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Offline Hexx

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Tigerheart is NOT hiring
« on: May 01, 2006, 08:23:39 pm »
As that would imply that I have to pay you, and might also have some unseen and unlooked for
legal issues about my being concerned with your safety in the workplace.

The Tigerheart Cartel is however willing to accept recruits looking to end up as human shields for your betters.
Please include your callsign and a list of pilots you've died to protect.
A willingness to disbelieve that I have absolutely no concern for your wellfare is also an asset.

What do you get for flying with the Tigers?

- An Great opportunity to fly & die for one of the best pilots around. No matter how many times you die as my wing, I'm always willing to have you wing
  with me again.

- A Great starship replacement program. We willensure you ALWAYS have a ship to fly if you can afford it.

- A Great working environment. Tired of bosses who obsess over maps and strategies night in and out? Tired of having to take copious notes of what the night's
  plans and objectives are? The Tigerheart doesn't care about plans. We don't make plans. We simply blow up other people's ships. The map is simply a tool
  used to find other ships to blow up.

- A Great Boss. Tired of those other "Leaders" in teh community that do things ranging from screaming at you over TS for losing a ship to offering to help you
  get the hang of flying whatver it is your trying to pilot? Now if you like people screaming obscenities at you, or treating you like a hapless child that's fine.
  But here at the Tigerheart I can tell you we don't do things that way. Why?
  Because I honestly don't care if you live or die in a mission. As long as you have fun.*

- Well defined goals. Tired of trying to figure out what you should do when something unexpected happens? Tired of trying to decide what one of your wingmen
  wants you to do? Tired of beinjg paralyzed by fear of accidently doing something that might screw up the fight? Don't worry.
  Here at the Tigerheart ,you have one goal. To keep me alive and earning prestige. That's it.That's all. No need to worry yourself about dying in a mission.
  After all.
 If you save Hexx,it is a good stardate to die.




* Typo. Should say as long as *I* have fun.
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Offline Soreyes

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Re: Tigerheart is NOT hiring
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2006, 11:41:30 pm »
Well we see that you have your Game Face on at least ;D

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Offline Mutilator

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Re: Tigerheart is NOT hiring
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2006, 02:34:55 pm »
I will bring my Tigerheart ship to start the server...unfortunately I will only be available on the first two nights...I may get home for the last weekend of it.... but when I am on I'll look to T-bomb... run you into a rock, planet, black hole, enemy ship err wing with you Hexx.  ;D
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Offline Hexx

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Re: Tigerheart is NOT hiring
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2006, 06:57:52 pm »
Quote from: Mutilator on May 03, 2006, 02:34:55 pm
I will bring my Tigerheart ship to start the server...unfortunately I will only be available on the first two nights...I may get home for the last weekend of it.... but when I am on I'll look to T-bomb... run you into a rock, planet, black hole, enemy ship err wing with you Hexx.  ;D

!!!

I thought FSD were going with those stinkin Mirak loving .. actually I can't remember who I thought FSD were flying with.

Welcome aboard!

Of course please sign the waiver agreeing to use the ships sans tractor beams or transporters.
They're a bit defenceless... but when you're a human shield what do you need really?
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Offline Mutilator

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Re: Tigerheart is NOT hiring
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2006, 09:00:23 pm »
Most of FSD looks to be flying under Dfly's Wylderfire banner. I got limited time for this one and with the server start pushed back looks like less time protecting your Lardship... :D
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Re: Tigerheart is NOT hiring
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2006, 09:59:06 pm »
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Re: Tigerheart is NOT hiring
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2006, 08:23:07 am »
I'm sure you will figure out the map soon enough, Hexx.

OH, I just noticed you have two kisses at the end of your name.... hmmmmm.



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