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Offline Herr Burt

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Arrrrrrr!!!!! Postcards from the Front for me sainted mother
« on: May 02, 2006, 10:25:56 am »
Dear Mum:

Arrrrrr!!!!!!  'Tis been a pleasant cruise up 'til now.  The captain gives us plenty of grog (for medicinal purposes, of course) and I haven't had to face the lash more than once a week.  Please find enclosed 10,000 gold doubloons, and buy yerself something nice.

Here's a few shots I thought you might like.  It shows what a nice lot we all our, out here ....... ummmm.... directing traffic.

Arrrr!!!   Seems to me that those landlubber merchants are always dropping things.  Soon as we start closing in on 'em they start pitching stuff overbaord.  The captain says its so they can get where they're going faster.  Well, we pick their stuff up and keep it "safe" for them 'till they come back to claim it.









Then there are the accidents.  A lot of people seem to get stranded out here when their ship <ahem> "breaks down"..  Well, we can always pick up the strays, and for a small fee we ransom take them back to their loved ones.  There's no need to thank us, that's just part of our service.












Well, I'm running scarce on space here, Mum, so I best be signing off.   Arrrr!   Hugs and kisses.  (But dont' hug too hard, my new hook is a little sharp.)  My love to Sis, and tell Dad -- if you can find him -- that I said he could rot in Davey Jone's locker.   Arrrrrr!

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Re: Arrrrrrr!!!!! Postcards from the Front for me sainted mother
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2006, 01:02:58 pm »
Quote from: Herr Burt on May 02, 2006, 10:25:56 am





-Black Bart


So, that's where J'inn has been!!

It sure must be cold out there in space.   Here let me tractor you over to this nice, warm blackhole.   Afterall, what are buddies for if they can't help you out when you need it.

 ;D   ;D   ;D
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Re: Arrrrrrr!!!!! Postcards from the Front for me sainted mother
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2006, 01:07:49 pm »
so are we going to be able to this in the server?!!! :o
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Re: Arrrrrrr!!!!! Postcards from the Front for me sainted mother
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2006, 01:24:37 pm »
Quote from: Anne "Rolling Pin" Bonney on May 04, 2006, 01:07:49 pm
so are we going to be able to this in the server?!!! :o

Yes!  Both carago boxs and hostages will (or at least should) appear often in missions, and each one has a function that should make your pirating more profitable.

It should be easy to figure out what to do with them after you've seen a few of them.

-Herr Burt
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« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2006, 01:28:00 pm »
Quote from: Herr Burt on May 04, 2006, 01:24:37 pm
Quote from: Anne "Rolling Pin" Bonney on May 04, 2006, 01:07:49 pm
so are we going to be able to this in the server?!!! :o

Yes!  Both carago boxs and hostages will (or at least should) appear often in missions, and each one has a function that should make your pirating more profitable.

It should be easy to figure out what to do with them after you've seen a few of them.

-Herr Burt

Delicious!!!!
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Re: Arrrrrrr!!!!! Postcards from the Front for me sainted mother
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2006, 05:30:39 pm »
The other day I was flying and it may have been in the Forge but I cant remember, I saw hostages flying across my screen and thought that was really funny.   Now that I am starting to get better from that severe cold I was wondering if I was getting delusional till I saw these postings, thus proving me to be of nearly sound mind. ;)
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« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2006, 06:38:21 pm »
Quote from: D'Emon Fly on May 04, 2006, 05:30:39 pm
The other day I was flying and it may have been in the Forge but I cant remember, I saw hostages flying across my screen and thought that was really funny.   Now that I am starting to get better from that severe cold I was wondering if I was getting delusional till I saw these postings, thus proving me to be of nearly sound mind. ;)

Naaaaaaa...

You are still delusional!!!


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Re: Arrrrrrr!!!!! Postcards from the Front for me sainted mother
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2006, 06:38:47 pm »
dfly? how much cold medicine did you take?
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« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2006, 06:41:02 pm »
a keg or 2, not a drop more
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« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2006, 06:42:45 pm »
i hope not, i can't eat you if you're poisonous, and I hate wasting good meat.
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Re: Arrrrrrr!!!!! Postcards from the Front for me sainted mother
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2006, 06:47:46 pm »
Not to worry, I have huge stashes of Rhum hidden all over the galaxies to wash out the poison. ARRRRRR ARRRRRRRR
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« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2006, 06:48:21 pm »
Quote from: Riskyllama on May 04, 2006, 06:42:45 pm
i hope not, i can't eat you if you're poisonous, and I hate wasting good meat.

You are not allowed to eat anyone until after I have given them two kisses!!!

Then, and only then, shall you feast upon the bodies left in the wake of The Purple Plunderer.

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Re: Arrrrrrr!!!!! Postcards from the Front for me sainted mother
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2006, 06:52:14 pm »
Quote from: D'Emon Fly on May 04, 2006, 05:30:39 pm
The other day I was flying and it may have been in the Forge but I cant remember, I saw hostages flying across my screen and thought that was really funny.   Now that I am starting to get better from that severe cold I was wondering if I was getting delusional till I saw these postings, thus proving me to be of nearly sound mind. ;)

So far as I know, this will be the first server to have hostages.

You *sure* you haven't been sneaking extra rum rations?

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Re: Arrrrrrr!!!!! Postcards from the Front for me sainted mother
« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2006, 06:53:31 pm »
you know what, it may have been in the Coop Ace 4.0 .  I have flown several of those lately.
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« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2006, 07:01:56 pm »
must be time travel...cause i dont remember any hostages....
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Re: Arrrrrrr!!!!! Postcards from the Front for me sainted mother
« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2006, 11:09:54 pm »
Quote from: GDA-S'Cipio on May 04, 2006, 06:52:14 pm
So far as I know, this will be the first server to have hostages.


Hey I've flown Mavericks wing before, that definately qualifies.   :P
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Re: Arrrrrrr!!!!! Postcards from the Front for me sainted mother
« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2006, 05:32:15 pm »
Quote from: GDA-Agave on May 02, 2006, 01:02:58 pm
Quote from: Herr Burt on May 02, 2006, 10:25:56 am





-Black Bart


So, that's where J'inn has been!!

It sure must be cold out there in space.   Here let me tractor you over to this nice, warm blackhole.   Afterall, what are buddies for if they can't help you out when you need it.

 ;D   ;D   ;D


LoL,  warm black hole ?? Haven't had one of those in a loooooong time.  I wonder how far that hostage would bounce if I tractored him into an asteroid.
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