to add a 1,000pp bonus in both cases if the assassin comes from within the fleet of the victim and posts a screenshot of his demise - yarrrrr!!!! Nothing warms me bones like a tale o' betrayal an' revenge!

Yaaaaaarrrrrhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Shtarker

Unfortunately, We do not kill our own unless they shame us. Fair play and dedication are things that are striven for amongst the Yakuza. We are not Pirates...we are...businessmen...think of us as, the Japanese Mafia.

Herr Burt · « **Reply #11 on:** May 10, 2006, 08:13:32 pm »

Quote from: Shtarker on May 10, 2006, 06:13:23 pm

Yarrrrrrrhhhhhhh!!!!!

Listen up mateys! Sharpen yer eye an' yer dagger both, cuz I be offerin bounties on two wretched space dogs!

The first be a 1,500 pp reward fer the pirate that claims the life of that scoundrel Risky, fer stayin sober an' gettin the jump on the rest o' us in the hunt fer Treasure Island!

The second be a 1,500 pp reward fer he who takes down the (dead) pirate Roberts! Yarrrrr, the man's dedication an' sense o' fair play is ill befittin a pirate! Yarrrrrrrrr!

An' if it be within the rules (yarrrrrr - we don' need no stinkin rules!) I'd be likin to add a 1,000pp bonus in both cases if the assassin comes from within the fleet of the victim and posts a screenshot of his demise - yarrrrr!!!! Nothing warms me bones like a tale o' betrayal an' revenge!

Yaaaaaarrrrrhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Shtarker

Sure, it's legal. There are no set rules for how you want to offer your bounties. If you've got the prestige to spend then you can set up as many conditions and bonuses as you see fit. So there you go! There are bounties on the pirate Risky and The Dread Pirate Roberts........

HEY!!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!!! I'm sure there is a rule against this somewhere... <sound of pages fluttering>

Aaarrrrr!!!! All right, you scurvy pile of land-lubbing pillage-for-the-taking! I'll show you "fair play"!

I'll pay a 1,500 pp bounty to any pirate who can rid my space of that rat-carrying ship belonging to Shtarker. I'll kick in another 1,000 pp if he comes from Shtarker's own cartel, AND I'LL ADD ANOTHER 1,000 IF THEY KILL HIM BEFORE ANYONE KILLS ME!!!

But no one is going to be able to claim this bounty, because I am to send ye to Davey Jones Locker meself!!!!! Shiver ye timbers at that!

Arrrrrrrrr!

-Herr Burt (The Dread Pirate Roberts)

(PS: Please picture all of the above being spoken in a very cultured Japanese accent. Arrrrrr!)

Rolling · « **Reply #12 on:** May 10, 2006, 08:23:00 pm »

I hate you all!!!! I set a bounty on all of yer heads!!!

I thought I shot you, dumb crow!!!

You missed, like you always do!!!!

<Polly Roger flies away>

Shtarker "The Rat" · « **Reply #13 on:** May 10, 2006, 08:39:31 pm »

Quote from: Herr Burt on May 10, 2006, 08:13:32 pm

<... quotes from some brilliant and daring pirate snipped out ...>

Sure, it's legal. There are no set rules for how you want to offer your bounties. If you've got the prestige to spend then you can set up as many conditions and bonuses as you see fit. So there you go! There are bounties on the pirate Risky and The Dread Pirate Roberts........

HEY!!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!!! I'm sure there is a rule against this somewhere... <sound of pages fluttering>

Aaarrrrr!!!! All right, you scurvy pile of land-lubbing pillage-for-the-taking! I'll show you "fair play"!

I'll pay a 1,500 pp bounty to any pirate who can rid my space of that rat-carrying ship belonging to Shtarker. I'll kick in another 1,000 pp if he comes from Shtarker's own cartel, AND I'LL ADD ANOTHER 1,000 IF THEY KILL HIM BEFORE ANYONE KILLS ME!!!

But no one is going to be able to claim this bounty, because I am to send ye to Davey Jones Locker meself!!!!! Shiver ye timbers at that!

Arrrrrrrrr!

-Herr Burt (The Dread Pirate Roberts)

(PS: Please picture all of the above being spoken in a very cultured Japanese accent. Arrrrrr!)

Yarrrrr!! So be it then!!!! I'll be on after 10 (pacific time) tonight if any of you scurvy dogs wants to do something about it!

Yarrrrrrrrhhhhhhh!!!!!

Barack Beard · « **Reply #14 on:** May 10, 2006, 09:02:38 pm »

Quote from: Riskyllama on May 10, 2006, 06:30:31 pm

The Hunt is On!
Risky of the Camboro Breakfast Fleet's flagship the Red October.

Ummm..... its May not October Risky, but in your distressed condition I can understand the confusion on your part. Just remember Red May and in 28 days (or thereabout depending on your particular cycle) it will be the Red June.

KATBEARD the helpful

<Snicker>

FPF-Thrain · « **Reply #15 on:** May 10, 2006, 09:19:50 pm »

The most Identifiable sound in the world is the sound of a .12 gg racking a round.......Hear that Polly?!

Hexx · « **Reply #16 on:** May 10, 2006, 09:31:27 pm »

Well there aren't any good ships out for a bit, and I think I have some kinda bonus..so although I haven't seen them on
I'll drop 1500 point bounties on both t00l and DH.

Posted screenshots required for payment.

Riskyllama · « **Reply #17 on:** May 10, 2006, 09:39:27 pm »

Quote from: KATBEARD on May 10, 2006, 09:02:38 pm

Quote from: Riskyllama on May 10, 2006, 06:30:31 pm
The Hunt is On!
Risky of the Camboro Breakfast Fleet's flagship the Red October.

Ummm..... its May not October Risky, but in your distressed condition I can understand the confusion on your part. Just remember Red May and in 28 days (or thereabout depending on your particular cycle) it will be the Red June.

KATBEARD the helpful

<Snicker>

Thats Red October in refrence to the October Revolution of 2217 on Kzin Prime.

Dfly · « **Reply #18 on:** May 10, 2006, 10:16:39 pm »

Quote from: Hexx on May 10, 2006, 09:31:27 pm

Well there aren't any good ships out for a bit, and I think I have some kinda bonus..so although I haven't seen them on
I'll drop 1500 point bounties on both t00l and DH.

Posted screenshots required for payment.

give us their pirate names. and it will be done

Barack Beard · « **Reply #19 on:** May 10, 2006, 11:09:07 pm »

Quote from: Riskyllama on May 10, 2006, 09:39:27 pm

Thats Red October in refrence to the October Revolution of 2217 on Kzin Prime.

The "Kzinti Revolution of 2217" was when we got Soreyes drunk, strapped him to a Gyroscope and spun him till he puked, nothing more

FPF-Thrain · « **Reply #20 on:** May 10, 2006, 11:13:38 pm »

Is there anyway some one can research and post in running order who has a bounty and how much and the placing corp/person?

I'd hate to kill someone and miss a bounty for not taking a pic........

I kinda like this idea as skips used to be my occupation of choice....

Skaren · « **Reply #21 on:** May 11, 2006, 11:41:48 am »

I also despise the likes of one who would turn on his own Cartel members and will up Anne Bonney's bounty on Crazybeard by 500

Do not trust flying with that Scoundrel, or he will stick it to you. Now with a total of 1500 on his head, stick to him first! Your pockets will become heavy with Gold, and you can take pleasure in putting an end to such a dispicable Rouge

What goes around comes around !

Arrg

Herr Burt · « **Reply #22 on:** May 11, 2006, 12:56:26 pm »

Quote from: FPF-Thrain on May 10, 2006, 11:13:38 pm

Is there anyway some one can research and post in running order who has a bounty and how much and the placing corp/person?

See here! http://www.dynaverse.net/forum/index.php/topic,163366888.msg1122707922.html#msg1122707922

-Herr Burt

FPF-Thrain · « **Reply #23 on:** May 11, 2006, 09:13:00 pm »

Thanks Herr Burt! I wasn't specificly targeting you, (yet), for this job but I see you have risen to the call and made this sooo much easier for us again, thanks.

Kroma BaSyl · « **Reply #24 on:** May 12, 2006, 04:51:35 pm »

Not sure where to post this so I will do it here. Some sick bastard named "Sausage Smuggler" (sounds like Jinn to me) of Wyldfire Cartel killed TobinDax in a heavy cruiser duel.

FPF-Tobin Dax · « **Reply #25 on:** May 12, 2006, 05:23:34 pm »

Congrats on toasting my ship Kroma. Those 4 G plasmas were too much. Forget the J'inn B.S. That guy could barely find the red alert hot key. Guess what? You should start the kill thread. This ain't the right place.

FPF-Tobin Dax · « **Reply #26 on:** May 13, 2006, 02:06:37 am »

Quote from: Herr Burt on May 10, 2006, 08:13:32 pm

Quote from: Shtarker on May 10, 2006, 06:13:23 pm
Yarrrrrrrhhhhhhh!!!!!

Listen up mateys! Sharpen yer eye an' yer dagger both, cuz I be offerin bounties on two wretched space dogs!

The first be a 1,500 pp reward fer the pirate that claims the life of that scoundrel Risky, fer stayin sober an' gettin the jump on the rest o' us in the hunt fer Treasure Island!

The second be a 1,500 pp reward fer he who takes down the (dead) pirate Roberts! Yarrrrr, the man's dedication an' sense o' fair play is ill befittin a pirate! Yarrrrrrrrr!

An' if it be within the rules (yarrrrrr - we don' need no stinkin rules!) I'd be likin to add a 1,000pp bonus in both cases if the assassin comes from within the fleet of the victim and posts a screenshot of his demise - yarrrrr!!!! Nothing warms me bones like a tale o' betrayal an' revenge!

Yaaaaaarrrrrhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Shtarker

Sure, it's legal. There are no set rules for how you want to offer your bounties. If you've got the prestige to spend then you can set up as many conditions and bonuses as you see fit. So there you go! There are bounties on the pirate Risky and The Dread Pirate Roberts........

HEY!!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!!! I'm sure there is a rule against this somewhere... <sound of pages fluttering>

Aaarrrrr!!!! All right, you scurvy pile of land-lubbing pillage-for-the-taking! I'll show you "fair play"!

I'll pay a 1,500 pp bounty to any pirate who can rid my space of that rat-carrying ship belonging to Shtarker. I'll kick in another 1,000 pp if he comes from Shtarker's own cartel, AND I'LL ADD ANOTHER 1,000 IF THEY KILL HIM BEFORE ANYONE KILLS ME!!!

But no one is going to be able to claim this bounty, because I am to send ye to Davey Jones Locker meself!!!!! Shiver ye timbers at that!

Arrrrrrrrr!

-Herr Burt (The Dread Pirate Roberts)

(PS: Please picture all of the above being spoken in a very cultured Japanese accent. Arrrrrr!)

I'm pleased to announce that Tony Soprano knocked off the rat Schtarker and claims the bounty you generously offered.

FPF-Tobin Dax · « **Reply #27 on:** May 14, 2006, 08:54:17 pm »

TobinDax claims the bounty on BeastRaider CrazyBeard, 1,500 pieces of 8.

Barack Beard · « **Reply #28 on:** May 15, 2006, 12:53:01 pm »

Quote from: FPF-Tobin Dax on May 14, 2006, 08:54:17 pm

TobinDax claims the bounty on BeastRaider CrazyBeard, 1,500 pieces of 8.

Sorry Tobin but the bounty was 1,000 you greedy bastige.

Barack Beard · « **Reply #29 on:** May 15, 2006, 01:03:03 pm »

KATBEARD places a special bounty.

5,000 pp for the Prime Cartel Member who puts a knife in Tony Sopranos back and kills him. This bounty isn't open to others, just to his wingmen.

Additional note, if its Mrouge add another 1,000

FPF-Tobin Dax · « **Reply #30 on:** May 15, 2006, 01:17:08 pm »

TobinDax claims the bounty on BeastRaider CrazyBeard, 1,500 pieces of 8.

Sorry Tobin but the bounty was 1,000 you greedy bastige.

I have a screenshot of him telling me that it was 1,500, so right back at you.

Perhaps he thought he was worth more.

Skaren · « **Reply #31 on:** May 15, 2006, 01:43:26 pm »

If you read back the original bounty was 1000

then I added 500 to it.

Barack Beard · « **Reply #32 on:** May 15, 2006, 02:36:32 pm »

Quote from: FSD Skaren on May 15, 2006, 01:43:26 pm

If you read back the original bounty was 1000

then I added 500 to it.

ahh ok, missed the addition as long as only 1,000 of itis mine

deadmansix · « **Reply #33 on:** May 15, 2006, 03:12:20 pm »

Quote from: KATBEARD on May 15, 2006, 01:03:03 pm

KATBEARD places a special bounty.

5,000 pp for the Prime Cartel Member who puts a knife in Tony Sopranos back and kills him. This bounty isn't open to others, just to his wingmen.

Additional note, if its Mrouge add another 1,000

and I will add another 2000 on his head

ShadowLord · « **Reply #34 on:** May 15, 2006, 04:18:03 pm »

That the best you punks can do

Tony

Herr Burt · « **Reply #35 on:** May 15, 2006, 04:26:35 pm »

I'll get the available bounties post updated in a bit. In the meantime, all posts above this one have been read, and I see the following people are due bounties:

1,000 to TobinDax from Katbeard for killing Crazybeard
500 to TobinDax from Skaren for killing Crazybeard

3,500 to Tony Soprano from Roberts for killing Shtarker

Anyone see anything I missed?

Edit: Got a couple more from the other thread:

Dfly pays himself for killing Tony Soprano (no net gain nor loss)
750 pp to Dfly from Skaren for killing Tonay Soprano

Any more?

In the meantime, with a price of 8,000 on his head, Tony Soprano remains the most wanted man in the universe.

-Herr Burt

Herr Burt · « **Reply #36 on:** May 15, 2006, 04:29:55 pm »

Yarrrrrgghhh! In the meantime, no one else post bouties in this thread, OK? We've got two going right now, and I'd just as soon only use this one:

Since it has the bouties available post in it, and I can alter its title to draw attention.

-Herr Burt

Dfly · « **Reply #37 on:** May 15, 2006, 05:26:58 pm »

Quote from: Herr Burt on May 15, 2006, 04:29:55 pm

Yarrrrrgghhh! In the meantime, no one else post bouties in this thread, OK? We've got two going right now, and I'd just as soon only use this one:

Since it has the bouties available post in it, and I can alter its title to draw attention.

-Herr Burt

You state no posting bounties in this thread but you say use this one: "insert something here" and there it is, blank, like the expression on your face

Herr Burt · « **Reply #38 on:** May 16, 2006, 09:17:52 am »

Quote from: D'Emon Fly on May 15, 2006, 05:26:58 pm

You state no posting bounties in this thread but you say use this one: "insert something here" and there it is, blank, like the expression on your face

Trust me, matey, the expression on me face is nay blank.

AAarrrrrrr!!!!!

I meant this one: http://www.dynaverse.net/forum/index.php/topic,163366888.msg1122707922.html#msg1122707922

-Herr Burt the Hurt

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