Don't worry Capt. Deadparrot, he passed the entrabce requirements.
#1 He can hold his Rum (just make him take off his "squeeky shoes" first.
Well, I had to do something to cover the fact that I just spilled my drink. Mission accomplished!!
#2 He can swear like a pirate, at least in the presence of me dear sainted mother and father
They had it coming!!

Considering what they've let you get away with, it was probably easy to overlook a few cuss
words from their youngest adopted son. I do have the accounting thing going for me.

#3 He has unique talents
You bet I do!! But sword swallowing is certainly not one of them. I could put my eye out.

(and you know I would too)
The Dread Pirate Skerl